16 times a day?

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is it natural to masterbate 16 times a day? I've read the only pedophiles and sexual predators do that and I fear I may be one. At the end of a normal 2 hour masturbation period, I find my penis raw, bloody and very sensitve to pain. I kind of enjoy the feel though. Today my penis is secreting a pussy/clear substance and is cracked along the tip.

Any suggestions?

Wow

Hmmm, suggestions... suggestions.... oh! Eh... nope.

Troll again? Do we know you?

In reply to: Any suggestions? Get real!

rather then wasting an entire day playing five knuckle shuffle to get that feeling i suggest you do it for 10 minutes each morning witha cheese grater. same sore loody mess, less work and you can get back to living a full life rather then just jerking off all the time.
And stay the fuck away from Helms poodle. I think howver the general consensous of hte board is that its OK to fuck Llamas

Damn, whatever happened to playing outside with the neighborhood kids???You mean without a cheese grater?

I don't think masturbating 16 times a day equates with being a paedophile or sexual predator. However, doing it until your penis is raw and bloody suggests that it has become a compulsion. It might be helpful to treat it as a type of OCD, which can respond to SSRI medications, for example. There may also be non-drug therapies that may help - perhaps hypnotherapy.

But keep it on the DL. OMFG, I'm ROTFLMFAO.

There is some neighborhood kids Id love to run thru a cheese grater.

I mastubate quite alot myself and sometimes when I've had a particularly rampant masturbation session, my penis goes very red and sore.What I've found helps, is to let your dog lick your penis.The natural healing properties in the dogs saliva heal your penis faster than any cream I've used.Hope this helps.

**Do you have a bridge, and know some goats???? **

I hope you're not implying what I think you're implying!!!

That would purely depend on what you think im thinking Bob now wouldn't it.......

Well, it involves a hot tub, a llama and a shit load of Mars bars!

So what the fuck you telling me for?My wang is in fine shape and I dont have a dog.

Its a damn fine wang!

I do!

Colin Farrell has six!

I'm telling you because I OBVIOUSLY couldn't be bothered scrolling back up to click Gump guy.
Stop acting the simpleton.

This one time I stuck a two...YES TWO...fingers up my own ass. I'm hardcore you see.