Itcyness inside me ass

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Right now as im trying to sleep i got some itchyness but the itchiness feels like its coming from in my butt! it feels as if a little critter is trapped in my ass and is trying to crawl back out. I havnt put any small animals up my ass recently. i tried farting but that didnt help.

as i think about it, it starts to tickle worse.

Have you been engaging in anal sex recently?

lol no

If it continues to bother you Id be glad to run a drain snake up your poopchute and see if we can either scratch it away with the big screw on the end or retrive what ever small animal is living there.Could it be your trying to recreate Lemmiwinks quest? good hell, wikipedia it never fails to amaze me at the amount of shit and the subject of said shit that they cover.

"Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win!"Yup, it kind of reminds to vote in next year's elections. Thinking about the people who are serving now makes my ass itch.

If you dont vote then you dont get to bitch when bastard number 1 beats bastard number 2 in November.

I havnt put any small animals up my ass recently.It might have been a long-term thing from when you did it a long time ago. I hope your anus is feeling better.

Have you been washing thoroughly? It might be because of that. Not saying you're not clean I'm very sure you are. But I've known that to happen before with some of my friends when they don't wipe they call it poop crumbs lol gross. But yeah if that's not it I'm not sure. If it's red in the area (if you can see lol) put some ointment, just a suggestion. I've seen a guy at the bus station who was scratching his butt and I agree if it itches scratch it. But man, this guy was really enagaged in it.

It sounds like worms to me.

ya i wanna get that worms thing checked out. Can i go to a local pharmacy and pick the stuff up or do i have to tell my parents and go to a doctor and all that.

Sometimes my hemorrhoids do that, but they aren't really inside. It's usually after I've had a lot of lactose products, which tend to cause my hemorrhoids to flare up really badly. Speaking of which, I left a Little Debbie snack in my back pack.

Actually, I think you need a vet for worms.

Worm stuff should be available over-the-counter at a pharmacy.It's desirable that the rest of the family take it as well, though, as the eggs are easily passed around (you get them under your fingernails when you scratch your anus).

i hope hes not strait scratching his anus.... or are u talking scratching ur butt and not the hole...

That's what the worms encourage you to do, by making it so itchy, so they can get transferred to food and eaten.

what about an enema? Would it releive my gerbil problem?

I was thinking enema, or even a colonic flush...with a fire hose.

A lit stick of dynamite would be quicker, easier, and at today's gas prices, more economical.

itsnot a hobby, its a passion!
I love explosives and could make several different kinds.
Trained in great part by the United States Federal Government.
While its not easy to go get dynamite it is easy to get various explosives and easier yet to make your own. The down side is if you dont know what your doing is death and dismemberment and of course time in a federal pen.
Its why I loved my last job so much, they paid me to blow shit up and Iman big shit, anti tank mines used fordonor material to set off hte bigger shit and capped in with C4 and burried in a pit with 500 lbs of N.E.W.. *BOOOOOOM*
huge clouds and debri raining down on us behind the bunker.
God I do miss going to work for them.

on the original topic, you could try taking a blender and remove the glass jar part, just use the blades on the base and have a seat. try the pulse setting and if doesnt get it done for ya use the liquify setting.