Almost had a random hookup

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Any gal in particular?

I got one in mind...I know I am in hers...lolI will say no more...

Well just remember, I get to see her sweaterless first!

I am afraid not pal.

Oh, you wanna fight about it? Fine! I challenge you to fisticuffs!

Bring on buddy boy....You met your match...of course I only will fight a man, not a boy..

oooooo schooled.

lol

But you have already accepted the challenge, hence I am not just a boy. Haha, I would say that you have met your intellectual match, but I have clearly surpassed you!

Bob get some help, seriously...I am worried..

I need no help, I need Abby!!

abb needs no possesive man....you are poossesive bob....I mean you raped the house mop yesterday.

I did not rape a house mop!! We were both out, had a few drinks, she was a bit sleepy but she knew exactly what she was doing!! It was a mutual thing!

was it the broom...yeah it was the broom..

bob! how could you?

Well its simple really. Its not commonly known but there is a hole at the back of a mop for water to escape and with a bit of modification...

no no no more! oh good Lord!

that is awful...

I know! I'm using all my good manners and charm in PMs, its hard to maintain them out in the forum!

right....................

be nice lol