Well lest see. about a month ago, my friend told me that he was bi. And ever scince that moment, i was thinking that y dont i invite him over and well you get the point. So i was wondering whats the worst that can happen??
Whats the worst that can happen?
Well...your friend could come over, you could make hints and innuendos, he could take you up on it, you could both get naked and start wanking, then a tordano could come and blow your house down hitting your friend on the head and killing him with his stuff in his hand, you could run out of the house naked and step on an exposed nail a la Jennifer Connelly in 'The House of Sand and Fog' and gangrene could settle in and you could lose your foot which would totally obliterate any chance of a soccer career which would depress you to the point of suicide...
...but at least you got to wank with your friend for a few seconds, right?
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Football doesn't build character. It eliminates the weak ones...
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