Ya know what really grinds my gears

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Then you would prolly agree that the most relavant song ever written for life is Walking spanish.Everytime I do some shit I dont want to do but have to that song plays in my head and its been playing for years..Even jesus wanted jstu a little more time, when he was walking spanish down the hall.

One of the best ever. I haven't heard it long time but never forgot it.He's got himself a homemade specialYou know his glass is full of sandAnd it feels just like a jaybirdThe way it fits into his handHe rolled a blade up in his trick towelThey slap their hands against the wallYou never trip, you never stumbleHe's walking spanish down the hallSlim him a picture of our JesusOr give him a spoon to dig a holeWhat all he done ain't no one's businessBut he'll need blankets for the coldThey dim the lights over on BroadwayEven the king has bowed his headEvery face looks right up at MasonHe's walking spanish down the hallLatella's screeching for a blind pigPunk Sander's carved it out of woodHe never sang when he got hoodwinkedThey tried it all but he never wouldTomorrow morning there'll be laundryBut he'll be somewhere else to hear the callDon't say goodbye he's just leaving earlyHe's walking spanish down the hallAll St. Barthelemew said was whisperedInto the ear of Blind Jack DawesAll Baker told the machineWas that he never broke the lawGo on and tip your hat up to the PilateTake off your watch, your rings and allEven Jesus wanted just a little more timeHe's walking spanish down the hall

cant forget get behind the mule, or georgia lee or jersey girl, fuck he has so many, hope you dont fall in love with me, christmas cards from a hooker in Minneapolis, the entire raindogs album, all of mule variations especially philipino box spring hog, the shit from teh 70's and the recent alice album and murder... Tom kicks ass, hes one Id love to see in person.

Originally Posted By: GrvtykllrHard for me to respect and political candidates, Obama earned and took my respect, I never gave it to him. THe bastard is articulate, intelligent, and fucking charming, As charismatic as they come. Before Obama, Id of voted for Hillary. For the first time since Ford (first president I remember being in office is all) I feel like I have a president, I am excited and happy about january twentieth and the possible outcomes. With McPain, I only felt an oncoming rush of impending doom. Smoked a lot of crack in your absence, I see.

Smoked a lot of crack in your absence, I see. And it apparently made him wise.

Originally Posted By: Thoughtful

Smoked a lot of crack in your absence, I see.

And it apparently made him appear logical to the rest of us who are out here smoking crack.

fixed
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ohhhh. So that's what did it?

Yeah.I mean, what else could it be.

lmao. Happy New Year Damien!!

here's a couple that have ground my gears this today...this one, i can't quite explain; I just saw a memorial and "candle light vigil" for those snowmobilers lost in the avalanche... everyone was holding up little battery powered tea-light instead of actual candles. That's fucking stupid!oh, and letting your child die because your minor religeous sect doesn't recognise his disorder nor accept it's treatment. nice

never any crack, dont get me wrong, the list of drugs i avoided is much shorter than those I had a good time with. My choice of Obama and even that of bills wife has nothing to do with drugs. I am glad to have checked replys to some of my last posts, Id of hate to thought this got by wit out a reply from me.

Even if I don't always agree with their content, the form of your posts are always worth the wait!Welcome back, my friend.

It's that fucking time again. Time for me to bitch about unimportant shit that irritates the fuck out of me and demonstrates the fucking decline of an already fucked up civilization.

I'm fucking tired of seeing men who don't fuckin' know how to dress. Listen fuckers you can wear any shit that happens to be laying around and look good when your young. It ain't the same when you start getting older... like me. Beyond that this isn't even really at people who don't dress up... except you freakin' women who think it's keen to go downtown in PJ's and crocks... put on some fuckin' clothes for god sake. This is really to men who have to dress nice whether it's for business, a funeral, or cause you've got the third DUI and are tryin' to impress the fuckin judge.

I had three cock blowin' reps come in the office the other day and I couldn't believe how these three soft dick were dressed. They're fuckin' reps, part of their pay is to look nice for the company they represent. Not like momma wasn't there to dress 'em today.

I mean they were clean but who gives a fuck when they look like shit. They were all dressed the same way so I'll only describe one of 'em for the sake of brevity.

This fuckin' stain comes in the office dressed supposedly business casual. Well that he fuckin' wasn't. He was in his late thirties or early forties. He hadn't shaved for a couple of days. He had on a blue button up shirt, no tie, you could see his undershirt since he wasn't buttoned up all the way. He had on green dockers with a brown belt and black dull unshined loafers revealing his tan colored argyle socks. To top it off he had a ski jacket over all of that to keep warm. Then his laptop was in a college like, black, scuffed up, back pack lookin', canvas thing. On his wrist he had a crappy digital watch and and on his fingers he had his wedding band and some kind of high school or fraternity ring. Oh and I can't forget the wrinkled business card he took out of his wallet. Yeah that's just what I want your fuckin' fart tempered ass card.

Pay attention guys cause he looked like a fuckin dick and I (the supposed client) was to busy thinkin' about how shitty he looked to listen to whatever the fuck he was pitchin'. I'm supposed to be the mark it's his job to impress me so I buy the shit he's hockin'.

Okay, so what the fuck did he do wrong, besides everything. First it's not 1987 and he ain't fuckin' Don Johnson. Shave guys and learn how to to it right, either that or grow a fucking beard don't do that in between shit cause you wanna look hip or something.

Second learn to smell good and I don't mean smellin' like fuckin' Jergin's body wash. Go get some good fuckin' cologne that works with your body chemistry and wear the proper amount, don't fuckin' knock people over when you walk in a room.

Learn to coordinate color, for god sake. For instance this douche, sky blue and grass green are fine for the park but leave 'em there. They don't look good on your pasty ass cottage cheese complexion.

Learn to fuckin' dress. If your not gonna wear a tie and consequently not button your shirt up don't wear an undershirt that can be seen. It just looks shitty. Just don't do it. I or nobody else wants to see your old yellowed out undershirt peaking out of the top of your dress shirt.

The shoes match the belt. If your fucking shoes are black wear a black belt if they're brown wear a fuckin brown belt it's not fuckin complicated.

Learn to shine your fuckin' shoes no matter what color they are. If they're fuckin' dull and scuffed you look like a lazy ass that doesn't care or you look like a man who can only afford one pair of fuckin' shoes. Despite what guys think people notice shoes, especially women. No matter how well dressed you are otherwise if your shoes look like you just hiked through the snow in 'em it ruins everything else. Shining shoes isn't hard and doesn't take long. Not only that you want those $500.00 pair of fine Italian loafers to last. So don't break the backs of 'em use a shoe horn. And keep the fuckin' leather in good shape with a simple shine.

Keep the belt understated. Don't try to make a statement with it. If your a portly fellow wear suspenders. They're not only smart they're sliming and your gut won't end up hanging over your fuckin' pants. That being said don't wear the Mork from Ork suspenders. Get nice leather ones that match the shoes. Braided leather is sharp looking.

Pants... Personally I hate the khaki dockers and would never where the fuckers but that's me. For that matter I think look shitty on anybody else to. It looks like you either don't know enough or care enough to put some real effort into how you fuckin' present yourself so you go the safe cotton dockers route. Bullshit. A pair of nice jeans with some smart attire and accessories looks better and often more put together than tan pants. (Never crease the jeans, unless your line dancing or some shit.) Remember it's about the overall presentation and tan pants don't do anything to further being well dressed. If you have to wear dress pants get trousers. If your chubby pleats ain't a fat mans friend stay away from 'em. If your tall and lanky get cuffs on 'em it helps from making you even taller and lankier. For most occasions trousers with belt loops are fine in for going supper formal, with a suit, don't get belt loops go for the cleaner look of no belt.

Wear a fuckin' jacket. You can buy a few of them a mix and match and always have a different look. Just make sure it fits. If your going to buy off the rack invest in something of quality and throw the fuck down to get it altered for a perfect fit. It's not gonna matter what you pay for it if it doesn't hang on you right. Wool is great but if your chunky avoid window pane jackets. (Window pane is pattern in the fabric.) If your chunky, regardless of the fact they're in fashion, leave the three and four button jackets for the slim guys. Stay with the fuckin' two button or even fuckin' single button.

Jackets bring me to pocket squares. Something men never seem to remember. To finish your fuckin' look buy and use pocket squares. They're what give a splash of color to an otherwise drab outfit. They're what finishes your look. If your wearing a tie coordinate the square with the tie. Don't be afraid of pocket squares any monkey at a zoo could fold one. There's nothing complex about it. If you still need fuckin' help just fuckin' google it. A pocket square may be the single most important thing to finishing your look.

Ski jackets for outwear are un-fucking-acceptable. Fuck ski jackets. Don't fucking do it. Save the ski jacket for Vail. It won't matter how well your dressed or how good your outfit looks if your wearing a fuckin' ski jacket. First of all a ski jacket is gonna wrinkle the nice clothes you have on underneath it. Second your gonna look like a dork waiting to get into the library to read a paper on stick. It's going to cost but save up and buy a nice cashmere or wool top coat. They go great with everything and instantly add class and sophistication to your sorry ass. If your gonna wear one for any length of time, or regularly, wear a scarf and fine leather gloves so you don't get neck grease or hand shit on such a nice and generally expensive garment.

Same shit here, leather gloves not ski gloves. Save those fuckers for changing the tire or going down the fuckin' slope.

For your laptop, leave the college back pack thing at fuckin' college your out in the world now trying to impress and get ahead. Get a nice fuckin' leather satchel to carry it in. Look like a fuckin' professional not the kid who just got out of English 101.

Your jewelry. Your not in school anymore put the fuckin' high school and frat brother ring in the jewelry box where they belong. You can look at and remember the good times then put 'em away again. Your a fuckin' adult... remember. Get a nice watch, it doesn't have to be expensive but simple and elegant. Gold for evenings and silver for days. Take your fuckin' watch off when working at your desk. If ya don't your just gonna scratch the shit out of it.

Let see what am I forgetting to bitch about... Oh if you have business cards get a card holder don't go pullin' it out of your fuckin' fart infested wallet. If the only card you have is the one in your wallet, leave it there. Get there card and send 'em your fuckin information. Nothing says unprofessional like a bent up, soiled card, that smells like ass.

Learn to dress guys your fuckin' grown up men. If you don't have to dress up daily, great, but there's no reason you shouldn't be able to look nice when you do put on good clothes for aunt Flow's funeral. It's a fact of life your in your thirties or forties, your not twenty-three and you have put some fuckin' effort into looking good. Don't pussy out, cause when you do you just look pathetic.

Go to the mirror look at your self, do you look put together or do you look dressed? All being dressed does is cover your nakedness. If you don't look put together go back and try it again.

Grown men who don't know how to dress or, god help us, groom themselves. That folks is what really grinds my gears.

By the way don't go around fuckin' cussin' all the god damn time either. It's fuckin' unbecoming. Learn to be a gentleman an old guy who overdoes fuckin' profanity is as unbecoming as the old guy who doesn't know how to dress. ...Sorry douches.

Oh yeah, assholes, socks should match the pants not the fuckin' shoes. If your wearing jeans then put on the argyles. If it's trousers match the socks to them.

oh yeah?
well what if I just got laid off and have not shaved for 4 days because I am IN PROCESS of growing back the beard?
and what if I wear levi pants, nearly knee high leather boots, a t-shirt that says what the fuck are you looking at? a leather trench coat that comes to about 3 inches from the ground and a black knit watch cap and dark sun glasses?

This is the outfit I had on when I took my son to school adn later when I was hanging outside the school waiting for 3 minutes for him to come outside so I could take him home.
is this appropriate attire, in your book, for hanging out and spending most of the day at home or walking through home depot?
go ahead, grade me scotty :laughing:

oh and we already know how the fuck I talk! jesus jumped up fucking christ on a crutch!

Originally Posted By: unsupervised

here's a couple that have ground my gears this today...

this one, i can't quite explain; I just saw a memorial and "candle light vigil" for those snowmobilers lost in the avalanche... everyone was holding up little battery powered tea-light instead of actual candles. That's fucking stupid!

oh, and letting your child die because your minor religeous sect doesn't recognise his disorder nor accept it's treatment. nice
I hadn't seen your response. Battery powered tea lights would totally piss me off for a plethora of reasons. What the fuck is wrong with real candles. They've worked for thousands of years. What the fuck is wrong with people why not just go out with your fuckin' flash light.

Believe it or not I don't have a problem with that. It's a fucking look. It's not trying to be something it's not (like the cotton dockers guys) who inevitably miss the mark.

The idea behind my rant is for guys to put some effort into being put together and not rely on the tan pants and button up shirt shit that just looks like it was something in the fuckin' closet they picked up with no regard for how they look or how the lazy fuckers are presenting themselves.

Your dress is a cultivated style that reflects your personality, theres never anything wrong with that. What's wrong are dick wads who think they're dressed nice because they have on fucking tan damn pants with no fucking effort or thought about how they finally look.

My fucking point is if your gonna fucking dress up know the fuck how to do it. Ya sorry fuckers. :grin:

From Scotty with love.

I have specific clothes for dressing up.I dress up for court, funerals, weddings, its all teh same outfit.Black slacks, black socks, a pair of black socks, a black sport jacket, over a black button up shirt, with a you guessed it, black tie, not a clip on bastard, I know how to tie a fucking tie! a real tie, a very thin tie, solid black, no pattern, no colors, and of course sun glasses, but I do remove them whenI walk inside a building wearing this, into a case and into the inside pocket of my jacket. depending on where i am going this is topped off with a black hat.not a base ball cap, a fucking hat! and not a god damned cowboy hat, a hat that men used to wear, I have a duplicate of that same hat for casual dress, only its leather.Looks much like the one Brad Pitt wore in snatch. The one for dress though is wool, with a band and that band ends in a yup a black bow.hows that for color coordination?I know that shit matches.EDIT:Fuck beans!that should of read black shoes, and a pair of black socks, I do not wear a pair and then one other stuck in a pocket or warming my dick, its shoes and socks and the shoes are real leather.

See ya got some style there. That's all I'm asking.

Personally I like hats. I have my funeral hat it goes with my black top coat that I wear to funeral. It's real hat as well. I can't think of the name right now but it's the same hat Michael Corleone wore at the Don's funeral.

Shit this is going to drive me crazy I can't think of the name of the fuckin' hat.

It's called a Homberg. I knew I would think of it.

nor can I. a derby ? a bowler? I gave up trying to recall its name, so I went with a real fucking hat vs the baseball cap.Some of my extravagant words that people find so descriptive, are nothing more than my lack of recalling the appropriate and correct word, so I instead pop out shit like real fucking hats or maybe,that whore was splayed open like a frog in a high school biology class!

For the kiddies who don't know what the fuck it is. A Homberg, that's my funeral hat.