Well want it all you want, you'll probably never get it.
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I want to have sex with my neighbors wife
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We gave you good advice....but you have such a great "can-do" attitude, I guess we just can't change your mind. Now you gonna ask us how to get little kids to sleep with you?If you need to come here to find an answer to the question you asked, you're doomed. You will fail. And in the process of failing, you may make a total jackass of yourself. But in this case, failure is a good thing.Now, may I direct you to the masturbation forum?
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ya ya ya... I want my nieghbour's wife, the single chick down the hall, The Yummy single Mommy across the way.That's why I'm the only guy who can get their cars started in the bad weather and I can change washers and fuses like a professional giggolo.
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To my honest answer. I don't even know if she'll even glance at you. So look at yourself in the mirror, then look at her. You'll realize you'll have no chance. So don't even think about it.
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In reply to:so if u have any "good" advice help me out and yall dumbasses leave the post alone FFS - you don't get the answer you want and now we are all dumbasses.........oh and you want GOOD advice? fucking grow up!
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i hope she does shoot you down, then tell her husband, just so he can bang down your door and beat the shit out of you. you def deserve it for being that kind of a cunt
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Last - well said hon
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Last, buddy, you've got to stop holding your feelings in. It's really bad for you and I'm getting worried.
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LMAO, indeed. sometimes i just get so bottled up....
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Good for you ya redneck, So what episode of Ricki Lake will you be on ?
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ditto Last(did I just say that?)
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i bet its gonna be jenny jones or maury show
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Instead of trying to get in her pants, why not grow up, get some balls and try to get a girl who will actually want to bang you and leave your neighbor's wife alone!
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In reply to:
ditto Last
(did I just say that?)
Damien: I know it shocking when you find yourself actually agreeing with Last - I experienced the same thing a few days ago - here have a bit of my curly wurly hon sweet stuff is meant to be good for shock *puts arm around damien shoulder* it will be ok......
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Stop thinking of yourself you desperate fool. You're prepared to stuff up several lives just so you can get your rocks off? Stick to Mrs Palmer and her five daughters - it's all you'll ever get lowlife.
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80 percent of wives will fuck another man. However, for you to fuck her, (1) there must be a low risk to her opportunity; that is, the risk that her husband will find out should be very low. (2) you must be exceptionally attractive compared to her husband, And (3) she need to be at or very near to ovulating. Given those circumstances, women (wives and females of most birds and mammals ) are designed to fuck. Those that didn't are not our ancestors.
Natural selection dictates that women find a good and dependable provider for her and her children; then, when she is near to or ovulation to seek out the best genes for her egg.
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@Worwind Welcome to A2A. Have you considered that point number 3 conflicts with your first point. If you didn't want her husband to find out (a good decision), why would you pick her most fertile period, i.e. "at or very near to ovulating?" It seems to me that you're likely to provide proof of the adultery, assuming that you're not using a condom (a bad decision).
