hahahahaha horny dutch i was listenin to simple plans jump when i looked at ur icon thinghaha
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Biggest Penis You Have Seen
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the biggest ive ever seen is seriously mine ive only seen a few others guys dicks and ive always won. 1 guy even asked how i got that big and i sed absolutely nuthin im just naturely huge lol
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Best friends. 7th grade, 8 inches long,and it's a fatty. Runs in his family
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Well I'm not going to include porn penises because that is not reality. The biggest I have seen was my brother's friend. We were on vacation and in the same hotel room and i woke up a little earlier and I look over to the bed next to me and this kid has a hard on while hes sleeping. The thing was shockingly big but I could only see it through his boxers. Later that day I told him what I saw and asked him how big it actually was (I was really curious, I can't lie). He said hed show if I showed him so I decided to let him see. I took mine out while it was soft and shriveled, maybe about 2 inches. He just started laughing at me and took out his. It was a good 5-6 inchs soft (this kid was 15!!! But I guess I was full grown at 15 and he must have been too). He then turned around and quickly got it hard and turned around again, waving it at me taunting me. He said it was 8.5-9 inches usually 9 times bigger than your baby dick as he pointed at mine with his pinky (mine was 2 inches! not 1!)
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If porn doesn't count, I'm the biggest I've seen. It's eight inches and thick and I'm 18. I know there are bigger ones out there but I havent found any yet. Eight's big enough for me!As for hair color...well i fuck around with my hair color too much. Lol.
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I dont really look at other guys dicks. I see it thsi way; its not the size that matters, its how u use it
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the biggest one I ever saw was a guy who lived across from me at the dorm. I was in shower room one time when he came in. it was at least 9-10 inches soft. the head hung down almost to his knee and was a couple inches across. i never saw him hard. his hair is brown.
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9-10 inches soft and a couple of inches across??? Visual illusion perhaps or maybe thay had a donkey in there as a prank.
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i'm hung like a shirehorse so am guessing mine
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7in and like 10 on hard it was my friend and he was 13!!!!
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he he I would have to say mine...4"soft and 8"hard...color of my hair is brown...
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Wow, how old are you?
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Well it was like 6 1/2 to 7 inches soft so idk He was 16 going on 17. I saw it when i was in his room
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Did you measure it? Funny how people overestimate the length of something (like the penis) just by looking at it.
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the biggest I have seen in pornos is about a foot and a half. in real life mine is the biggest I have seen so far. it is 9". I know of people who "have bigger ones" but they aren't man enough to prove it.
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the biggest I have seen in pornos is about a foot and a half.Not a real penis.
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I get it. Texas sized. lol
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Soft 5.5 inches long5.0 inch girthHard 8.5 inches long6.0 inch girthThis kid was only 14 at the time. But he's still my friend. And he tells me he is still the same size. Mine is the second largest I've seen. 5 inches soft, 8 inches hard, same girths as my friend.
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haha i actually have funny stories on this topic.I was really (really) drunk one night at a big outdoor party thing, and 2 of my friends convinced me to go streaking with them, bad idea. Imagine my suprise when we go running out and they both have a small childs arm hanging off them (probably 6-7 inches flaccid, its hazy) and thanks to cold weather i was probably looking at about 2 maybe haha, suffice to say it was very embarassing and i still hear about it.For you kids who think size matters - tons of girls saw us, and they are currently both single and i am with a very beautiful lady who was there
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the biggest dick ive seen has got to be the officer that pulled me over, yesterday, for waving at him as i passed.... the biggest ass i've seen is in my profile pic flipping you off! the biggest penis i've seen is my ex-roomates. he got out of bed early one day to get a drink and didnt get dressed, thinking i was still sleep in my room. limp it was about 8 inches and pretty girthy i dont know how big it was hard. i never asked... though i did over hear girls say that it hurt to have sex with him.