Pick up lines/tactics

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ok, how about i refrain from kickin your arse?

Originally Posted By: Dantekok, how about i refrain from kickin your arse? Pfft! You're welcome to try... but as a warming wrestling turns me on lol

yeaaah i aint gunna wrestle you ill just kick ya in the arse til it falls off

I see I see... good luck with that

unnnh huh i dont need luck, just my size 12 boot mofo!

anythign that comes to mind, depending on how the girl reads, disgusting and rude, or a simple hello. my all time favorite though that never worked and I only used to piss people off worked one time in a walmart when I was buying some paint and some brushes.I stood in line and when I get to the cashier you cuold smell the paint they mixed and put a small dab on teh lid for a color test that wasnt dry yet. she says "whats that smell"I said "prolly the paint" then thinking about it I said" no no its not the paint, its you, yousmell wet, I have that effect of women" she stared at me for a minute then finished ringing shit up, took the recite, wrote somethign on it and handed it to me.it said 1 hour, and was her cell number.I called and ended up banging her in the firebird with the t tops off behind the store on her lunch. I saw her a few times after that as well.I was in my whoring days and had to dump her when she started telling people she was my GF after I had explained to her several times I didnt have one and didnt want one and that I saw several girls besides her.I still run into her at the walmart but now Im with a single girl and have been for years, she still gives me dirty looks and once called me a pig fucker when I was getting some grocerys with Julie.I never used lines, I just open my mouth and shit falls out, sometimes ti works sometimes it didnt, its all about numbers, the more you ask out the more say yes. It really never mattered what you said, it mattered how you siad it and that you had confidence and a bit of charm, being witty helped, or clever or funny.

I.E. she has a tennis racket>"hey you into tennis?" I wouldn't do that, because if a guy did that to me, I would automatically have the urge to make fun of him, and reply very sarcastically back. You could say something like, Oh, I like tennis too, or I don't really know how to play... That leaves an opening at the end of your conversation to invite her out on a date (to play, of course, tennis, so be honest about it).

I never said that was excately the phrase. I mgiht be wrong but, I thought in my original post I put that was off the top of my head.

be funny

I am shy in that area.

I have, I think, always just waited to be approached. I have this fear of rejection and have never put myself out there to get rejected on the spot.

Originally Posted By: Nny

Observation works much better.

I.E. she has a tennis racket

"hey you into tennis?"

I.E she has good breasts

"hey, you ever had a cock in between those things?"

I don't think your theory always works!

That didn't really make sense...

If I see someone that I feel is approachable, I'll go up to them, and very casually introduce myself. "Hi, my name is Colin. May I join you?" Something simple like that tends to work. Or if there is a woman standing on the edge of the dance floor looking out at her friends dancing, or possibly just having a few drinks at a table with some girlfriends, I might go over and ask if she would like to dance. If we get that far, then when the dancing is over I may ask if she would like to join me at the bar for a few drinks. All simple stuff. No lines or anything. Unfortunately I have never been approached except for a few times, but that was at college. Once in the hall of my dorm where I was dribbling a basketball, and the other, we were in my dorm room and this girl came in with a friend of mine and she came on to me. But that was a while ago. Hasn't happened since.

That's the way to do it!

my line "have you met Steph!" And then do the whole thumb point at my self.. works every time. Guys love it. Mainly because they think its so cute

FUCK THAT!
Life is a series of chances and missed oppertunities.
You have to deal with rejection its part of life.
I talk 100 girls, 10 of them will say yes to a date, 1 of them will put out. its a numbers game! the more you talk to the more oppertunites you have. besides that aside from an occasion FUCK YOU or a slap in the face or shit like that, rejection gets easier every time you deal with it.
and now I have a fucking song in my head because thinking you have to take life by the horns....

I like to think I've earned my reputation
For rushing in where angels fear to tread
I'll take you home to meet the congregation
We'll all get together in my tent

I make a dirty little religion out of lovin'
I'll make a dirty little convert out of you
I make a dirty little religion out of lovin'
I'll make a dirty little convert out of you

They treat you like a red-headed stepchild
And try to keep you nailed to the floor
Join us for the countdown to the Rapture
We never turned a sinner from our door

I make a dirty little religion out of lovin'
I'll make a dirty little convert out of you
I make a dirty little religion out of lovin'
It's a dirty little religion, hallelujah

Dirty little acolyte
Dirty little one
Learn the fundamentals of desire
Can I get a witness
To my testament?
Can I get an amen from the choir?

I like to think I've earned my reputation
For trying to take the bull by the horns
I'll show you where I get my inspiration
Where we plow and where we plant the corn

I make a dirty little religion out of lovin'
I'll make a dirty little convert out of you
I make a dirty little religion out of lovin'
It's a dirty little religion, hallelujah

Dirty little acolyte
Dirty little one
You'll learn the fundamentals of desire
Can I get a witness
To my testament?
Can I get an amen from the choir?

The still great Warren Zevon.

While ti may well be all pink inside, I dont want my pee pee being brown when it comes back outside.Then again i was always told dont get anything you cant wash off and I guess poop washes off.

Here's one that always works that I heard but don't have to use, Are Those Space Pants You're Wearing? Cause Your Ass Is Out Of This World!

The best pickup line known to man..."nice shoes...wanna fuck?"

Originally Posted By: MudSlingerThe best pickup line known to man..."nice shoes...wanna fuck?" That may be more likely to work if a girl said that to a guy.