Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted, but you are saved and left to float in space for all eternity.I wish I had more money.

Granted, but you get sent to a Federal prison for life with no parole or outside contact for not paying taxes.

I wish that I could wish...

HAHAHA

Granted, but the bank that's holding all your money happens to go under in a massive terrorist attack on all existing branches.I wish I could sprout wings and fly.

Granted but you fly into restricted airspace and get shot down by missiles.I wish I had a magic wand so I can make the world suck my dick without a condom on, while I'm on the john.

Granted but they all have syphilis and crabs.I wish I was a tree.

Granted, but now you're a favorite spot for dogs to mark their territory.I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

Granted but you get eaten by Rossane.

I wish I could knock people out with a single Karate chop.

Granted but you get sued by Steven Segal.I wish money grew on trees.

Granted but you're a nomad in Sahara desert, so everyone's wealthy except you.I wish I had Jennifer Lopez locked in my basement, so I could torture her everytime she'd try to act or sing.

granted but sings and acts so loud in your basement you can never sleep.i wish i had a neverending supply of pot with a lighter and pipe

Granted, but everytime you smoke it your penis shrinks.I wish I had a Pontiac GTO. (yummy car)

granted but you go blind

i wish i was black

Off topic i know, sorry, but i really dislike your avatar criox........it disturbs me

there, better sweet cheeks???

LOL great new avatar, tho i prefer the smiling you rather than the AAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH you LOL

okay... well grant my wish already... :grin:

**Wish granted, but only bits of you are black and you look like a pie-bald cow *grin*

I wish i was telepathic **

Granted but the crossing over host kills you for stealing his audience.

I wish I could have sex with anyone i wanted.

Granted, but you are only attracted to animals.I wish I had big boobs.

Granted but you topple over from the weight.I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a '64 Impala.