I don't want a normal relationship

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I realized something.
I couldn't really be with a girl.
I mean I'd like to have a gf and bang her and stuff like that but I am simply not the kind of guy who would enjoy having a woman around all the time.
This is totally unromantic and a turn off. I mean when I think about sharing an apartment and then for example going into the bathroom after she just laid an egg and then being exposed to the smell then this would so turn me off. It would destroy everything. The whole magic would be gone. I also couldn't stand her farting or burping or doing something unromantic.
I'd want it to be like in the movies. In the movies they also don't fart or crap. I also don't want to wake up next to a girl in the morning and then see how she looks without make up this also would destroy everything.
I want a girl to hang out with and maybe go to a restaurant and then bang at home but after that I want to be alone again. Do you think that something like this is attainable? I mean how do I explain to a girl that I don't want all these unromatic way too realistic things which I mentioned above?
There are simply things which I don't even want to think about. I don't want to think about how the food she ate sometime later leaves her body again and how it smells. I don't even want to think about her being able to crap. I totally want to suppress all those unromantic details of life.
Or do you know what also totally turns me off? When a woman enters a restroom and then locks the doors and then starts to piss with a fierce stream and you hear the sound of the stream hitting the toilet. This is such a turn off. I, on the other hand, am a total gentleman. When I want to piss I always have some water running as if I was washing my hands so that nobody hears my piss sounds. But unfortunately many people simply have no feeling for such delicate details.
Or what I also totally hate are piss drops on the front. It's not only men who can soil a toilet seat but also women. A single drop on the front of the seat is typical for women. They piss and then get up and during the process they still seem to be losing a few drops which then land on the front of the seat, also a HUGE turn off. If I wanted to bang a chick and then discovered such a drop on the seat I think I'd not be able to maintain my erection. :frowning:

Yes it is attainable and very easy to do... Wanna know how?

Yes, sir!

Ever hear of prostitutes or escorts? Sounds like it's right up your alley.

That's not for me. I don't want to pay for banging a chick and I also don't want to risk getting an STD. I'd never go to a whore that's way too disgusting.

You're such a pig!!! you talk about women like they're objects and I'm sick of reading your bullshit.

I'm sorry.

Your thinking about things to much in the abstract. First of all women are people just like you. You need to, and expectantly will, grow and appreciate that.Your young and at your age you're only thinking about women it terms of sex. A real relationship is going to change your perception of a woman, hopefully sooner than later. Once you grow to care about someone the superficialities of attraction will be outweighed by genuine feeling and yet your attraction to them won't suffer. In fact, in their humanity that attraction will grow even stronger. See, sex is biological and the innate drive to engage in the act of "love" typically will outweigh any distracting thoughts. Your body and your mind are evolved to block out distractions when a chance at coitus is available. So, while you may always find the natural biological functions of the female body less than stimulating... if you stand the chance to get some on ya, you aren't going to be thinking about that other shit....As you mature you'll understand.

I'm not so sure. I think women are strange and most of them are really bitchy, too. I don't know if the costs of dealing with women are worth the benefits. Sure, some of them look cute but looking cute isn't enough if they start acting complicated.

Well, considering what you said in your original post, then those are the only two types of women that'll work for you...

Originally Posted By: ClassyBlackWomanWell, considering what you said in your original post, then those are the only two types of women that'll work for you... That's too bad. Maybe I am simply too idealistic. I have had nice dreams where I had nice girlfriends and I liked it in those dreams but in those dreams my girlfriends also never farted or used a toilet or did any of this unromantic stuff. I think in a perfect world people would not have had to use the bathroom at all it's simply degrading.

No, you're not idealistic. You just don't have a clue...

I have enough clue to know that I don't want to share a bathroom with another woman. I want my own bathroom with own air supply.

And that's why prostitutes and escorts are your best bet.

Its kinda weird to think that men think of women this way.. I was a tad bit disturbed.I think that if you meet a female that you really like you wouldn't even notice these things. You shouldn't notice these things.

Originally Posted By: StephieJIts kinda weird to think that men think of women this way.. I was a tad bit disturbed.Most rational, mature men don't.

Tony, you're a controversial dude. I can totally relate to a lot of what you said, though those things don't bother me as much as you. I think you just need to suck it up and realize that there are sides to every person that are a little gross, and maybe if you really love somebody, you'll be able to find everything about them endearing. Like Ashley said, you view women very objectively. I don't think you've ever really been in love. When you are, you'll know it, and none of this will matter. Until then, just fuck willing girls and get out of their hair. Don't even stick around to hear their diarrhea splashing in the morning If you can accept your guy friends pissing and shitting, then why not girls too?One more thing... why wouldn't you want to see a girl without makeup? I don't get that. I think makeup is way over-rated and most girls/women look way better and way younger without it in my opinion. I think it's a sin that some girls think they "have" to wear it to look pretty... like some sort of mask. Really, I think a girl should stop at maybe a lipgloss and mascara when going on date or out with friends, and leave it off for home and stuff. Besides, if you wear a lot of makeup, you start getting wrinkles around the eyes from the pulling of the brushes on the skin constantly.

Originally Posted By: Pirate

Besides, if you wear a lot of makeup, you start getting wrinkles around the eyes from the pulling of the brushes on the skin constantly.

Did you just pull that out of your ass?

Originally Posted By: tonymThat's not for me. I don't want to pay for banging a chick and I also don't want to risk getting an STD. I'd never go to a whore that's way too disgusting. If you go to a regulated establishment in somewhere that it is legal then it will probably be the cleanest (hygienically) and safest sex you'll ever have. But at the same time, if you act like a dick to them then they'll just throw you out on your ass.

Wait until one farts in your face while you're going down on her. Awkward, but will undoubtedly occur sooner or later.