Penis Polishing Products?

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i do realize this is an odd topic. i can understand if some folks are grossed by what i'm saying. And i apologize for that.

we live in a world full of male enhancement and viagra adds and male enhancement spam mail and so on.

so this is not about male enhancement. but something else.

i want to talk about keeping the little head,shaft,and balls polished looking. Now that i'm 27 i think back to the days when i used to look at lots of porno as a teen. And i must admit that while i now have a very conservative attitude towards porn. Porn made me really look at myself, my genitalia. And i have to complement some of the male performers i used to see. Because they are either genetically gifted or they just keep their dicks really polished looking somehow.

again we live in a world full of blow job jokes too. We even hear stories about men breaking up with their girlfriend/wives because she "won't give me head" or something.

but i say that if we men expect our female counterparts to go down on us we have to help them out. we have to atleast try to make are pricks alittle more polished if we can. again back to porn. some of the male performs i used to see were really polished and others have the ugliest most UN polished pricks ever to the point where it makes me feel sorry for the actress performing with him.

i guess i'm thinking of the same principles people apply to their facial skin care and facials and son.

some of us have really ugly circumcision lines some of us have spots or dots. Some of us have balls that really droop. so of us have little tiny tiny prickly bumps here and there. Some of us have pricks that are just rough looking instead of smooth. some of us have pricks that are a multitude of different color complextions from the balls to tip. I can understand why some women simply don't want to go down there because in some cases a monster awaits to terrorize them.

So i'm wondering since there is SO much male enhancement products out there that does anyone know of any line of products that emphasize the polishing of the little thing. again i'm not refering to washing. but again just as some people use advanced skin care products to polish their faces. for example getting a facial. what about the johnson

Welcome to A2A, 666.I would think that most skin care products for the face could be used on the genitals, though the acid peel products shouldn't be used there.I suspect porn actors might use concealer cosmetics sometimes."Polishing" suggests making shiny, but I get the impression you are talking more about covering blemishes?

I'm not sure exactly what your asking about... personal hygene care products for your private parts?personally, I just trim the bush low and I keep my balls saved and make sure that everything is clean everyday. It looks good, I feel good and I don't have to worry that it's nasty down there....For me... I have found that using facial scrub and such products seem to irritate my groin area so I don't use them.I learned a long time ago,that the average mand and woman don't even come close to looking like the men and women that are in porn. They are in pron becaasue they look good, have the perfect body, the perfect boobs, the perfect penis, the perfect cum shot...the perfect lips and they look great having sex...Don't beleive me check out xtube or sites like that

As the others have said, you are being deceived.. I really doubt any of the guys in porn DID something to make their penis "look" nice. They were probably chosen BECAUSE their penis "looked" nice.

thanks for the responses. i think its great that this board exists because we can all ask question that are simply to embarassing or ackqard to ask anywhere else.i just felt that since there is a new science out there about making a mans penis bigger and can help a man have a fake erection (viagra). i have even come across stuff that emphasizes helping a mans who has a crooked penis and a crooked erection.There are even products aimed at old men who are really have realy wore down pricks, and mind you some old men really need this stuff. a while ago i unintentionaly saw pic of a naked old man on the internet and i almost vomitted. i thought "no man should ever have to go thru that."We all wash, clean, and shave down the hair if necessary. if its ashy we get some lotion. that's common. but that's not what i mean. i felt that there must be stuff that helps someone who has a rough texture to their prick. or again someone who has a ugly circumcision line. or spots or dots. or little tiny tiny prickly bumps around the head. or like a man who has a pick that is a complextion that is differnt from the rest of his body. Like say man with a light color complextion who has a really really dark ugly penis and maybe other horrors.i once saw a dude in a porn flick who had almost no circumcision line. i mean sure he was circumcized but it almost looked like it was polished down or something. His prick was simply too clean, his skin down there was simply too polished and his skin was simply too polished and even to be a normal prick. He had to have gotten help getting it like that. so there has to be something that pornstars use (especially today) to get their pricks polished.i was at youtube.com alittle while ago and i think the interview was taken down. but Ron Jeremry the porn actor had said that not many man can maintain an erection for a long time, but that now because of modern technology any man can just pop a pill and its easy.just the other day i was doing some research online and i checked my e-mail and i got porn spam pop up. and it shows a pic of dude with a penis that is again super polished. Its was too ideal to the point where its unreal but again its ideal. so i wonder what he does to make his like that. I would love to have what it is. then i got to thinking that since there is a movement to help IMPROVE the size of man penis and to create fake erections and/or help fix crooked erections i felt there must also be products that help with the other things i mention. Sure some of the male porn actors are just gifted. they just are. but others have had help. and all i'm saying is i want the same help. too i'm sure if i look hard enough i find something. if i do i'll post links.but thanks for the responses fellas.

Porn photos can be retouched - it's normal in the 'glamour photography' industry. Also good lighting can help hide flaws - it's a common technique to use strong lighting to saturate out imperfections. And I wouldn't be surprised if make-up were used too.

okay dudes. http://www.mensmax.comthis link is real joke. and even though this is an obvious joke and its just some non-sense mircale cream it is alteast in the zone im refering to. hopefully i find something more serious.

The existence of a spoof product makes it seem less likely to me that there is a real one.

This thread needs a woman, cos I'm real curious to know if any have ever thought "that guys needs a polish!".Seriously man, if want to improve the look of your penis then best of luck to ya, but they come in all sorts of looks, just like vagina does too really; and thats no bad thing, what ya see in porn shouldnt set your standards. Also regardless of the actual touching up of pictures and movies, cameras dont generally capture blemishes and the like all that well. I myself look far better in pictures than in real life!

okay people. its been a while. i have found some info.first and foremost. i want to thank the folks here for taking the time to listen.i know that alot of you found this post funny or even confusing. or eveni should have titled this post "Cure for Rough Looking Penises"the bottom line is not all of us are blessed with size and beauty. size meaning girth and length and beauty meaning texture-color-structure.i guess the best example is that of porno actors. someone like ron jeremy. he is just blessed with size and beauty. this is why he is so idolized. thankfully modern day technology and advances put us in situations where men with good-decent size can improve the looks of our penises. most people focus on SIZE. and i truly feel bad for the man who has a ugly, rough small penis that has an ugly color complextion as well. i feel bad for those types of men.luckily on the size issue. i have discovered something called PENIS EXERCISES. and what these exercises do is help us to prevent penis turtling and improve length and girth.also there are also ways to get your penis straighter as well. that being said. my issue is simple. i have several issues.i personally feel like i was given a mediocre quality of circumcision when i was born. because i have a rough-ish / dark-ish looking penis. its not hideous but it could look better.around the penis glans-head around the rim of it there are lots lof little tiny BUMPS. that make my penis have a rough. look.this condition is called "PEARLY PENILE PAPULES" to be exact.here is the definition: small raised nodules (bumps), usually 1-2 mm in size, which are located around the rim of the penis head in the form of string of pearls. Usually developing during adolescence, they have been reported in up to 35% of males and there is a special surgery out there that is meant to correct this to make the penis head look alot SMOOTHER and more asthetically pleasing. here is the link!http://www.dermacaremedical.com/cosmetic-procedures/radiosurgery/pearly-penile-papules/if you look at the before and after pictures. you can see the difference. i have the bumps too. LOTS OF THEM. but it really puts me at ease to know that this is something that can be FIXED.its just a question of time and $$$$i guess this is how those porno actors get that polished look. some of them do get help.my penis looks rough around the SHAFT of my penis. and my circumcision line is alitte rough too. also i would like to work on improving the color complextion of my penis around my scrotum and all around my penis. and also to get my penis straighter.and ultimately i plan to get electolysis done on all over my private parts to get rid of all the hair. i see now that this all has to happen in phases but i just wanted to share this with folks as an act of gratitude and to possible help others as well.thanks everyone for reading