This is kind of a stupid question, but how do the fertility guys get the sperm sample? Do you pee in a cup or something, or do you jack off right there in the office into the cup?
Dude, It’s quite easy actually…. They give you movies to watch, and or magazines to look at and you jack off right there in the doctor’s office exam room and squirt in the plastic cup. It’s a much nicer room the a regular doctors exam room, there have a small love seat and a DVD player and every kind of sex magazine in the rack to look at…
As soon as you’re done, you put your “Cup-O-Semen” inside the two-way metal pass thru door and ring the bell. Someone outside of the room picks it up and they do the "In vitro fertilization" procedure right there where your wife or to whom ever is waiting for it…. or they send the boys to the deep freeze...for a later date.
At first, it's pretty embarrassing but then again, everyone there is doing the same thing you are so everyone seems cool about it. . I was able to hear the guy next to you spanking the monkey. He was kind of loud. It's seems kind of kinky in it's own way.... but it kind of fun too.
Are you thinking about doing it?
That's one way to do it. But if you happen to live within 45 minutes of the lab or fertility clinic, you can masturbate at home, ejaculate into the cup they give you, and drive it to the lab. That's what I did when I had my sperm count done. As long as you can get the sample to them within 45 minutes of ejaculation, you can do it at home. If its longer than that, the sperm could start dying, and affect the sperm count, in which case they would want you to ejaculate at the lab.
<i>My avatar is a picture of my own sperm under a microscope. Pretty cool huh?</i><br />Drugs are garbage. I'm high on my own testosterone.
No I'm not thinking about having it done, I have just been curious for awhile, and if it ever came up in conversation, I figure I should know about it