LoL Steve.yeah I cannot imagine why they care either. Not sure how old you are but if you get allowance or have your own means of money buy your own.I am sure this is a rare case, but a good friend of mine about 3 year ago had to have his testicales pulled (Tacked) back up because they dropped WAY to far (Which was causing my friend a great deal of pain) and the doctor said it was because of him wearing boxers pretty much all his life instead of briefs which gave the testicals support. I had always been a boxer boy but after seeing what my friend went through, I switch off every so many days to boxer briefs for support. lol.
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I need help!
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> doctor said it was because of him wearing boxers pretty much all his life instead of briefs which gave the testicals support.
That's odd. I don't think primitive men wore briefs.
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?? who said anything about Primitive men? My friend is 28 years old...?? Lost me on that one Steve.
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He's saying, "briefs" are a relatively new article of clothing in the liftime of humans. The doctors conclusion that the stretched balls were a result of a lack of support might be questionable.But the question is, if he had worn briefs all his life, would he have had this problem at all?
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Exactly! Me not communicate good sometimes.
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Gotcha!!Well from what my friend said, the doctor stated the lack of support of the testicals is what caused the testicals to drop too far (And of course causing pain). Could there have been other factors? Sure anything is possible, just stating what my friend said the doctor told him.Since the surgery my friend only wears briefs. He tried wearing boxers after the surgery and he said without the support his testicals actually hurt after awhile.
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Thanks I buy my own.
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30 year old man goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, for the last 25 years I've had this incredible pain in my back. It's really killing me!" So the doctor examines him and says "Oh my God, your penis and testicles are pushing on your spine so badly that if you don't have an immediate operation, you'll end up in a wheelchair for the rest of your life. **There's no alternative, we'll have to chop off your cock and balls!**"
So, accepting that there's no other choice, the man goes into hospital and allows the doctors to remove his family jewels. When he comes out of hospital 10 days later, he's free from the pain in his spine for the first time ever that he can remember and he feels so good that he decides to treat himself to a whole new wardrobe. Immediately across the road from the hospital is a tailors so he walks in and says to the old man behind the counter "I'd like to purchase an entire new wardrobe please. Everything!"
The old guy smiles, rubs his hands together and says "Okay sir, you've come to the right shop. We stock everything. Now, we'll start with jackets if that's okay with you and I would suggest that you're a 50 inch chest?"
"That's incredible," says the guy, "how did you know that?"
"As well, I've been in this business for 60 years, man and boy! Now, I would suggest that for trousers you're a 34 inch waist and a 36 inch leg?"
"That's incredible, how did you know?"
"Ah well sir, 60 years in the business now. Now, for shoes and socks sir, you're a size 12 aren't you?"
Once again the man is stunned and the tailor says "60 years sir, man and boy! Now, for underwear sir, I would suggest that you're probably a 32 and that you wear boxers?"
"Aha, got you," cried the man in glee. "I've always worn a 28 and I prefer briefs!"
"Oh no sir," says the tailor with a smile, "you couldn't do that sir. Wearing briefs in a size 28 would push your testicles and penis up against your spine and you'd be in agony..."
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lol barebutt that was kinda funny
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Tell your folks to stay out of your pants. lol