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Hello I lived in vegas till i was 16, i know a lot about it and only certain places test their girls and make sure there is pretection, most say they check their girls but not on a regular basis.

A bit late but I recently went to Amsterdam(to watch Government Mule- They were awsome) and read in a tourist magazine that it cost 50 Euros($63.08) for a 'suck and a fuck,' even though thats probably not the way to go, but hey, you dont wanna hear that.

Honestly whitelines, I don't care if you want to lose your virginity to an escort or a hooker. But with the whole "I am close to the end" thing, quit being such a whiny pussy. If you want to off yourself, then do it. Don't sit on your computer and try to get sympathy from people by threatening to kill yourself.

Ahahahahah

that was so 2 weeks ago

yea, hes over killing himself now.

but i think i should pursue it anyhow, save up some cash and do the escort thing. im not sentimental about the virginity shit, so i wont regret it anyhow.Al Goldstein, Mussolini, John F. Kennedy, Napoleon, H.G. Wells, and John Hinckley all lost their virginity to prositutes and went on to do stuff. Besides, I could die anytime, car crash, robbery, fire, etc so I might as well get laid first because that would suck to die a virgin.

Mussolini, Omg *dies laffin* now that you have your rolemodels in line. anyways, your right. get on with life, have fun cause you dont seem like the kind of person content with what you have. and a trip to amsteram might be good for you

i never said any of them were my rolemodels, they just happened to lose their virginity to hookers and werent complete failures. i still might go to amsterdam, i just dont want to get robbed while im trying to find a lay in the bad part, and i cant find anyone to go with me.

In reply to:John Hinckley...went on to do stuff.He sure did. But getting laid wasn't among the stuff he went on to do.In reply to:Besides, I could die anytime, car crash, robbery, fire, etc so I might as well get laid first because that would suck to die a virgin.Why would it suck? No one else would care, and you'd be dead, so you wouldn't care.

In reply to:i just dont want to get robbed while im trying to find a lay in the bad partWhat bad part? The worst part of Amsterdam is probably safer than the best part of your midwestern state.

Because I just wouldn't want to ie a virgin, simple as that. And no one really cares for your "know-it-all" shit.

And no one care for your "I'm an asshole, why won't anyone love me?" shit.

Hey now, steve is known for researching what he says (google-god) and Dont get snippy with people on here

I keep thinking of small, unreliable Ford automobiles every time I see the thread name.

What a relief. I thought I was the only one.

Man,what's the big deal if the guy want's to use the services of a prostitute? At least she'd know what she's doing. If he wants to lose his virginity that bad, maybe he should.It's not what I'd personally do but if it's that important to you maybe just get it out of the way and then you won't get so uptight about it anymore.Just for the record though, the chances you'd die a virgin are slim to none. Although I know it seems like it sometimes. For a fraction of the price of a prostitute you could just ask a girl you like out and date a bit, then you'd probably have sex within a month or maybe two... plus you can use the money on something that doesn't just leave an hour later

Wow, I cannot believe the general ignorance in this thread. Considering I've actually done this, I know what I'm talking about. So listen up.If you go to websites with escorts on them or in your local paper, most of them will charge you $200-$500 an hour, and some of them are even more than that. What you are actually paying for is the time. Yes, sex is always going to happen, and yes you will get laid.It is also very, very rare that you will ever get anything from them. They are all clean for the most part, and if they suspect you of not being clean, they will not service you. They also use lubes/jellies that pretty much protect you (and them) from herpes, HIV (even though you have a condom on the whole time), syphilis, and other STDs/STIs. Most will not let you give them oral, kiss their lips (unless they offer Girlfriend Experience, which they'll probably be $500 plus screening), or do anything else that will put you both at high risk.I would never pick up a street prostitute because then I'm looking to catch something. But yes, if you see a call girl, you will get laid, and your chances of catching an STD are the same as if you had a girlfriend who has been sexually active in the past. The only way to be 100% safe of catching STDs/STIs is screwing another virgin (who's never had any type of sex) like yourself.And if you don't believe me that these call girls are for the most part clean, just Google the stats to prove me right. I would type a huge essay on this subject for all of you, but I'm heading out soon and thought I'd just give everyone a briefing.PS: I found this site off Google, and I must say that this software this site tried to install was really annoying. Just wanted to share that useless bit of info with you all.

In reply to: Wow, I cannot believe the general ignorance in this thread. Considering I've actually done this, I know what I'm talking about. So listen up.If you go to websites with escorts on them or in your local paper, most of them will charge you $200-$500 an hour, and some of them are even more than that. What you are actually paying for is the time. Yes, sex is always going to happen, and yes you will get laid.It is also very, very rare that you will ever get anything from them. They are all clean for the most part, and if they suspect you of not being clean, they will not service you. They also use lubes/jellies that pretty much protect you (and them) from herpes, HIV (even though you have a condom on the whole time), syphilis, and other STDs/STIs. Most will not let you give them oral, kiss their lips (unless they offer Girlfriend Experience, which they'll probably be $500 plus screening), or do anything else that will put you both at high risk.I would never pick up a street prostitute because then I'm looking to catch something. But yes, if you see a call girl, you will get laid, and your chances of catching an STD are the same as if you had a girlfriend who has been sexually active in the past. The only way to be 100% safe of catching STDs/STIs is screwing another virgin (who's never had any type of sex) like yourself.And if you don't believe me that these call girls are for the most part clean, just Google the stats to prove me right. I would type a huge essay on this subject for all of you, but I'm heading out soon and thought I'd just give everyone a briefing.PS: I found this site off Google, and I must say that this software this site tried to install was really annoying. Just wanted to share that useless bit of info with you all. Thanks for clarifying, that's what I was under the impression of in the first place but these morons posted 80 replies about how I'd be getting an STD for sure.