So I am in my house with all the lights off because I dont want to give a bunch of cunts candy. I have my paintball gun at the ready with a full hopper and can of CO2 just incase anyone decides to go for trick over treat then as soon as silly string or eggs hit my house they get a birage of 200 paintballs from my window and the shit beat out of them. I hate this country you get 16 year olds going around asking for money rather than candy. They can all fuck off the only thing they are getting from me is coupple of paintballs to the gut and if they persist a sword stick to the head. I have all the provisions ready, paintball gun, huge staff that can be unsheithed into two short swords but I will use it just to beat them with. Trick or treating here certainly isnt like America, I dont like trick or treaters here its like "give us candy or we will fuck your house up" so I am well prepared this year. Its raining so hopefully there will be less of them around. I remember back in 2ndry school kids compairing how much money they made off people at halloween. Heres an idea get a fucking job you leach to socioty scaring old women into giving you their pention money so they cant even get bread. Somone egged my nans house 2 years ago because they "didnt give them enough chocolate". I hate halloween. I intend on making it a scary holliday for people who dare touch my home. I didnt mind halloween in America cus its just lil kids and such and people arnt dicks. I didnt have probelems giving out candy there but here I give out sour liquid paint candy at 100mph.
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Thats one fucked up halloween. Unfortunately, in my neck of the woods its the grown-ups who have taken all the fun out halloween. The local branch of Evangelical waco's are staging a protest/ party, decrying the evils of halloween. Its gotten so bad that hardly any kido's come by anymore. Tis ashame it was a lot of fun.
There is no punishment. There is no reward. There are only consequences.
my mums switched our lights off too, so we look like were not in...i feel a bit mean though, thats only what the scary old woman did in those films
...but yeh nowadays halloween goes besides the point, i agree, you made me laugh though, i have this image of you with this big paintball gun by the door, just waiting for some immature 15 year old boys to come along who think they can get away with it, lol
Dude I need to be at your house. I would love to beat some kids down for egging a house. I would probably scare them off first b/c when you see a 6'0" 200 LB guy running at you full speed I am not sure you want to stand around.
I live off the beaten path so we never have trick or treaters. I should go cruising the streets in my Jeep though. WIth my straight pipes I plan on scaring the fuck out of some people. I mean one good rev and the db reaches about 115 or 120...i forgot which. And then some nice Heavy Metal playing....oh yeah tonight is gonna be fun.
Yeah vandalising my house is no excuse regardless of holiday. They will still get a good kicking im currently in my room monetering the front door from the window ready to open it and fire off a few rounds as soon as they get an egg out their lil bag. The great thing is the paintball gun will smash the eggs to shit all over them too. My windows over the door so I cant exactly miss. Obviously I am not going to shoot some inocent kids I just wont answer the door, but if any kind of projectile goes near my house I will pop out and go "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND" ga ga ga ga ga ga
we live so far aout in the contry even with every light on in the house no kids would come by. lol so it's just aother monday night here.. well it will be since its not time night yet.lol