Strangest places you jerked off

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in the school toilets probably. I wasn't caught though :grin:

you know it's interesting you mention getting caught. I did get "called out" once. It was at a department store and the bathrooms were down this super long hallway. I mean, it was like the middle of nowhere, Anyways, I was in the restroom for about 5 minutes and one of the store managers came in and it happened to be a female. She asked if I was ok since I had been in there awhile. I have a higher pitched voice than most men and I answered her. She asked me to come out because she felt something wasn't right. I have long black hair that I usually wear in a pony tail...and I have man boobs (from losing weight). So she mistook me for a female. She did however questioned me asking me if I was a transgendered person because she wasn't sure. I said yes that I was a male living as a female and before they will do the full surgery, I had to live with a penis for another year. This sounds like bull, but there are some doctors that will do a partial surgery so that you can change your mind if you so desire.So if you want to "get away with it" once or twice as I have, go for it. It's been 5 years since I have done this.

Wow. So you could dress up as a girl and they wouldn't suspect anything =D
They don't do partial surgery really, just give you estrogen so you develop breasts and change your voice but don't remove the genitals.
Not that i know much about it xD

In a cave on off a trailin my female cousin's bedin the middle of a feild at nightat the top of one of those slides that you see at the parkin the movie theater.in the practice room that we have in the band room at my school.behind the school theater during one of the playsthe list goes on

Thought I would answer this since I haven't yet...I have masturbated while driving and I got off, and my family was in there too. And no one knew what I was doing, but they are little kids so they wouldn't.

Yes :open_mouth: I was actually in a stall in the womens restroom at a public department store. I got off listening to anyone that came to use the other stalls for whatever purpose. While I was in there (a whopping 5-6 minutes Maybe a little longer) there was at least one woman that masturbated herself while I was in listening. That really sent me over the edge. :sunglasses:

i went with my my and her freind t fortinos i staye din the car while they went to get lunch and i jacked off in my mom's freind's car she came back and she said it smelled like laundry detergent

This is like the craziest thread....
Well, usually not alone, but...
School bathroom, school lockeroom, various friends' bathrooms, bedrooms, back seats of cars, in the woods, in a tent, in an office at work, on the beach...

and, uh, sitting in front of my computer...lol

Im 15 and the strangest place ive jerked off propably has to be one of my friends birthday parties. I think everyone was asleep but i just pulled out my cock in my sleeping bag and jerked off and cummed all over me and the sleeping bag. there was like 5 other guys in the room and i really wasnt scared off getting caught at the time.

In a Lake is my newest strange place

In the back of a school bus "Late bus so about 12 people I was very far back"A hot tub with my parents 10 feet away

almost forgot anothersitting in the woods at a school camping trip during free period, and I think another was in a school nurses office

1.closet2.im my friend bed and bathroom (he wasnt in it)3.changing room at the beach4.and mroe..

Where to begin...wood shop lumber room, principles office (empty except for me...it was afterschool, 8th period...not really a thrill considering the principle was a hidious dude...it was more for bragging rights), car full of awake ppl, gym class pool (I found an awesome stroke...pun intended), elevators (freight and passenger), stairwell at my apartment complex, hallway of apartment complex, in the street during a foggy storm, in a parking structure, in a truck trailer at a departement store loading dock I worked at, balconies, cars (moving, parked at malls/public establishments, carwash), friend's sister's room with her asleep in it using her panties to stroke (pair in hamper...I snuck in ninja style), public restrooms, a public swimming pool (the massaging jets of the jacuzzi + girls swimming off yonder = priceless), out of a front window of a two story house, in backyard during day, onto another friend's sister's bed (empty of sister, but I came on her bedspread), in a room full of ppl (asleep) after a party next to this girl I was crushing on...and thats all I can recall right now.

in the tacobell deep freeze i work there and i work with this really hot chick and its kinda cramped in the kitchen and she is always bumping into me and one time she was try to ajust the deepfryers temp. and i was standing infront of the knob and she actualy grabs my balls and it got me so excited i had to go into the deep freeze and bust a cap

almost forgot these there da best, on a family vaction to the grand cannon we were taking the really slow donkey ride down the cannon i just got behind them all and jerked right on the donkey gives a whole new meaning to the term "donkey show", oh and i jacked off in a walmart parking lot near closing time and came all over the front glass doors and just left it on there and ran off. (i was drunk)

1. back of my mom's car..
2. in chruch
3. gramdma's house
4. best friends house XD

in a classroom, with the class going on =P

church lol... and once at a funeral

I'm amazed at what goes on. You'd think the minister would be put off his sermon.