Best place to hide it?

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I think he means he puts it on tissues and then stuffs them into the cans

If he's jacking off enough to notice it, wouldn't there be a question about how many tissues he's going through?

Yeah, I worry about that too - I normally pilfer them from different areas of the house when nobodys looking, then hide them in my room, to evenly distribute the usage among different tissue boxes, making it less noticeable.Well, good news. A used tissue left overnight seems to dry up and look almost exactly like a normal tissue.Any other ideas?

Sorry, my friend, but unless you have a pocket-universe or a black hole in your closet, I think we've about exhausted the possibilities. You could, of course, do what guys have done for centuries: spunk into whatever gets it off you and not worry so much. Truly, if you think your parents don't know what you're up to in your room with the door locked, you're kidding yourself. That whole bit of swiping tissues from different areas in the house is really pushing things, don't you think? My Lord, man, you sound like you're a cat-burglar or something! Really, lighten up...and if you're still worried about the tissue-issue, when you're in the bathroom taking a crap, roll off a dozen extra sheets and shove them in your pocket. Later, you can return them to the bathroom.Hope that helps.

Good point. OK, guess I'll have to deal with it... Yeah, most guys would just 'spunk' into whatever was handy, but I'm a bit careful, to the extreme even (look at how I steal tissues for proof).Oh well. Thanks again!

There's nothing wrong with being careful, just ease up on yourself. After all, you're doing something that should be enjoyable.

Thanks, yeah. Should be, but isn't very... Check my other posts for details...

Do you think it's possible that your semen disposal issue has a lot more to do with you than with your parents? It's sounds a bit obsessive. And the thing about how often your parents think it's OK for you to masturbate sounds....unusual.

Having one parent who is obsessive and intrusive could well lead to picking up habits of protective behaviour in simple self-defence.

Could be. It also could be linked to depression. Who knows. I know that I don't show other obsessive qualities to my knowledge; my room is a mess, I never organize any of my files on my hard drives, etc.

That could be as well. It is, after all, me hiding it because I'm worried what they would think, as is about how often etc.

If you have any more information about what may cause me to do this, please share it.

Now, everyone, don't jump on me for this question (except the girls, of course), but....

Are you Catholic? Raised by and practicing?

Do you ask that because the one thing he's obsessing about is sexual, and in fact happens to be about a "sinful" behavoir? I guess the obvious answer is "yes".

3D, do you think you're depressed?

No, I am not Catholic, nor do I believe masturbation is sinful. Also, I have mentioned in other posts that I have depression.

Yeah, I did focus on that one thing, just because it jumped out at me as obvious.Seems that's not the issue. I wonder what is....?

You remind me of a Slinkie.You're not really worth a damn, but it surewould bring a smile to my faceto push you down a flight of stairs!

And I'll stand there with my new Digital Camera

Well, I do alot of things very similar with other activities. For instance, whenever I leave my desk, I almost always minimize any windows that were open so the desktop is visible. I don't know if it's obcession, or just the way I am.Who are you referring to?

Nah...minimizing windows is just common sense; I can't tell you how many coworkers come to my desk and decide it's okay to read whatever e-mail might be open at the time.As far as your question of "who" I don't know what you mean. Please explain and I'll do whatever I can to help.

Could be.Oh, I was asking the slinkie guy. Seemed aweful offtopic, didn't know if it was just a joke I didn't get.EDIT: Nevermind, he didn't mean anything and seems to have a beef with Steve, judging by his other posts his posts don't make sense so why bother trying to understand them...

Yeah, sorry if ya thot it was directed at u.I dont like idiot teachers like steve.