Wow, I have to start out saying, what just happened is like the most lucky and horrible thing. My friends weeks ago said they had ordered me a magnum xl condom and were sending it to my address as a joke. They showed me a little pic he "said" the website showed him saying thank you for your order and showed my name.I thought it was photoshopped (since he does taht alot) and didnt think about it. its been a few weeks and i forgot and TODAy for no real reason except that it was just one of those days i stayed home. My mom was going to work at 12 pm and asked me to check the mail, when i got to the mailbox i saw a package , very small rectangular white box, for me. NOW heres they bad part, i was expecting some stuff to come in the mail i ordered from a website, so i didnt think anything of it. I go inside and she's combing her hair and putting on her makeup, i handed her the mail and RIGHT in front of her i opened the package and low and behold what slips into my hand. A little box saying TROJAN MAGNUM XL all over it....I jammed it in the box and she looked up, and i said "did you see that?" and she said "what?" WHEW So i played it off like the package content almost fell out and i stealthily caught it and ran to my room.Had i not stayed home my dad would have checked the mail later that day and probably opened it. Would have been extremely embarrased.Kinda lucky i decided to stay home the exact day it got here, whewP.S. On the bright side, the condom fit very snugly width wise with only the tinyest bit of slack at the very bottom. Self esteem just shot up big time, YayThanks for reading all this
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Almost Got Caught, Extremely Lucky
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Okay… I’ll bite….So, on of your friends went on line and had a sample sent to your house because to told them your dick is too big for regular ones and your mom almost saw it and you glad your dad didn't see it either????
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no, they just sent it as a joke, i never mentioned my penis to them at all.
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eh so what ya got a free condom depending on your moms moral standpoint i doubt shed care unless you ordered it well unless she didnt believe your friend ordered it for you oh and whats your girth id like to know if mines newhere near magnum xl probably not length but maybe girth
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girth is a bit over 5', length 6.75' , the girth was snug, but i did mention there was a tad bit of slack at the bottom.
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and were should it be
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Not to burst your bubble or anything, but a regular condom should fit you fine too if your girth is just over 5". Regular size condoms are designed to fit girths of 4.5" to 5.5". Magnums are generally for over 5.5" girths. I know you said the magnum fit your fine, but you want to make sure it's not going to slide off during sex. Snug is one thing. On there so it won't slip off can be another. If you haven't tried a regular size condom, try one before you decide magnums are the right condoms for you.
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yea i was planning on trying others, i hope they dont get any snugger than that, wouldnt want to literally choke the chicken btw, your forums very interesting lol
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When I was in high school, i got lectured all the time about USEING rubbers.
My dad bought me a pack when I turned 16 and told me anytime I was out to te him and he would biy more to make sure I had them. If only he had been there when I was 19, drunk, and too lazy to walk across the street to buy more I wouldnt have been married.