Wheres the weirdest places you have masturbated?

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I like masturbating in jeans best. There is something about them that makes me feel so horny. And I never wear jocks, ever.When I was young I liked to masturbate while riding my bike. Sometimes I would take my cock out through my jeans, other times I would let the fabric do it as I pedledWhen I was older I did it on my motor bike, the faster the better. And my girlfriend has jerked me off on my motor bike too. That was so hot.My girlfriend jerked me off at the cinema, and I came so hard one shot went into the hair of the girl in front. Luckily it had volume and she didn't feel it, but I got ready to run pretty quick.She also jerked me off through my thin shorts on a pier at the seaside. the wet patch was impossible to hide, and people around us saw what she was doing.when I am on my own I have a pair of jeans I like to jerk off in, and leave the cum stains on my jeans. I havn't washed them for about a year now, and its getting quite crusty.Also like it when my wake up to find my girlfriend jerking my cockI also like to masturbate with people watching on my web cam - yahoo is the best, I try to get as many viewers as I can and then cum. The most viewes I have had so far are 23

wow, the 1 time i have masterbated was in my bedroom. this boy i really like had walked me home and gave me a hug and kissed me on the cheek *gasp*. this probably sounds childish to you people but it was hot for me.

not at all childish - it was special for you, and thats why you remember it

wow, good point

theres stories behind all of these but im really tired:in an airporton an airplanein a lake with my friendmy grandma's house(sometimes your just horny and bored)on ahunting trip in the mountains

Once, while 13 and acting as a counselor in training at a day camp, it had been a week and I was in rapture with this girl (we had a wonderful relationship starting a couple of day after...), so I headed off to the bathroom. Did pretty well for a while, then a bunch of kindergardners came and started beating on the door. That kind of wierded me out...

i was under the impression that masterbation was a very personal matter. i cant quite put it into words but you all seem to do it whereever you please. i guess i was missinformed.

Well...I don't know that there is a right or wrong answer to that, Supadi. It's different points along a continuum. To some folks it is predominantly a private issue. To others it's predominantly a shared one. Some will masturbate only with an intimate partner, others take every opportunity to whack off with whoever will join in. I think most people consider it private the majority of the time but a shared experience at others.I don't think you should let anyone try to convince you it should be anything but private if that's where it is for you. That's not wrong for you. Just enjoy the posts and stories and, who knows, maybe one day you'll find yourself...you know...

loli dont think that will every happen b/c im one of the shyest people ever. but i do enjoy these stories.

in the back of a movie theatre on my girlfriend's best friend's breasts. theyre so big. =)another place was in the back of my friends car. she has a big van with tinted windows. she helped me masturbate and ended up drinking my cum.

on an airplane

AWSOME! I fly frequently but I still haven't joined the 'solo mile high club'
I'll sure tell y'all if I do!!

alright i have masturbated in my back yard, the woods, my school, my church, while driving, in a parking lot, in the park, hotel, grandmas house, a house i was baby sitting at w/ my sis, my friends grandparents house, and i think thats it. maybe in a store bathroom once. i can't remember.

same

I you'll use the quote feature to clarify to which post you are responding, we'll know what 'same' means. Otherwise, we have to look up the thread to find out to what you are referring. Not that 'same' warrants that kind of energy. Thanks.

aw layoff the kid you old coot

Coot? It's Codger, thank you.

I seem to be exerting two conflicting Damien energies today. The one who makes jokes around everything, and the one who tenderly yet sternly calls kids out for their sloppy writing and confusing posting techniques.

Maybe I should ask for a vote to see which Damien wins out.

...and putting off writing this Organizational Intervention paper has resulted in at least 100 posts from me over the past couple of days.

In reply to: Organizational Intervention I fell asleep just reading that

exactly!