my male part became hard today for the first time and im so ashamed. i prayed to God and Jesus for a long time asking for it to disapear but it wouldnt, finally it did after i cried for a while. will i go to hell now?
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HELP ME!
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Yes.
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The furthest I've ever gotten in the bible is the first page, so I can only guess! Um....no!
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I know reading the last page of a book first ruins it all, but I love reading the last pages of the bible. So much more interesting than the other stuff. KABOOOOMMM!!!!!!
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It just means that you have to find a virgin, get married, and spill your seed into the appropriate vessel, all before losing your erection. Othewise you will go to hell.
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I'm glad this guy posted his hilarious joke (as you can tell, I'm highly amused) cause now I can fill this thread with random, unfunny jokes about whatever you all say!
Unless you all become unfun and don't post anything...grr
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ROT IN HELL you WICKED child!
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You are now cursed by satan.