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# Sex Partners
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That was four puns in two posts.
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uhh yeah ? what the hell happened there?I only posted it once, some mod care to come along and delete one or the other of my two identical posts ?
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The SQL server software keeps barfing. Apperently the site is just too popular...and the server software doesn't scale, or something.
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Iv seen that before,f gotte erros about too many people on the server and shit, but its never made a double post for me before.or anyone as far as I know ?
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You may have hit the post-it button at just the right time.
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ahh, but the posts aren't identicalthe server won't allow thatsings one of these things is not like the other
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yup yup, one of them does have my signature random self inserting 'f' stroke on the end.
but for that to happen on one and not the other it would of had to happen the second time it posted it, otherwise it would of been on both of them since it inserts itself and never deletes its self.
so how the hell can it be the first post it took since it displays them in order recieve ?
Fuck it, I need a sam jackson beer... -
Sam Adams beer in Boston.
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drink it bitch!
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No, no, it wasnt a typo, or slip up, I honestly meant Samuel Jackson beer
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I'll have a Samuel Jackson, get on a plane, fart, and have some sex partners.
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The ad says "youll be fuckin fat girls in no time"and "it'll get ya drunk"Of course, the same can be said for alot of fthe bottles of rot gut I poured into my head during my youth. I have better taste now, not to mention money, and I dont have to get what ever some bastard is willing to go buy for me because i was underage. good hell in my youth I was known to drink rainere, that hasnt happened since I hit 21.
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i agree that at my age more than one partner seems overwhelming. just the one took forever
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so, I'm thinking that I should set a min/max number of post marrital partners I need to go through before I start to concider settling down again.... suggestions?maybe a mathematical formula?
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I would like to be considered one of the last women you will be with. I think you should take the number of sex partners you have already had...multiplied by the number of sex toys you own (please include ordinary household items)....divided by the size of your penis. And there you have your answer.
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In reply to:
I think you should take the number of sex partners you have already had...multiplied by the number of sex toys you own (please include ordinary household items)....divided by the size of your penis. And there you have your answer
29 and a quarter (I guess I need a midget in there)
would have been a lot more if I didn'y have to DIVIDE by my penis :wink:
btw.... maybe you WILL be the last... I can think of worse things :smirk:
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0 for intercourse (proper)1 for oral
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a midget...OR a girl with no legs !you could lower her onto your love shaft, and spin her round like a top!
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In reply to: so, I'm thinking that I should set a min/max number of post marrital partners I need to go through before I start to concider settling down again. Oh i think i tripled my number of partners in the six months following my seperation & divorce. Went a little big crazy with being free all over again!!! Maybe try number of toys times 4. But your a guy, do guys hgave as many toys as girls do? Then all of a sudden i found someone who meant the world to me. That sort of stopped my days of adventure.