"Well boys, next time your soldiers go into battle, remember that you are sending them off into the dark evil burning portal of HELL"ROFLMAO!!!!!! I almost shat myself with laughter!!
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What does cum taste like
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"Heh, I tried licking myself out once, but I'm not quite flexible - I do believe it is physically impossible, due to ribs, etc. - damn eh?"I am curious, how close did you get? My buddy's girlfriend claimed she tried it before her breasts grew and was about an inch away...There is a popular yahoo group on the subject and it has been debated for years whether this is actually possible. There have been several people claim they can do it or have seen somebody do it, but nobody has been able to prove it by providing an un-photoshopped picture or a video clip.There are quite a few contortionists that look like they can do it, but none of them appear to be willing to show off.Whoopie Goldberg wrote in her autobiography that she could do it when she was a little girl, and I think she was being serious (although the thought of her doing it turns my stomach!) Here's the text:"...When I was younger I tried to go down on myself, with some success. I actually could reach, and I remember thinking that was a big deal, but I couldn't do much down there. I could get to it, but that wasn't enough. You have to be double-jointed and flexible and big into yoga if you want to get anything accomplished. I couldn't really get off on just reaching. A lot of people have probably tried. (Shit I hope so; I just admitted I tried to eat myself out when I was a kid, so y'all better be fallin' in line right behind me.) I think guys have it easier, because their dicks are reaching back in the other direction, their helping out a little bit. It's easier to get to dick than pussy, if it's your dick or your pussy. And with pussy you not only have to get down there, you have to kind of get down and around and underneath. You have to be able to see what you are doing, get the feel for the area, spend some time with it, only with me it was just too fucking uncomfortable to keep at it. I was all curled up and rolled into a ball and craning my neck like a long-necked dinosaur in the phoetal position.I'm sure there are some people out there who can jerk themselves off orally without too much trouble and without looking too ridiculous. Good for them Really. It's like that old joke about why dogs like to lick there balls - because they can Well, if you can, do. Go for it..."So do you think that it's really impossible, or are some women able to do this but not willing to show off their talent?FYI, It is a common misconception that your ribs get in the way of oralling yourself. They said Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed to be able to do this, but that's crap. I can get my penis to my lips and it's because I've gained flexibility in my back to do this.
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I hope you don't mind all the questions...How old were you when you tried this? What position did you use? It is possible to make your spine flexible, assuming you don't have back problems. You just have to work at it. Stretching for any reason is good for you. I've been able to do it, but then I have a few more inches to work with.I have to say that if you could do it, that would be pretty damn cool and you would probably be my hero! (If your interested in the yahoo group, it's called autocunnilungus. Just modify the link below)
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If you haven't tried it before, I do not recommend taking a whole load in your mouth. I guarantee you'll be grossed out by it. Just cum and take a finger, dip it, and lick it off. A small amount will likely taste better than a whole load and if you don't like it, you a small amount is a lot less likely to leave an aftertaste.
Go ahead and try it. It won't hurt you. I think every guy should try it at least once if he expects someone else to taste it.
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Surprisingly, what you eat does make a difference to what it tastes like, male or female.However, I would caution you if your semen tastes sweet. That might indicate a medical condition (such as diabetes) becasue it isn't supposed to taste like that.
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Somehow, you got your post in the wrong thread.
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Sorry missed that jump in the middle.
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If you want to chat, we can either start another thread or use private messages. I am rather intrigued by fact that you're into this.Thanks for answering my questions.
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Ok,this is my first reply on the subject of swallowing your own cum.I'm no young chicken like most of you, I have been swallowing my cum for over thirty years.It's strickly a matter of choice,myself I like it because it turns me on and you can't get HIV from swallowing your own cum.It can't hurt you and to me it's tasty,I swallow almost everyday and like it. I am Bi but you don't have to be Bi or gay to enjoy alittle of yourself.I hope this helps you out some,enjoy the meal,yummy!
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Well, it kind of depends on what you eat and whether or not you keep yourself well hydrated. Good healthy come is sweet and salty, gooey and runny. It should slide down your throat without too much fuss. If the guy is poorly hydrated, it will be chunky and hard to swallow, sticking to the back of your throat and making you gag. Also a person who eats lots of whole foods and a well-rounded diet, the come should be sweet and a little salty.A woman's come is mucus-based and much more like licking the snot running from your nose when you get cold. Albeit, it is a very sensual thing when giving oral sex, but its taste has more to do with their personal pH levels and the woman's musk scent than an actual universal taste.If someone has a problem with the taste of come, either spit it out or try one of the various flavored sexual lotions/oils -- they tend to numb the tongue a little, but can lend the experience a little variety in flavoring.
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What does it taste like? Well, that's difficult to answer, because cum doesn't taste like anything else I've ever experienced. Its truly a unique taste. Its not bad tasting, but its not good tasting either. The best way to describe is, its kind of bland, flat tasting, kind of like if you've tasted stale diet soda. Its also salty, and can be a bit bitter, but not always. I've noticed wide variations in the taste of my cum from time to time, and what you eat and drink definitely effects the taste of cum. Pineapple for example, definitely makes cum taste sweeter. I was skeptical about this, until I tried it myself, and it really works! There's something about the texture of cum that keeps me from swallowing it on a regular basis, and I'm a self sucker. So when I self suck and I cum in my mouth, I usually don't swallow it, and I'll just hold it in my mouth and spit it out after I'm done self sucking.
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I found this thing off a website - i forgot the name of it - but anyways depending on what sort of mood your in can change the taste of your cum. like if you masturbate or have sex while your in a sad depressed mood it tastes sweeter or if your happy your cum will be more bitter. basically though its like gooey salty muck
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I have absolutly no desire to try my own cum, but yea I agree in that I wanna know what it tastes like... what a prediciment... luckily the fact that i would never taste my own or taste some1 elses overtakes the fact that i wanna know what it tastes like!
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This may seem really weird to most, but I always wanted to know what my own cum would taste like. But, I had this problem where after I blew my load, I was no longer in the mood, and didn't want to try it. So with the advice of a friend, I kind of used the wall to jack off upside down so that when I blew my load, it was directly into my own mouth, that way I had no choice but to try it. That was awhile ago, but I don't really remember what my cum tasted like. But it wasn't bad, but wasn't good either. Just felt weird.
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did u ever have a throw up burp and it was acidy and a little bit of juices came up...well thats how ur throat feels after u swallow a big load i didnt like it!! lol
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its not the taste so much as the texture. the taste stays in youy mouth
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the texture is the nasty thing *nasty*
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yea it's the texture that got me (last night my wife snowballed me). the stickiness on your throat, i'm used to that it gets like that when i eat her out, so if u do that a lot that shouldn't really bother u, but the texture is just, sumthing nasty.
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Yeah, it's kind a snotty, like jelly mixed with real sticky honey... But you shouldnt let the texture scare you off, if you want to taste it.. Besides, saliva, snot and slime are all over your mouth and feeding tupe (sorry, can't remember the word for the thing the food goes through), and a bit more of your own sticky stuff won't make a difference in that sense. Just dont take too much, I figure it could be gross.
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i tasted my fiancee's cum the other day for the first time, and well.. it's very salty with and aftertaste like bleach or chlorine. it almost burned my throat. he's got to drink more pineapple juice.