Untimely BONER

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Last week at swim practice a nice girl surprised me by kissing me very unexpectantly. I was shocked and got an instant boner, which I could not hide and everyone saw. This is one time that I wish that I was not so large. I was completely embarrassed. I like Virginia a lot and now everyone calls her Vigara. I can tell that she hates the attention and feel so badly for her. What do I do? Oh yea, now I have the nickname Pony. Help me please!

I don't think there's much you can do, except to try to take it as lightly as possible. Your nickname will probably stay with you, but it's not such a bad one. It's a sort of honour having a nickname. Hers, I hope, will probably only be temporary.

lol dude, that sux, all i can say is..go out with her.

Haha what a joke. Is this a problem or a brag?

In reply to: Last week at swim practice a nice girl surprised me by kissing me very unexpectantly. I was shocked and got an instant boner, which I could not hide and everyone saw. This is one time that I wish that I was not so large. I was completely embarrassed. I like Virginia a lot and now everyone calls her Vigara. I can tell that she hates the attention and feel so badly for her. What do I do? Oh yea, now I have the nickname Pony. Help me please! She probably didn't realize how a sudden kiss, or public affection, can undermine a young guy's daytime attempted suppression of natural hard-ons. I imagine if some girl I thought was cute, did that to me, I might pop a boner too? While boners may not be all that common in public places, they are hardly rare either, and are normal for teenagers with those "raging hormones" of puberty. There is nothing wrong with being "so large." After puberty, the penis is supposed to be nearly man-sized, and pretty much, at least biologically ready, to make babies.Sexual attraction can be powerful in humans, and my Dad has said something I think about how dancing close to a woman, or being on a date, can bring on little spots of pre-cum. Thus, I think guys should be careful about not being alone with their girlfriend too much, or staying out too late.Since most all guys probably get boners at some time or another in some public place, and aren't always able to hide them, I think they should simply be ignored and dismissed as natural and spontaneous. No big deal.Pony for a nickname? That sounds like it could be a compliment, saying that you are big or hung almost like a horse? I think it is cool to have a big dick. And I would much rather have persistant boners, than the embarrassment of not being able to get it up, after marriage, when sex should be most desirable.One time I awoke with quite a boner at summer camp, and it must have been no big deal for guys to sleep naked in that summer heat. Of course normal night-time erections don't usually show, under a sheet, until one gets up. But it wouldn't go down, and stuck straight out at its full 6 or 7 inches, until I could get dressed. Well somebody said I was "Ready," and somebody else later admiringly said I had a big dick, as if that is some piece of information I should probably know, hehe. (I may have been a little older than some of my cabin-mates.) But it seemed no big deal, nor did I get any nicknames. After a few days, I think it seemed pretty much forgotten. Just another guy getting a hard-on? And some other cabin-mate got rather hard in the showers, but nobody said anything or seemed to care. Most all guys I think get those hard-ons when they are young, and sometimes people make out like it is some big deal, when it probably shouldn't be, since everybody gets them?Did they call her Vigara, or Viagra? I think they should stop teasing her, and that sounds like a meaner nickname than Pony. She probably thought she was being cute, or having a crush on you, to plant a kiss on you? Perhaps that's why some schools ban "displays of public affection," because it might make some guys get hard? A sudden kiss hardly seems surprising that it could trigger an instant boner. It doesn't take much at all, often to arouse a penis. Sexual thoughts, a glipse of a woman's curves perhaps from clothes a little too revealing, a full bladder, being tired, a long day, a warm day, the movement of the school bus, too much sperm accumulating in the testacles, having a penis, etc. (I have noticed a few guys get throbbing hard-on bulges in class, and nobody seems to say anything or care/notice, even when I got boners in class that I wonder how they really could be unnoticable when they would get so big as to protrude down my pants leg beyond my underpants and sometimes even ooze some pre-cum. So maybe that's why some guy in one of my classes once asked me how long my penis gets erect, but I was embarrassed to tell him, so I said yeah when he pointed to it on a ruler? Perhaps he needed some help with his mental calculations glimpsing me with a huge, throbbing boner bulge jutting down my pants leg one day?) Or maybe more of that "public affection" should be reserved for marriage. I don't really go for that kissing stuff. Holding hands should be enough "intimacy" for a dating or courting couple I think, until marriage, or at least is more sanitary than kissing strangers.I don't much care for some speedo style swimsuits, as they show off too much. Regular swim trunks tend to hide a minor erection, but tent out if a guy gets really hard. And I like boxers much better than briefs, because they aren't so restrictive. Tight clothing isn't very comfortable, and tends to show off too much. I didn't have much problem with erections swimming or in public showers or locker rooms, perhaps because I didn't spend much time there. And it wouldn't have bothered me if some guy popped a boner, especially if it is somebody other than me, as long as he kept his distance and didn't try to flaunt it. It happens. I don't expect somebody to run freezing cold water in the showers, or leave the swimming pool, or go run and hide, just because they are getting hard. So it gets hard? Wouldn't be the first nor the last time for some guy to pop a boner. If they get on with their business like everything's normal, it isn't quite so noticable, or much to worry about. And now I get boners mainly just at night or at home. They often tend to become more easily controlled, as one gets older, but control fades away, when one is sleepy or resting, so most all males often awake with "morning wood."Wouldn't it be ironic if you ended up marrying Virginia? Think of the stories you could tell your kids.

Thanks for your nice note. Things have calmed down somewhat. What other embarrassing situations have you encountered or heard about?

question- if your embarassed of getting the nickname "Pony", why do you use it as your username?

In reply to: Thanks for your nice note. Things have calmed down somewhat. What other embarrassing situations have you encountered or heard about? Well did I mention that some guy in one of my classes, asked me how big my dick was hard? I was a little embarrassed, (and proud of that too), and so I admitted "yeah," when he pointed to it on a ruler. Even then, I think I knew that 7" is kind of "big." Now that I think back on it, although it didn't occur to me at the time, it may have not merely been natural curiosity and the "comparing" that guys often do, but had he seen me some other day in class with a huge boner protruding down my pants leg? If he had, he didn't say anything about it or bother to mention it. Kind of hard to covertly mentally measure a pants boner bulge I imagine.When I was younger, often whenever I would start to get a hard-on, it just wouldn't stop until it soon grew to a full persistant throbbing boner protruding past my underpants and down my leg. At least, it seems people didn't much talk or make fun of boners, as I saw a few other people get them too at times, and it usually wasn't much any big deal. And I don't mind at all, having a big dick. Hopefully some wife someday, will like to see me get all hard and big, and all the better to give her/us lotsa babies.And I got hard-ons several times on the school bus, but I think they often aren't noticed there, even though the motion of the bus can sometimes arouse an erection, one often has a coat or books to easily hide it. In class, my books are on my desk, not on my lap.I don't think people should flaunt erections, but I don't see that they should worry too much about hiding them either. It happens. I don't think young guys should be afraid to shower nude in the open showers, or worry too much that they might pop a boner. If they do, it likely wouldn't be the first nor the last time, some guy popped a boner. I mean like what do we expect, with so little privacy, as long as they aren't doing it on purpose, or we have no reason to suspect that? That hot water can feel pretty good on a sensitive dick. I don't expect a person to turn the water freezing cold, just because they feel their penis starting to rise. Freezing water is often so uncomfortable. While boners aren't all that common, don't a lot of guys get semi-hard-ons, in the shower or locker room sometimes? Go about your business and ignore them. Just a fact of life that guys sometimes get hard-ons at inconvenient times.

In reply to: question- if your embarassed of getting the nickname "Pony", why do you use it as your username? Well I hardly think it is an "embarassing" username, on the Internet where people seem to be more anonymous. After all, didn't he admit to his situation and where that name came from?I don't think people should be given nicknames, of which they don't approve. It should be common decency to call a person by their name, or only nicknames that they approve for other people to call them.I am pretty sure that "Pony" isn't the only guy out there, blessed with a big dick. Well at least nobody ever called me "Pony." Does that mean my 7" hard penis is too small?I only got called, "Ready," (for sex or to make a baby, apparently) and that for not more than a few days before it was forgotten.

Pony was the first thing to come to my mind when I had to make up a username.

I knew someone who got the nickname "Sundial" at school, because of one incident where he got an erection, in speedos, on the high diving board at a school diving competition. The result apparently looked like the gnomon of a sundial.Since most people don't get interesting nicknames, there's a certain distinction in having one.

I'll make up a first name for this... but the last name is the same...I went to school with a girl named Tanya Jacks. A big rumor went around the school that she got busted masturbating with a candle. So we all started calling her Tanya Wax.Nicknames are part of being in school. Hell, I still give people nicknames And I guess I've got a few myself. It's not always a bad thing.Ten years from now who will you remember? The girl that sat next to you in class... or the girl that everyone called Tanya Wax?

I wouldn't be embarrassed - Pony is a great nick! Did you ask Virginia out?? Why was she at practice? Maybe she's followin you

In reply to: I knew someone who got the nickname "Sundial" at school, because of one incident where he got an erection, in speedos, on the high diving board at a school diving competition. The result apparently looked like the gnomon of a sundial.Since most people don't get interesting nicknames, there's a certain distinction in having one. Wow, that sounds like a cool nickname. But I can't imagine there could be enough unique nicknames for all the guys out there who pop an untimely boner at one time or another, so most of us never get a nickname related to getting erections. I had raging boners in class, not just mild bulges, but persistant erections that quickly grew into full pulsing boners, and nobody seemed much to notice or care, and never had any related nickname. Perhaps some guy had noticed my throbbing 7" boner protruding down my pants leg and said nothing, and that's why he asked how big my penis gets when erect at some later day. I suppose a huge erection bulge is difficult to mentally calculate. And one time somebody left a condom on my desk, in that same class, which I gave to the male teacher, not having any use for it, as abstinance until marriage is the way to go. In retrospect with what I think of the folly of "family planning" or trying to miss out on the many benefits of having many children, I would have thrown it away.I suppose a guy could get an erection on the high dive, because it is a scary place, and perhaps the fear/excitement even could trigger an erection. I don't imagine it is as bad as having to creep back down the ladder for fear of diving though.I don't approve of calling people by nicknames that they don't approve of, because I think it is disrespectful. But "Sundial" sounds like a sort of funny or cool nickname, but I still wouldn't call somebody that, if they didn't like it, or at least not for long, until the next poor guy gets an erection, and the old incident is soon forgotten. I don't recall any of my peers getting such nicknames, but I have noticed a few other classmates get bulging and moving erections, that were pretty much ignored also.

My friends used to call my penis biggun' for a long time. lmao. I forgot all about it until I read about the nickname sundial.

In reply to: My friends used to call my penis biggun' for a long time. lmao. I forgot all about it until I read about the nickname sundial. Somebody said a little later that I had a big dick, in some sort of admirative way, as if I might have a need to know?, after I awoke with a full boner that just wouldn't go down, at summer camp, until I slipped on my pants. It must have been no big deal for young guys to sleep naked in their sleeping bags or sheet, in the summer in a cabin with no air conditioning, as I had nothing on when I got up. Now I prefer to wear just boxer underwear, but not for that reason. Just less undressing and more sanitary. Somebody joked how I was "Ready." But no nickname. No big deal days later especially among friends. Pretty normal to get erections at night it seems. And I wasn't the guy who got really hard in the showers, which was also no big deal. You just go on like everything is normal, and overlook it, or at least that was the way it seemed to me when I was young. Never saw any reason to make fun of anybody for popping a boner.Hey, if you say nothing and pretend not to notice, you can sneak a peek to see if the guy gets even harder. And I don't want to embarrass somebody by calling it to another person's attention. That just isn't nice. Let them think that nobody noticed. Privacy doesn't always have to be "actual." It can also be "virtual," in not talking about things that may not be good to talk about.