Ways u masturbate - I need fresh ideas!

---

Im stumped 4 ideas.. i do the same thing always and i want some new ideas... what ways do some of you jack off?Ozzie

Rather than tell you everything I've done, I'd just suggest browsing this site:http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/

Hey how old are you? Bored with masturbation already? LOL

Well being a female, I think it's a lot harder to masturbate! I don't do it very often, but the first time I orgasmed by masturbation was by sitting in the bath with the tap running at a nice warm temparature on a good pressure, and lying back and letting the pressure from the tap go straight onto my clit! It's the only way I can get off by masturbating! I recomend it muchly, just play around with it!

In reply to:by sitting in the bath with the tap running at a nice warm temparature on a good pressure, and lying back and letting the pressure from the tap go straight onto my clit!I did that once. it felt sooo good

Why not look at my site http://furdude.nipz.com/play.php

It's full of new methods that you won't find no where else.

Observing several related subjects, I'm surprised no one has mentioned the use of in-home vacuum cleaners as the means of attaining awesome orgasms ! ! When in high school a number of years ago, I worked part time on a dairy. One day, when everyone else was gone, I turned on the milking machine and plugged in my penis! Within about 2-minutes, I got such an orgasm it left me shaking in my boots! ! That was my 1st experience with vacuuming devices.Since then, I have been utilizing such machines for many years as my normal masterbutation method. Generally, vacuum cleaners found in the average home produce far too much suction (vacuum) for the penis to be exposed to.WARNING: Inserting the male penis into the suction tube of a normally operating vacuum cleaner, could cause injury/damage to the head, body, shaft tissue, nerve fibers and blood vessels of the penis.To reduce the suction (capacity) of the vacuum cleaner to a level that can be tolerated by the penis, you need to insert what is called an 'orifice' plate in the connecting fitting between the vacuum cleaner and the conecting hose. This can consist of a thin metallic or plastic plate that fits into the vacuum cleaner 'connecting' hose that extends to the various fittings. To permit air (vacuum) flow thru the system, there must be at least one hole in the orifice plate. The larger the diameter - or area - of this (these) holes, the greater the 'suction' capacity of the system.WARNING: Operating the vacuum cleaner for long periods of time with a restrictor (orifice) plate in the line, can result in the vacuum cleaner motor overheating, as the restrictor plate reduces the amount of air flowing thru the motor, which normally helps to cool the motor. Hence .. . keep a check (by feel) of the vacuum cleaner motor so as to prevent it from overheating.At present, I use the plastic tops from 'Hormel' 7-1/2 Oz. microwavable soup cups. These tops have four (4) quite small holes in the top, which can be the 'minimum' starting point for the area of the oriface plate. Mark the tops with the inner diameter of the vacuum hose which connects to the vacuum cleaner (mine is btwn 2-1/8" and 2-1/4"), and cut off the outer edges of the top to correspond with this marked diameter. The amount of 'suction' one needs varies from one individual to the other. One must adjust the opening in the 'orifice' plate to provide a suitable amount of suction you need to give you good 'vibes' with the vacuum cleaner on, the 'orifice' plate in the hose-connection fitting, and your penis inserted into the open end of the vacuum hose. If the 'suction' afforded by the four (4) original small holes in the top do not afford suficient 'suction' on your penis, then enlarge one (1) or two (2) of the holes with a drill or punch, and make another "test" run. Make this modification until you find the right "suction" that suits your fancy! ! At present, I have a collection of five (5) different oriface plates, each one having different opening areas, and, hence, each providing different "suction" capabilities. Generally, the "joy' one gets from this vacuum masturbation is not from the 'suction' on your penis, but from the vibrations of the 'head' of the penis against the inlet tube (metallic or plastic) of the vacuum hose. This (these) vibrations are created by the "tramp" air coming into the end of vacuum hose - around the periphery of your penis when in the inlet tube - and, the frequency and 'intensity' of your head "flutterig" (or vibrating) against the inlet tube. You can vary the frequency and/or intensity of these "vibes" by inserting a finger or thumb into the vacuum 'inlet' tube - alongside your penis, and slightly below the head of the penis. You just have to do a little 'experimenting' to see the tremendous change this makes to the "flutter" of the head against the inlet tube.I'm sur some physician (isn't that an expert in physics?), could figure what the "flutter" factor (ff) is for every penis size, tube dia., vacuum press., etc., etc. etc. ! !Try it .. . with a little practice (or, trial & error), I think you will find it very rewarding. I have .. . with up to five (5) multiple orgasms in one (1) night, and 2 or 3 per evening quite often.-- Remedy

I wasn't about to admit it until somebody else did, and even then, I don't want to encourage some stupid kid to maim himself for life, either. I used a canister vaccuum and hose the first time when I was 12 and being uncircumcised, and not realizing how much I was doing at one time, I vividly recall being scared to death that my penis would never be normal again. My foreskin was so puffed up and swollen that it was bleeding and as thick as an ear lobe. Two or three years later I tried it again, this time without the hose attachment, but with a heavy cardboard tube and some putty to seal it to the vaccuum. I also got an interesting "blow" job by attaching the tube to the output for the air, holding it an inch from the head, while pulling my skin over the head to make a ballooning puckering vibrating foreskin. Off and on over ten years and only when home alone, I had many multiple orgasms and must disagree that the head isn't the main or only part you notice. The vibrations run deep into the roots of the penis, clear back to the bulb. I wonder if my girth of a little over 6" isn't due to all that suction during my late growing years. I had to LOL when you mentioned the "fluttering", that's a good word for it. Once you start this kind of nonsense, you want to keep going, and I tried another, shall I say, "power tool" that has a peculiar oscillating motion and with some foam rubber I made a sheath, which I attached using some duct tape to the motorized shaft. The trigger allowed me to vary the speed and this felt TEN times better than the vaccuum! Talk about going from zero to sixty in no time, I went from a soft 3" to 7" and orgasm in ten seconds flat, and there's no way to keep your mouth shut and not make noises. I'm not particularly proud of this, but I got off when I had to and didn't get STD. I thought I was the only one up for a degree in "sexual mechanical engineering." If I were you, I'd buy a fleshlight. I wore one out since my left curve eventually poked a hole in it, but I had times when I almost blacked out, it was so intense. Thinking about buying another one. Be careful, or you'll be "Stumped" in more ways than one!

Hey guysVacuum masturbation is dangerous, you've already noted. Why not use a safe and much better (IMHO at least) method of simulating a blowjob or actual vaginal intercourse? That vacuum will hurt your dick in many ways, some obvious, and some not. Not worth it, when you've got your hand, and, if you want to spend some money, all those fantastic sex toys on the market -- vibrators, sleeves, fleshlight, ya know. Lots of options![Hah -- just reread Tim's post, he recommends a FleshLight. What can I say, I agree wholeheartedly. The cadillac of masturbation tools for men.]

dude!!! i saw that on scary movie... i forgot which one but yeah i laughed my ass off.... then i tried it and my penis didn't fit in it

Well to answer the original question about a new way to masturbate, I love to "edge" at that special place right before orgasm... With the help of my trusty FleshLight, I can keep right *there* for as long as I can bear it, which usually means ten-twenty minutes. Then I let loose a huge load, since it's been building up for that long and getting more and more loaded :smile: My favorite of all inserts is the SpeedBump http://www.fleshjoe.com/fleshfiles/speedbump.html

i did that more than once, it feels awesomeHUGS N CUDDLES::