Okay, here's how the game goes, someone states their wish and the next person to post grants their wish but corrupts it somehow.
For example:
Poster 1: I wish for eternal life.
Poster 2: Granted but you are sentenced to life without parole.
Get it? Ok I'll start.
I wish I had a million dollars.
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Corrupt-a-Wish
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Granted, but the exchange rate has changed so now 1 dollar is worth a grain of sand.
I wish for cool hair.
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Granted but if you go outside it will disinegrate.I wish for 70 hot virgins in eternal paradise.
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They all weigh over 400lbs and their vaginas have disapeared in layer upon layer of fat.
I wish for a fridge full of the most delicious food ever!
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Granted, but,They all have chastity belts with no keys and paradize is a tropical island with no power.I wish I a new Harley THAT DIDNT have to be tuned every time you changed altitude by 2000 feet.
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Granted but you have no arms or legs so you can't ride it.
I wish I had a HDTV.
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Granted, but it can only tune in the Home and Garden TV network.I want Martha Stewart.
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Granted but now your arm is broken.I wish I could shoot lasers from my eyes.
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Granted, but when ya looked down to line up for a piss, you burnt your dick off.I wish they would stop showing Sinefeild on tv
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Granted but it is replaced with reruns of Full House.I wish I could fly.
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Granted, but you can only fly when wearing short skirts and no underwear and the cold air has made your penis shrink.I wish I could jump over large buildings.
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Granted.. you make wings from sticks, feathers and wax. you flew to close to the sun, and fall killing the entire cast of Full House, during a reunion show shooting.I wish I could get my SHO to run under 12 seconds in the quarter mile.
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Granted but afterwards your legs break from running to fastI wish I could die
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Granted, but it turns out the Catholics were right.I wish the terrorists would stop blowing stuff up.
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Granted, But you stopped them before they could blow up George W. Bush
I wish the neighbors would stop pounding upstairs
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Granted, but now they moved into your place and continuedI wish Steve and a few other people on here would die
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Granted, but they are reincarnated as spiders, bite you, and kill you slowly and painfullyI wish i could get my paper done.
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Granted but your dog eats itI wish my parents died tonight
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(your really obbsessed with death arntcha!) Granted, but your blown up in the processI wish this whole world hunger thing would end.
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Granted, but your blown up in the processThat would be a good thingAnyways...Granted, but now everyone's fatI wish the world would blow up