Commando

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From Harry Potter: Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus. I don't think dragons ever wear underwear.

IN response to where Ill go with carlin and say "in my lair where I go bare, do you care?"I think it fitting that for this thread I post the entire thing... Quote:Not sure why some stare at my underwear.In fact, it's not fair, But some really despair of my underwear.But I don't care,Cause they're not aware,Nor are they debonair.In fact, they're just square.They see underwear down to there,Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!I say, "No fair!"A crotch that's bare is really nowhere.So be like a bear, be fair with your underwear!Show it you care.Wear it to there.Or to there.Or to there, if you dare!My wife bought some underwear at a fair, to use as a spare.Did I care?Au contraire!Spare underwear is fair!In fact, underwear can be rare.Fred Astaire got no underwear,Nor does a chair,Nor nor a chocolate éclair,And where is the underwear on a pear?Nowhere, mon frere!So now that I've shared this affair of the underwear,I'll admit "Nunquam ubi sub ubi" in my lair where I go bare, do you care? Ok its not carlins, its a reworked "affair of the hair" Near as I can tell this rework was done by Michael S. Kaplan.

yeah yeah yeah, all my latin comes from google, I cant carry on this conversation. Im much better at coming up with new creative strings of profanities to call people douchbags.

Fred Astaire went commando?!?Paris, Brittany, Fred...tramps, the lot of them!

Freddy was a smooth dancing mother fucker. If he wore any they would of certainly bound around his balls nd twisted them off. No way did he wear them. I got money tht says barishnakoft does either.

Baryshnikov was a ballet dancer, which means he usually wore the standard codpiece thingy that male dancers wear.I have a buddy in Louisville who is a dancer with the Louisville Ballet (and he's straight). I have other friends in the company and a couple of years ago went to see a performance. It is really strange seeing a good buddy in tight ballet leotards. Whatever I thought I knew about Daniel, I felt like I learned a lot more about him that day!

He still danced, spun, and jumped. IF my pants ride up my ass from normal activities, I dont want to think about what underwear can do with moves like that.

If there is, or ever is, a video of you dancing, spinning, and jumping, you MUST post a link. Wedgie or no wedgie!

How about a video of me falling 50 feet and spinning ina harness after smacking the side of the cliff?I knwo that one of my buddies has that on tape, and with the way a harness works, you have awedgie anytime you put the weight on it.Iv had my balls crushed from stopping a fall while on belay, smacking the cliff and that harness jumping into my ass and splitting my nuts into two even halves cleaved in the middle is why I dread falling so much.Its a wedgie in the front where the tie in loop runs. Its not very nice.

I went commando for a week when I didnt have the money to do laundry. I also wore the same pair of jeans for that week, soooo they were a little rank when I finally did my laundry