Myth or no?

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There is this urban legend that a guy won't wake up if someone were to give him a hand job while he was sleeping. I was wondering if there was any truth to this. It kind of creeps me out. ...

I'm not so sure.Recall that men wake up with morning wood, implying that there is some sort of state of physical arousal while they sleep... therefore enduring a hand job in reality may be in sync with their subconscious (dreaming or whatever), therefore not alerting them to wake up.

Perhaps we need to set up some experiments.

I volunteer to be a test subject!

well.. I've woken my guy up by going down on him, but waking him up with a hand job is a bit more difficult... he normally stays asleep for a lil while, I know I've groped him lots in my sleep before.. you know that semi-concious time? and I know he didn't wake up lol :grin:

hehe I do the same thing. He's a heavy sleeper so just rubbing him doesn't wake him. But when I begin to suck, then he's awake right away.

i never get morning wood.... i feel so weird

I can speak from experience to say I have woken up. How long I was receiving it for I don't know.

Actually, no, this is true. When a guy gets a hand job in his sleep he dies.Seriously, this is how my Great-Uncle Stephen kicked the bucket. He used to always bitch about how Great-Aunt Caroline would never "do anything" for him, so to surprise him on their anniversary she decided to take his matters into her own hands... And he never ever woke up. NEVAR EVAR!!

Good Lord, Man! It's like you were there!Yes, it truly was a beautiful ceremony.

I wake up and then just act like i'm asleep...maybe that's where the myth is rooted!?

See, I'm thinking that's what really happened with Great-Uncle Stephen. I mean, I kept telling Great-Aunt Caroline that I could hear him screaming from inside the cremation furnace, but for some reason all she did was reach over to the temperature knob and turn up the heat. Hm.

You mean Great-Aunt Caroline? She's dead. She's way dead.

Most deff. a myth. Because...well, just say I should know