Wheres the weirdest places you have masturbated?

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going down a water tube slide at a water park

Wow, you must be quick at it, unless it's a very long slide.

it was a pretty big slide, but still, I was pumping like mad

at school, (duh!) at home, at jess' house, at alot of friends house, on my porch, in my yard, beach, pool, sauna, hot tub, i could go on and on,

ps-school was not in a bathroom

i have some new ones. I masturbated in a restroom that nobody ever really uses, but not to orgasm. Also, i've masturbated at camp in my room, unfortunately i didn't have a roommate to J/O w/ me. Also, i've masturbated in the followinf rooms is my house(nobody was home): My room, my brother's room, my parents room, our guest bedrooms, the living room, and almost all the bathrooms iin my house

in the urinal at school. this hot girl sitting by me kept sucking her finger so i had to go to the "bathroom"

weirdest place ever for me was on a ski lift. It was late at nite and it was like a half hour before the mountain closed. so it was pretty empty. I got on a ski lift they took me to the very top of the mountain by myself and started goin at it. it was pretty hard at first because it was cold and had to get warmed up and stuff. but at the end it was def. worth it

okay, this is going to sound so wrong... i was fingered by the pastor's son in the bathroom at church. I felt so guilty.. i don't think anyone knew tho.... Also, I've given a bj on the way home from a basketball game, late at night, it was dark, and everyone was exhasted...

i hav done it at work b4 dangerous

hi this is lightbulbs--the girl who DIDN't masturbte her brother. anywys new plces where dustin had some more funschool librry, park, Zoo, next to borders, staples N the dollar tree bathrooms, the arcade, and the pacific ocean and infront of volleyball game. we've never been caught

On the bus

I have done it at a friends house, Outside behined some bushes in a school bathroom all over in my house in a fort at a friends

I did it lying in a hammock backwards. Well, the hammock we had was constructed from rope linked together, sort of like a net. Anyway, I lied down facing the ground and stuck my pecker through the netting. I reached around the side and jerked off as I swung back and forth. It was most relaxing.

On the sidewalk of a crowded street in broad daylight, on an airplane, by a pond in a field.

that's hilarious. could you imagine looking out your window to see some guy wanking with his penis through a hammock while swinging in it?

i hav done it in the shop changing room before luckly no 1 caught me

a hammock is definately an idea i have never thought of - but then again i don't own a hammock!

ive done it at a horseshow in a stall. it was good becuase i was checking the water and putting away all the shots and vet crap and this hot girl walked by in a thong (they had a pool at this place) and i got hard. so i went in the empty stall and j/o.

I have in a car-it was winter time and i was in the back seet with my big coat on-my grandpa and brother were in the front seet-i waited until i got home to ejaculate though-that would of been a mess-oh and also on my grandma's couch.

I've been known to rub my cock through my pants under my desk. The cum spot is usually covered up by my shirt. Haven't been caught yet.