How can I anal masterbait without shit on my fingers.
Anal masterbation,...Shit fingers? lol
Well, as a reply straight from The Obvious Department, I would suggest you go to some kind of adult store and buy a toy for yourself and keep your fingers out of your anus.
Or anything getting all shitty. Nom' sayin'?
LOL! I really don't think spelling is his concern at the moment. Rocker...if you're going to play in the mud, you have to expect to get dirty. If you don't want to get dirty--which is really kind of ridiculous considering you want to travel the ol' dirt road--you might want to find a different masturbation hobby.
I've only done it 2-3 times, once with a rubber glove, and bare fingered, then just a round object i found in my bathroom..
It's all the same shit.
the other day i tried to do it with a latex glove but i couldnt get any pleasure at all.
I always have loose bowel movements so that area is way too sensitive for insertion of anything nevermind having to have to see poo on my fingers. Even the thought of using an enema to me is painfull and gross.
This Shits The Shit
As I posted once, using a latex glove made it a very different experience the first time. While it feels less intimate than using a hot, bare finger, the simple knowledge of knowing I wouldn't get dirty made it easier to just push and wiggle inside as much as I wanted. It was freeing in a way, and is the only way I ever achieved a prostate orgasm.
Oh, that's WAY too punny!