Wheres the weirdest places you have masturbated?

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in the middle of class when some girl was writing me sexy notes and then i could see down one girls shirt and then i could see another hot girls ass crack and i was massaging this hot girls feet that was sitting behind me so then i just reached in my pocket and fucking CAME! then i wrote to that one girl and told her i just jerked it and she looked at me and started rubbing herself. this was during lit. class so everyone was just reading and the teacher wasn't even in teh room so nobody noticed waht we were doing. then that turned me on so much when she was rubbing herself and mouthing dirty things to me and i popped a boner and stroked it 3 tiems and i came itwas awesome. then we went to get passes to tghe library but we just went to the girls restroom and we fucked for the rest of the period. greatest day of my life

well that story was real believable lol - not sayin I doubt you. but you went in your pants twice? that kinda had to have been noticable...

the wierdest place ive masturbted...-school in calss.-in the bathroom at home when my F 14 yr old cousin walked in on me, and watched until i came. and after that she came into the bathroom and started pullin up her skirt and rubbin off. she said, i got to watch, so now u do.- my friends computer with him watchin porn.-all rooms in my house-public places

okay the kid who put that post about fucking in school was lying, i'm pretty sure i know who it was and i have every class with him and he has never even had a girlfriend.

okay everybody quit being gay and incest.

i was lookin through these and stumbled upon urs...props to ur username but thats fucking sick, i hope it was some sick joke to us or sumthing cause i hope to god u didnt do that for real...it would have been hott if it were anyone else...but ur cousin...no.

p.s. how old ru?

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the weirdest would have to be next to my bestfriend in the back of his car on a road trip...he was sleep.but I too love masterbating in public....so long as no one is around!

lol, c'mon now - dont knock his taste. Some people dont mind that they're cousins :wink:.

yea like hillbilly fucks who have babies with their sisters, or cousins....AH! hopefully thats not ur taste!....im so turned off by this..god! and this was getting interesting reading all these hott stories, but NO..i get to read the 14 yr old fucker. ack.whatever floats ur boat i guess....

I have a few updates I remember

Some of this happened in 9th grade 4 years ago.

Jcpenny public bathroom

I had a crush on my friends mom during 9th grade. I remember ejaculating in a clean pair of her panties, then sticking them back in her drawer.

There were someother wierd places I've jacked of, but i cant remember them now

if you've all masturabted in these strangte places how do you clean yourself once you've ehjacualted?

kleenex works best.

OK I have jerked and came in these places:Toilet at the top of the Stratasphere (Las Vegas)Airplane toiletIn my bedIn my bed with my mate watchingAt my computerIn everyroom in my houseIn the garageIn a parkIn my gardenNans houseMany resturants and hotelsI can't think of any more at the moment

I jacked off with my friends hot moms thong in their bathroom. I meant to cum into the toilet when I was done but I accidentally cummed all over the thong and had to wash it in the sink for a half hour before I was brave enough to come out of the bathroom.

lol! my girlfriend masturbated me in a movie once, we were so horny afterwards (because i hadnt came yet) that i went to her house (luckily it was empty) and she sucked me until i did my thing in her mouth.other than that was probably the bathroom to a big store in the mall...i saw one of my hot friedns working she made me horny so i went to the bathroom and did my thing

going down a water tube slide at a water park

Wow, you must be quick at it, unless it's a very long slide.

it was a pretty big slide, but still, I was pumping like mad

at school, (duh!) at home, at jess' house, at alot of friends house, on my porch, in my yard, beach, pool, sauna, hot tub, i could go on and on,

ps-school was not in a bathroom

i have some new ones. I masturbated in a restroom that nobody ever really uses, but not to orgasm. Also, i've masturbated at camp in my room, unfortunately i didn't have a roommate to J/O w/ me. Also, i've masturbated in the followinf rooms is my house(nobody was home): My room, my brother's room, my parents room, our guest bedrooms, the living room, and almost all the bathrooms iin my house