I want a bent penis

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i want to have a bent penis any suggustions

Wrap it around a pipe and tape it down with duct tape.

I'll trade you my penis for your penis.

r u serious sdp?

Of course sdp is not serious. Everyone knows that you have to go to a plumbing supply warehouse and ask for a 90 degree lead pipe fitting of the proper size to fit your penis. Insert your penis in the fitting and leave it for 90 days. You'll find that one of two things will happen. Your penis will have bent or you'll be so happy to get that fitting off that you won't care any more.

Why???Do you know something we don't about a penis with a curve? Is it better than a straight one?Share!

I used to have a straight nob, even very slightly curled downwards towards the end. It was because whenever I got a boner my schooltrousers forced it down.. after a sleepover at a friends birthday we all compared nobs (Aged 12) and I got the piss taken for about a month after so I decided to do somthing about it. I wore long Tshirts and Whenever I got a boner I jsut tucked my bell into the elastic band of my boxers slightly. At night I done the same but putting an AA battery in between my abdomen and topside of my nob, and tucking my bell into my trousers again and sleepign like that. Now I have a curved nob at the base where that battery was... Does work, but I dotn recommend using a battery cos of battery acid. The pipe thing sound like youll never get it off... make sure your boners arent pushed downwards all the tme is the main thing.

Too funny

Yep, but it worked, Im PROUD now, hah
Aint no conformity-trousers gonna ruin my manhood, no sir.

I really doubt the battery thing and tucking it "fixed" your penis.

shrug meh.

yah me too i tried somthing slimmiler to that for about a month and it looked the same

I noticed the difference within about a week and a half. Maybe it was just reversing what those dam schooltrousers did.. :/

wtf do u mean

goat. that is a lie i can see it in your eyes!!!

who all here has a bent cock?? :confused:

Mine bends slightly to the right... I've been with (seen) four different guys and only one of them had a perfectly straight penis... Don't think it's a big deal personally. I was actually quite shocked to find a proper straight one...haha.

only thing i can say about this thread is LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Seriously, who'd want to have a bent penis, except to actually take pride in being not normal? I mean, not that there's anything wrong with not having a completely straight penis (actually, fews guys have one), but to purposely go out and make it worse simply baffles me. Personally, I'd prefer to have a straighter penis. I mean, from the top, it looks straight when erect, but the tip of the shaft is actually rotated about 40 degrees to the right compared to the base. I wonder if that's the result of masturbating with the same hand every night for so long...

hey beemer go and stick it up ur butt!!