How to measure your dick?

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I think that the normal method of holding a ruler against the top of your dick is not accurate and that on the other hand the "table ruler method" as I call it is much better. Tell me what you think of those illustrations?Normal ruler method which robs everyone of legal dick length!http://img863.imageshack.us/img863/3121/ruler.jpgTable ruler method which delivers 100% accurate measurements which do not allow you to cheat because no matter how hard you press you simply cannot push your dick any deeper than you could push it into a vagina/ass this means even if you push like hell you will ONLY find out how far you can dive your dick into a vagina/ass.http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/3716/tablehy.jpg

I measure from her lips to where I can see the bulge in her throat when Iv got it sank balls deep.

Originally Posted By: GrvtykllrI measure from her lips to where I can see the bulge in her throat when Iv got it sank balls deep. I doubt this delivers accurate results.

I don't know what you are talking about. The maximum penetration length is from the tip of your penis to your abdomen (i.e. top of penis)

Originally Posted By: sdpI don't know what you are talking about. The maximum penetration length is from the tip of your penis to your abdomen (i.e. top of penis) Why? Why not measure the bottom of the dick from in front of the balls until the head? This tells you exactly how far you can push it in the vag/ass. That's the effectual length you have to do damage.

So you are saying your testicles are in a fixed position and don't move? If you were you were to stretch your testicles way back, the effective length is from the abdomen.

But when you push your dick in as deep as possible then the balls automatically get pushed back. That's exactly what you also do when measuring. If you stop at the balls then you lose at least 0,75 inches of effectual length! My balls start like at the middle of my dick, totally annoying. :frowning:

Have you ever had sex?

Originally Posted By: sdpHave you ever had sex? No. Are you saying the balls do not get pushed back and that the effective length ends where the balls begin!?!

I think you are wasting your time whith this whole theory of yours... The effective length of the penis is from the abdomen on the top...You can anaylze this all you want, but since you haven't had sex yet you won't get it and as you get older you'll quit wasting your time anaylzing penis lengths.

But from abdomen to tip I have maximally 5 inches while I have 6 inches when I measure on the bottom. With 6 inches I would have felt much more confident approaching girls than with only 5 inches.With 5 inches I can be glad if the girls doesn't directly run away when she realizes that I have a small penor.

Obviously you have trouble visualizing this...If you insert the penis into the vagina and after 5 inches, your abdomen is pressed against her body.... how the heck do you think you can get an extra inch inside her when you can go no further due to the adbomen... Think about it...

But my abdomen isn't hard as rock it's soft tissue. The layer of fat around my cock could be pressed away when I grab her back and pull her towards me. Why should it not be able to push it in further with force? And what about the balls? When I look at my dick then the balls start like 1 inch before the base. Now when I try to stick it in how far can I go? What happens with the balls? Can I go no further than the beginning of the balls or can I go further and then the balls get pushed back cause if not then I'd loose another inch because of the balls! Is there nothing which you could use to pull your balls back as far as possible and make them stay there?

I'm done with this thread as it's pretty ridiculous...

Why?

Because there's no getting through to you and your theory doesn't hold water..Maybe you have a weird penis or something.. LOL

Originally Posted By: sdpMaybe you have a weird penis or something.. LOL That's just so offensive.

who cares how big you are? As long as you work it and please her, that's all that matters. An extra inch or two to brag about to your buddies won't always please your woman in the bedroom. lol

But what if I need an extra inch in order to be able to "please" her? What if she feels nothing because I'm not big enough?

No matter how big you claim your dick is, no matter how you measure it with what system, all that matters is how big it feels when its in her, so call it what ya will, and there is simply no help for changing your cock size. it is what it is. No pills, no stretching bullshit, no cock enlargers, the only thing that shit does is make gullible people spend money. If your dick doesnt do it for her, you best figure out how yo use your fingers and tongue to make sure she gets off. Even if your dick is huge ya better have more in the bag to pull out than just your dick.