Wheres the weirdest places you have masturbated?

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Just got back from a trip i was in China and went to see the great wall of china and i just had to do it i jerked off. My girlfriend came up and gave me a bj and we started doing it and felt great!!!!!

You flew to China with your GF, got a BJ at the GW, and flew back, in two days? And the Chinese didn't toss you in a jail cell? Pretty amazing. Did they make you buy a separate airline ticket for you 8 1/2 inch penis, or did they make you check it at the gate?

It's amazing how easy it is to spot someone full of shit. Notice his post in fetish that said he jerked off with some guy in a men's room? His 8-1/2" penis must have shrunk because at that time it was only 5". Dude, if you're going to lie to get a rise out of us, at least lie consistently and realisticly.

When I was a teenager, I used to wake up in the middle of the night with a hard-on, so I would climb out my window naked and walk between the neighbor's houses to the next street over, and then jack off under the street light. No one was watching that late at night (I think), but the thrill of possibly being caught made my orgasm especially intense. I did that numerous times.

in a public toliet

I once jacked in the shower of my college's locker room after working out. A bunch of guys had just left the shower, leaving me alone. I got hard and went to town.

Well when I was in 5th grade there was this sexy grade 4 teacher, I would (in grade 5) go into the toilets and wank, I would look in the mirrors and play with my dick, the door was always open and the mirrors was by the door, so I wanted while thinking of my 4th grade teacher in a toilet.

Also I have done this twice, I was sent out the to get things from the shop, I would pull a pic of a sexy girl up on my phone and pull my penis out and jerk off in front of someone's house.

In the living room hiding behind the computer. While my parents were on the other side of the room. (I was young and reckless)

In a highschool computer lab (during class, through my pants)

On the school bus, with my coat over my pants.

In the back seat on a roadtrip, under a blanket.

While I'm typing this! (kidding)

Heartless, your an awesome man

In my mother-in-law's bed while I secretly watched her shower
Another time in her bathroom while she was sleeping...stuffed as much cum as I could get in her toothpaste and on her toothbrush.
Makes me hard thinking about the bitch brushing her teeth with my cum

You do like to live dangerously, don't you. Sharing your bodily fluids with another without their consent is a felony.

I do. I'm planning something big. But for now. Tw weirdest place was out side someone's house while I was walking to the shop. I didn't know the person, if they was male or female, or if they was attractive

I have done it in a weird place. http://forums.afraidtoask.com/topic/29481/best-freind-dared-be-to-masterbate-in-school-s-toilet

Read that to see how I almost topped it

In the subway. I covered myself with a jacked and jerked myself off.

I believe or maybe it was my wishful thinking that the lady next to me knew what I was doing. I even gave her a peek by lifting my jacked.

I never know if she did. I shot my load on the floor. Just before we entered the next station. I was still recovering from my orgasm when she got out.

I was kind of a exhibitionist when I was younger.

In the toilet, which was very clean and tidy, at a caravan park. It was a few days into a family camping trip and I was desperate.

Walmart Bathroom