lol, congrats on being of age... Anyway, I have never walked in on someone jackin' it; nor has anyone ever walked in on me. I've even tried to catch people in the act but never have. Either people are as stealthy as I am with my masturbating, or everyone jerks off less than I do.
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Masturbation Stories
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I tried to milk a girl when i was ten, I saw the girl fingering herself when I was eleven, I had BOOB intercourse with a girl when I was 12 (the one that you put dick between boobs and the girl squazes them.... SOOOO good) and I had my first full-fledge sex when iw as 13 (I'm 14 right now).... I did a 19 year old chick, she took 300$ on that one -_- It was worth it though :laughing: Anyways me and my friends always jerk of together (no homo, I hate gays)
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That's a sad and unfortunate commentary.
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Originally Posted By: sdpThat's a sad and unfortunate commentary. You said it! Did I just read that a 13 minor was engaged with a prostitute of some measure?WOW! Did I just read a close minded 'hate' remark?
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Whores will take money from anyone
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Originally Posted By: BoobObsessedI tried to milk a girl when i was ten, I saw the girl fingering herself when I was eleven, I had BOOB intercourse with a girl when I was 12 (the one that you put dick between boobs and the girl squazes them.... SOOOO good) and I had my first full-fledge sex when iw as 13 (I'm 14 right now).... I did a 19 year old chick, she took 300$ on that one -_- It was worth it though Anyways me and my friends always jerk of together (no homo, I hate gays) wait...so it's gay to masturbate in the shower but in front of a group of people it's totally straight?
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wow you actually replied when you were 18, that made me lol
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Really? Thats a lot at a young age lol
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Originally Posted By: payner90wow you actually replied when you were 18, that made me lol Hahah, that's awesome.
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Wasn't me, but I heard a story about a guy jerking off in an airplane bathroom. Some hardcore turbulence hits just as he's coming so he kind of freaks out and ends up spraying his stuff all over the floor and what not.
As he's fumbling around trying to clean up there's more turbulence and he ends up repeatedly slamming the stewardess call button. So now he's got like 5 seconds to put his dick away and clean up, all he can manage is to use some toilet paper to cover his penis. The stewardess comes in, concerned, and its pretty obvious what's up there. Meanwhile there's a line of people who have been waiting to use the bathroom cause he's been in there awhile. He just kind of shrugs and says, "For those of you going to use the bathroom, I'd make sure you're wearing shoes." -
Hahah, nice one. I guess what else do you really say in a situation like that?
Well... I guess you could say you're sorry but that way is a hell of a lot funnier.
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Do you get to become an honorary member of the mile high club if you're just jerking off?
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Originally Posted By: eahistory22Do you get to become an honorary member of the mile high club if you're just jerking off? heh its not quite the same but there should definitely be a club for that too. i'm already nervous enough when flying i don't think i could handle worrying about getting caught with my pants down at the same time!
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Originally Posted By: Powerlifteri retract my last statement, wait until youre older Haha funny. In seriousness, if she of age, and asked a guy to wank in front of her, most guys would do it like a shot!