CAUGHT!!
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so tis all good
what? k weird logic. damn it im just to good to be caught. thou last mite i was watching live previews of porno. just left it on that channel and turned off. but when parents turned on t.v this morning. guess what channel it started up on..........
Did you mean to put that (and the masturbating with the bass story) on the "Share your wildest fantasy here" thread?
This just happened to me a couple of days ago. I was going at it and then my mom walked in my room and I quickly covered up with my sheets so she wouldn't know. As she was standing there talking to me, I was orgasming under the sheets and I was trying not to make any facial expressions. Afterwards, I had to wash clothes because I got my Abercrombie shirt dirty.
iv been caught once i was lyin in by bed under the covers and got hard so i started strokin it was bout to blow then my uncle hes 15 walked in and saw me. i couldnt stop so i finished and jammed it back in my pants. he grabbed for it but it was already away. but i didnt care cus werw naked in front of ech other anyways cus were friends and all. we share tips and storys and ky warmin lube and everything. hes only 6 in and is jealous of me cus im 13 years old and bigger than him so one day when i was sleepin he got hard and put it in my lips and i woke up and was grossed out but kinda squeezed it with my lip and poked it with my tongue then realized wat i was doin and stopped
Well i'm new here so what better then to start off here.When I was 14 I was watching WWE Raw on tv in bed. I had never felt so hard and without thinking twice I started strokeing myself. Hot girls like Trish Stratus and Stacey Keibler were on tv wearing barely anything so I had trouble containning myself. I must of started to breathe a bit to hard and my sister came in. I never even noticed her because I had my eyes glued on the tv. Once Trish bent down showing some crazy cleavage I shot loads of cum all over my stomach. Right when I went to get some toiletpaper to clean up I saw my sister. I was panicing so I didn't say anything. She just walked away. Then I cleaned up and started strokeing a tad more until the womens match was over.Another time was when I was homealone watching a movie with my girlfriend.We started turning eachother on and one thing led to another. She started to give me a handjob as we watched the movie. I thought this was amazing and then my dad came home from work. I forgot all about him. Luckly I had enough time to put everything away and cover up.And my last time was the worst and I hope it never ever happens again. I was homealone watching porn on the computer. I eventually started yanking it for a good hour. had a little break every so often to stop from cumming I felt like cumming around the end and the front door started makeing noises. I freaked out and accidently pulled my cock down all the way then put it in my pants. This was to much and I cummed in my pants. My mom came in and asked why I was all sweaty. I just said it was really hot. I then wobbled to the bathroom with a hard on. I'm pretty sure she knew. I know she knows I look at alot of porn so she didn't say anything.
I've only been caught once and ironically, it was by the guy that I'd caught masturbating a few hours earlier. A couple of years ago, a large group of mates and I went to Ibiza for a week. I was sharing a room with one of my mates and one evening, having been out drinking with a couple of the others, I came back into my room and found him lying on the bed naked, having a wank. He hadn't known I was there until I opened the door because the hotel has card locks which don't make any noise when you unlock them.He was mortified and snuck off into the bathroom to finish up. When he came out a few minutes later, we briefly discussed it and decided never to mention it again.The following morning he went down for breakfast while I was taking a shower. I knew he'd be gone for at least an hour so when I finished showering I came back into the bedroom and started wanking on my bed.However, he'd forgotten to take his wallet with him and came back to collect it, walking in just as I was about to 'pop'. We both smiled. He picked up his wallet and walked out and we've never spoken about either of those incidents since.
well, one time, I was at my gf's house, and we were all watching movies. It was a few of our friends there, all couples. Sadly, her parents were there. Her dad was watching TV in his room, which was right next to hers, and her mom was in the kitchen looking in on us.I didn't really care, because it wasn't the night to do anything that felt "good." hehe. Besides, my gf and I had never had sex, nor had any of our friends, so we weren't horny little bastards.It was like 11 PM when her mom went to sleep in her room. Amy (my gf) had a tired, but energetic look on her face. We were on the love seat, and I had my arm around her. She then laid down and put her head right on my cock, and started rubbing my leg. All I could think of was how hot she was, and the word, "sex." Once again, I knew it wasn't the time, so I hurried to the bathroom and started to jack off to get rid of my hard. Apparently, my gf started wondering what was taking me, so she went to the bathroom as well. She asked if I was alright, but I couldn't talk, because of the pleasure. She barged in, and saw me. I thought she was gonna run, but her eyes lit up. lol. She stayed quiet, not letting the others know, and drug me into the din. We screwed for so long... well, until my friends heard us moaning, and walked in on us. They laughed their heads off!
Well I have been caught a few times, but the best one was a few years ago when living at my parents.I was having a bash in my bedroom when unknown to me my best mate come round and my mum let him and told him I was up stairs and to go on up.I was near the point of no return when the door opened and my mate was stood there. I was mortified, but instead of him going back out he came in with out a word dropped his trousers sat on the bed and started to have a wank to.It was quite cool really.
I never been caugh, i moved out my mum's house into my grandma's and she brought up 4 kids who were all teens near the same time so she knows the meaning of privacy and always knocks even when she can hear me on games unless she thinks i get horney off explosions. wouldn't mind being caught by my girlfriend one day
At school, I went into one of the teacher's private bathrooms to jack off. you guessed it, my english teacher caught me.I was at my friend's house, I looked through his yearbook and started whacking. It might not have gone over so bad if he hadn't seen that I was jacking off to a picture of his sister.
I've been caught on several occasions but was recently caught when I was on the freeway.It was one of those hot, warm days. I often pull my cock out and do a bit of "edging". Anyway, I was doing my thing and this transport truck entered the thruway. Little did I know that he was going to pull up right beside me. He saw my big cock hardon and smiled. Being the exibitionist that I am, I let him watch. After about five minutes, he blew his horn at me. Seems he was looking for me to blow as well. So........I did. It was hot. These things always turn me on.........
This one is kinda recent, and before I post let me say that I had watched "Diamonds Are Forever" for the millionth time the night before.I was supposed to go with my friend to the movies, but he came over an hour early. My mom let him in the house, and he has a terrible habit of not knocking, My door has no lock, and I was beating it under my sheets while watching a Sports Illustrated; Swimsuit Edition marathon I had taped earlier. He walk in and right when when I whipped it out from under the covers getting ready to go rough (That's what I call it when I have to go into hyper-mode). He immedidiately started laughing and stuff, than closed the door and sat down on my bed. Quoting Bond when he was caught by the gangsters in "Diamonds Are Forever", I replied, 'I believe you've caught me with more than my hands up.' He started laughing some more, than slowly got hard and we had a jerk session. It's not like it was first, though. You may identify him through earlier posts as the 5 incher.
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Quoting Bond when he was caught by the gangsters in "Diamonds Are Forever", I replied, 'I believe you've caught me with more than my hands up.'
Hahahahaha... priceless!
In reply to: This one is kinda recent, and before I post let me say that I had watched "Diamonds Are Forever" for the millionth time the night before.I was supposed to go with my friend to the movies, but he came over an hour early. My mom let him in the house, and he has a terrible habit of not knocking, My door has no lock, and I was beating it under my sheets while watching a Sports Illustrated; Swimsuit Edition marathon I had taped earlier. He walk in and right when when I whipped it out from under the covers getting ready to go rough (That's what I call it when I have to go into hyper-mode). He immedidiately started laughing and stuff, than closed the door and sat down on my bed. Quoting Bond when he was caught by the gangsters in "Diamonds Are Forever", I replied, 'I believe you've caught me with more than my hands up.' He started laughing some more, than slowly got hard and we had a jerk session. It's not like it was first, though. You may identify him through earlier posts as the 5 incher. Yea winged is right 100% thats priceless :P I would kill to get a line like that in when getting caught.And I saw that Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition marathon also... good stuff/fun night.
Hmm... thinking about it now, the only time I was 'caught' was one afternoon I decided to have a nice, relaxing wank while my roommate was out. Started talking to a buddy online and we ended up jerking off together over the phone. Well, my roommate came hom early and my door was wide open. We had plans to go to the hardware store together so he walked right to my room. I managed to duck behind the side of my bed to get my pants up. Was an awkward moment though.
Well, my parents don't seem to know what the word 'knock' means, and my computer monitor is visible when you walk in the door. So I keep everything so it is VERY easy to evade. First off.. I don't wank with sound. Second.. I prop a chair on the door to work as a lock. Third: Hang something long from the door so they can't look through the sides.
I keep my Xclose buttons hotkeyed (they are two buttons in a multimedia keyboard) so the porn can go in about two seconds and there is another button I have programmed to maximize Firefox to cover up any porn I don't have programmed to be closed.
But I have been caught. It was on my brothers computer, before I had my own. I was lubing with soap, because I am small time, and now I don't lube at all, because I don't like it to much. So I am about two minutes into "Kelly Madison Construction Worker" when my brother comes in (i had the door closed) and quickly exits.
Scary.
But I catch him wanking off all the time. I found his stash of porn, which I copied to my computer and added it to my stash of porn, which is now a whopping 30 GB.
Also, you know that post is fake. The guy said she is deaf, yet she could hear him answer....
It wasn't long ago that I was at the airport, only to learn that my flight was delayed. Bored as usual, I found a quiet men's room and made myself comfortable in the stall equipped for wheelchairs. There I was, shirt unbuttoned, pinching my nipples, pants down around my ankles, legs wide apart, sporting this very erect hardon. I was totally into myself only to realize this guy was watching from the urinal. The crack in the door was fairyly wide. Anyway, I was five minutes away from release. Judging from his hardon, no harm was being done. So, about five minutes later, while checking eachother out, we both erupted. It was a relief to dump another load.
i joined this forum because of this thread. i like the fact that evry1 is very open. after getting that out of the way i'll contribute to this.
i got caught only once b4 and had a whole shitload of close calls. i started back when i was about 5. anyway a few years ago i had gotten outta the shower and went into my room to get dressed. i was feelin really horny so i decided to get a quick cum in b4 i left for somewhere with my sister. right when i was cummin my sister walks in and says "Lets g....WTF are you doing!?!" my exact reply was "gettin dressed get out!" she obviously knows wat i was doin but it was like nothin evr happened since she never brought it up and we were talkin normally.
i was caught by my nieigbour she was looking in da curtaian from her backyard she knocked on the da=oor and asked 2 come in so she did she said she saw me masturbating and i freaked out i saw her with her hands down her trousers i askedher if she wanted it and she said yes she went in her house 2 get condoms and den she came backed in and sucked my cock and i licked her pussy den my cock was in her i was 12
