oh and I have caught my bro looking at porn but never jacking off and same goes for him finding me looking at it but not sure since I have very fast reflexes
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CAUGHT!!
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Maybe around a month ago I was in my room, innocently thinking nobody was home (seems to be a common theme for those who are caught) while not so innocently going to town on my very erect (for the record, 7 inch although it probably was a little more on this particular instance) cock. So as I am pounding away with my right hand and massaging my sac with the left (with my eyes closed) my younger brother (15, I'm 17) must have walked by my room to see a very interesting sight. Then he, as I found out later, goes and gets my my cousin (14 years old; he was staying with us at the time) and shows him the scene he witnessed. I'm still going at it, totally unaware of anything around me except my penis while they just take in the show. I eventually opened my eyes to track the progress of my dick, which was feeling a little bigger that day and then I see them there laughing and looking right at me with little tents in their basketball shorts (well in my cousin's case not so little) Anyway I yell at them to get out get up, walk to the door with my cock leading the way and slam it. I go right back to my bed and continue jacking until I cum quite a bit all over myself. Apparently my brother and cousin thought it would be hilarious to open the door again after hearing my grunts, I guess they didn't move when I slammed it and they see me with my now deflated (very small when soft) cock and cum all over my stomach and pubic hair. So embarrassing. And even more strange.
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Lol i just downloaded a "We Live Together" Porno off Limewire. Took about 15minutes and i was eagerly waiting for it. Anyway i was wearing headphones for the full effect of it and as i was about to empty my load my dad just barges in (this is at like 12:00am) and i took my hand out of my pants hide the movie and play music.
He asks me if i was having fun there and i said i had itchy balls. He basically knew what i was doing but still. :grin:
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i almost was i dont think he noticed but a week ago my friend stayed all night at my house and i wasint feelin good so i went to my room to lay down while he wached tv in the basment and i got super horny all of a sudden and i wasent thinking anything sexuall i was thinking about my favorite tv show but n-e way i got the sudden feeling i was hard and looked and i had a hege boner and i got the sudden i dea of jackin off so i did and right befor i was about to make it my friend walked in and sayed do u want to go on the trampaline there is nothin on tv thank god i was under the covers and am a good actor i made it look like a was resting and tiered and sayed sure okay in a miniute praying that he diddint notice i was naked im happy my friends stupid lol
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tow years ago when i was 13 i was at a friends house with my boyfriend and we went into my friends room when him and my bestfriend was making out and stuff and me and my boyfriend started like having sex and i geuss they stoped to come find as and we did not lock the door and they walked in to see as naked !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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well that dosent even sound that exciting or crazy so theres really no need for a million exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and u still sound like ur 13
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I saw this movie once, called Grandma's Boy. In one scene this guy is wacking off in the bathroom at his friends house. His friends mom walks in and the guy yells, in the heat of extacy, " it feels too good I can't stop !!", in the next scene his buddy is there saying ' you came on my mom, man"... it was too funny, i about busted a nut laughing.
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And there's the famous scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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When I was maybe 11 or 12, I was home alone, and decided to get naked and jack off. I was supposed to go to baseball practice but found out my friend who was supposed to give me a ride was actually sick so I figured I wouldnt be going. When i was midway through my wank, I heard the doorbell ring. I freaked out and went to check who it was through the window. It was my friend's father who came to bring me to practice! I flipped out and put on shorts as quick as i could and went out to meet him. He told me he was still going to bring me to practice. I eneded up going, but because I was in such a state of shock, I forgot about my underwear! I spent the whole pratice trying to protect my shlong flopping around everywhere under my gym shorts! Thats as close as Ive gotten to being caught!
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"And there's the famous scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High."Id admit to a yank or 2 with the thought of phobe Cates topless by the pool. Damn that girl had amazing breasts, and such a pretty face !! ( runs off to bathroom with handfull of kleenex)
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I've been nearly caught on dozens of occassions, basically because we get no privacy in our house, my mum and brother just barge in whenever they feel like it.You said you were extremly lucky that your friends didn't know you jack off. All my friends (only the guys) know I masturbate, its not a strange thing, like we send good porn sites, etc to each other.It's really not that strange if your friends know you masturbate, because I can gaurentee that they masturbate as well.
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i was spending the night at my friends house and there was like 4 of us there. we were all watching porn and three of is noticed that one of my friends was gettin a huge boner like right away and it like jsut started like litereally seconds so then we asked him about it and at first he was embarassed but we told him it was alright so then we all pulled down our pants and all started jacking off.questions ask....
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my mom found an archive of julia bond movies on my damned computeroh man, it was funny in a way,normally im a good liar and quick on my feetbut i was just like'uh...my...friend...put it there..'
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1 last time I remember was a a long time ago for me it was about 4 years ago when I was 12 or 13My Mom, Dad, Brother, and Sister went to Aruba for February Vacation this was right after I had discovered what masterbation was. This was the best I vacation I had and at the same time the most embarassingAround 2 days after we arrived and settled into our hotel we we went down to the pool which was really nice decorated with palms and leafy bush's when I saw these really hot girls around 18 went and lied down on some pool chairs when they toke thier tops off "Aruba is topless optional" so was saw them and imediatly started getting hard from seeing them so I headed to a area with dence tall bushes and started wanking off but I could see people from where i was without them seeing me so I scanned the people till I found some really hot ones and had wild fantasy's about them and came onto the bush's. I picked up my trunks feeling satasfied and jumped back into the pool to get some of the dirt and cum off me.Then we went to a beach on a small Island located off the coast and had to take a boat out to it but the islands beach was split in half 1 side was a public beach and the other... you guessed it "Clothing Optional Beach" so I spent a good hour swimming in ocean when I head towards the tree wall the seperated the to beaches and swam outside the buoy fence and sneak onto the rocks and have a view of the other beach so I sat behind a rock and and peered over the wall and saw a group of hot girls playing in the water near by topless so having fantasy's I look up to make sure no one is near by and came really hard pulled up my trunks and left to greet my parentsWhen I got back to the hotel I had the urge to wank some more, so I headed to the bathroom and sat on the toilet seat since there was and opapue window and right before I came my bro comes up to that window trying to scare me so I react in so quickly I hit the windo making a HUGE crack and I'm like "OH SHIT!!!" so i finish up coming and wash up to come out with my parents giving me the "your in deep shit stare " They end up having to pay 75 bucks to replace the window and I'm was grounded from everything once I got home!!!I forgot this trip because of the window incident
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when i was 15 (i am now 21) my brother was taking a long time in the bathroom (i thought he was taking a poo...) and he came out with a boner. gross he never saw me! and in 8th grade, the school nerd was in the desk next to mine, i looked over and caught him doing it, the word spred fast through all the school (300 total) and in a month he moved away
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see you guys arent that smart.... lol i like the christian guys post.... anyways i only look at porn when nobodys home. I have never gotten caught jacking off. i have been stupid when i was younger and looked at porn with p[eople home... but never jacked off. i have never and will never get caught :smile:........ crap MOM!!!! GET OUT!!!! j/k :smile:
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Never, im like a ninja.im lucky my family are all ok with sex and stuff
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I remember once when i got caught......i was looking at porno on the computer and started to get hard......then started jacking off.........my dad then came into my room which was unlocked and started asking me all these questions?...........well ya dat was embarrassing .........if u wanna know anything else about me .........Please do not post any personal information, including screen names and email addresses!
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Personally I've never been caught, but i've almost and have caught a few people. Once i went up to my sisters house i was about 16 at the time and we'd just gone gone over and were waiting for our parents to come oevr and ontop of her VCR i saw a box. It had a porn tape in it and a dildo so i just picked up the box and said to her, "Mom may not be as understanding about these as i am." She tried to explain but i told her don't worry and she locke dthem up in her safe.Another time i was goin' to spend the night at my other sisters house and i guessi got home a bit earlier than she expected. When i knocked on her bedroom door i heard a grunt, and i figured she was asleep cause she grunts at noises when sleeping. So i opene dthe door and low and behold she's giving her bf a hand job and his hands where nowhere to be found. So i just ignored it and told her tht i wa sthere and she said oh i thought you were at the window. Meanwhile her hands still around her bf's dick. So i just said nope i'll be on the couch if you need me and walked out. They came out about 45 mins later and watched tv with me.
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Hey fuz, what does "his hands were nowhere to be found" mean?