Pee sitting down?

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I stand, havent had any problems with that. Any of you seen this invention in Germany, women invented it I guess. so if the guy trys to lift the seat up it talks and like berates them and tells them you will sit!

Oh, by no means I'm saying you should have to sit down. I'm just saying that if you do stand, clean up your own goddamn piss.

New Question.... how many girls stand up to pee?What an image.

In reply to: Any of you seen this invention in Germany, women invented it I guess. so if the guy trys to lift the seat up it talks and like berates them and tells them you will sit! See, this just pisses me off! (no pun intended) Who are they to tell me how to pee?!? Of course this goes beyond peeing. How many of you have wives or girlfriends who tell you what kind of underwear THEY want you to wear? Enough I tell you. I will continue to pee standing up whenever I damn well choose!Besides...it's not an issue of standing or sitting. It's a matter of cleanliness. If your fellow or kid is leaving a mess, don't try to get him to sit down. Get him to clean up the mess.Standing pee-ers unite!

There shouldn't be any mess to clean up in the first place, hence sitting. Invite me to your house and I'll piss all over your toilet.

Long as you clean it up, you're welcome.I'll even share a Rolling Rock with you!

OOO! I use to stand up peeing when i was a girl. and ironically haha I don't recall making a mess. but thats when I was 6 or 5 years old. I use to wanna be a guy cause I believed girls like barbie dolls and guys like to fight. I liked to fight. But anyways now I sit down because well...its easier. also I love being a woman. the only thing suck is period stuff.

thats kinda cool that some girls can pee standing. lol

a good party trick ;-)

LOL at girl standing. We have converted her, but WE CANNOT BE CONVERTED. If we cannot stand and pee, then millions of urinal technicians will be w/o jobs. I have peed sitting down, but just being to whip it out makes being a man so notorious.I am not downing the ladies at anyway, I have 2 lil sisters and a mom that I live with. Being the only male in the house, I have a role that I must hold down at all times. So I would hate to know that my whole household peed the same way, that would b embarrassing to say the least.guys, one more thing, If we r gonna b stern on this subject in this matter, I do gotta say one thing, WORK ON OUR AIM! I hope that didn't sound womanly, but I don't know. Working on it may make us stronger in sex or something.

i preety much always sit down when i need to take a piss. Especially if i wake up in the middle of the night, 1. because there is less sound. 2. because im not fully awake and i might piss all over the place if i stand up.

I stand up and i dont get it anywhere...and i do clean my toilet...it's not exactly hard to keep it on target...

In reply to:it's not exactly hard to keep it on targetGood for you, but then why is there so much pee on so many bathroom floors? Guys seem to have trouble hitting a urinal! When I was in high school I had a job that included cleaning toilets (in a place that served alcohol). I wished everyone would have sat down. And women can be surprisingly messy when tipsy.

I always stand, exept those really lazy days when I am too lazy or too tired to stand.

Does mom get to clean the terlit?

What a topic you are discussing about, Pee Sitting Down! So let me tell you some thing then, not bad if you know that in my culture the male people avoid pissing while standing! In my country it's so, as my religion has recommended not to pee while standing, and to do it while sitting or squatting. I know there, they teach the kid when he can stand up, how to pee while standing, but it's not so here. However, I am male and quite healthy, but I don't pee while standing. You should consider that there are many different ways and theologies around the world.To my own, peeing while standing is a nasty actions, also it does not feet a man's character, that's like you imagine a respectable man standing up still some where, his penis is out and his piss line in front of him! Who made the rule that males MUST stand up while urinating? And don't relate it to the nature, potentially many things are natural as an ability; one can bring it out (gun), aim and kill, but he has choosing power, although he has the ability, but he may not do it if he is sane; one can just bring it out, aim and piss, but does it mean he can not do it in a way but that?Why stand to pee? Why aim? Aiming is for the time when you are distant to your target and can't be close to it, but when you can be close to it, and if you are sane, you prefer being close to your target than aiming to the target. So sit down and be relax, the name of the place you are doing that in, is rest room! And why you waste your time and energy in cleaning bathrooms? You can save it for more useful affairs by reducing the need of bathroom to be cleaned!As for those who say "peeing while standing is of a few pleasures of a man!", I should say that a man is more valuable than way of peeing places as his pleasure and property! It does not fit a man to consider that as his worth! Men have more valuable special abilities to be mentioned! And as for those who say "peeing while standing is much easier than doing it while sitting or squatting", I should say that bending over and pulling down pants, and keeping a part of panties down for a while and aim for a while both need an attempt; and the fact that which one is easier for a person depends on habit. The way in which one's habit is based on, is easier for that one, and to which you habit, it will be easier for you! As God has made the ability of peeing while standing easily in guys, it must have an advantage, and yes it has. In men's jobs some times urgent situations happen, and some times they have to do some thing in a short time when the speed is important, and some times men have situations that they can't sit or squat or are in places where sitting or squatting is not easily possible; in such times they can use their ability of peeing while standing easily. But these urgent times just some times happen, not always! So I think there should be a project for men to stop, or to say better, manage peeing while standing. One group are already doing that and their site is: http://www.mapsu.org . As I mentioned, there are some occations when it's needed to pee standing up, then it happens for both men and women! So what should women do? So easy, they can instantly pee standing up using a small device, one is here: http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html .However, it will be great if the current way of peeing of guys in toilets and bathrooms, in the most parts of the world changes.

Mothers Against peeing standing up, must be, in my opinion the stupidest thing i have seen in a long time........don't these people have lives n stuff...............LOL

The idea of urinals has been glossed over. They use less water than toilets, and are thus friendlier to the Earth Mother.

Incredibly long thread on such a subject. I think women would love to be able to pee standing up without it running in their shoes. In fact a male urinal is pretty convenient for them to use too. I understand the poor aim and the mess that a poorly aim penis makes. I have to clean my bathroom and there is nothing nastier than cleaning up someone elses mess. What do I do? Both! If I get up during the night I sit. Most other times I stand but stand close enough to go in the toilet. If I make a mess I clean it up if I am in someone elses home. I despise going to a public toilet. Also, it infuriates me to go into a restaurant's restroom and it is dirty. I can't stomach the thoughts of eating food from their kitchen if the restroom is dirty.

I agree with you. Being a girl, I HATE seeing pee on the toilet, so if u stand up - CLEAN IT. If you sit, good for you. My bf does both (he usually sits after sex cuz other wise pee goes everywhere and he'd be pretty tired ) and I think that's the most optimal way. I stand sometimes just for fun, and I'm getting pretty good at not letting it drip down my legs!