George W. Bush

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_My girlfriend sent me this and I must say that knowing that this man is in control of the most powerful nation in the world, seriously scares the bejaysus out of me. _

**GEORGE W. BUSH **
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington , DC 20520

**LAW ENFORCEMENT **

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

**MILITARY **

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

**COLLEGE **

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

**PAST WORK EXPERIENCE **

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas , in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry, including Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was elected governor of Texas.

**ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS **

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union .

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

**ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT **

I am the first President in U.S . history to enter office with a criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.

My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.

More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S . "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families-in-wartime.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.

**RECORDS AND REFERENCES **

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public review.

I am a member of the Republican Party.

Yea, I've seen stuff sort of similar to this. It sort of does make me feel uncomfortable.

and thats why im glad im canadian....

As soon as he finds out where Canada is on the map, you're next. As is all of America's neighbouring nations: Cuba, Mexico, Atlantic and Pacific.

so pretty well..everywhere then? i think were all basically fucked because of that tool.

weak

Impotent.Is this a word game or are you just crap at contributing?

ouch that hurt

I think Bush would be more suited to being a class president rather than the real deal, his mental abilities might just be capable of running that. Then again...

In reply to: Is this a word game or are you just crap at contributing? sorry I'm a bit cranky from being tackled all day over stupid ball. I used to have faith in George Bush but that was 6 years ago... I think my brain is still trying to function. Fortunately this is his last term otherwise I'd be convinced we were nearing Armageddon.

This has to be his last term because oof your constitution. But I'm not convinced it will make a great deal of difference. At best I think you can find yourselves a president who panders less to the religeous right and has better diction. Theres going to be alot of disillusioned people when they discover that whoever succeeds from Bush (Democrat or Republican) is not going to pull out of Iraq or stop the war on terror. The demonisation of Bush has led people to believe he is this all bad montrousity and getting rid of him will solve everyone's problems.

In reply to: The demonisation of Bush has led people to believe he is this all bad montrousity and getting rid of him will solve everyone's problems. True, but it will stop him making more problems and compounding the current ones.

bit like an apendectomy... the patient is not up and dancing the minute the deseased organ hits the floor but his life is still saved and he will get better.poison removed - organism heals

Except Geeorge Bush isnt the only diseased Organ.

that god 4 living in NZ

Thats why we having trouble winning the War on Terror. We still havent found Osama bin Laden, and Iraq is a mess. First off, Iraq had nothing to do with the "War on Terror" (what does that slogan mean????) before the "coalition" invaded the country. Secondly, the Taliban are making a big comeback in Afghanistan, which has turned into an enormous disaster. Al Qaida now has a sort of peace treaty with Pakistan.The U.S. hasn't found Osama because it hasn't really put much effort into finding him. He's important or not important, depending on the direction the political wind is blowing when Bush makes a speech. The U.S.'s "War on Terrorism" will cost trillions of dollars this decade, but so far has largely been a failure. Ask the folks in London and Madrid how safe they feel. So much for "fighting them over there."As long as we stay fearful, Bush will get what he wants. Aren't we tired of being afraid for politicians' political gain? Bush doesn't think so. To him, it's as if the last five years never happened. He's still saying the same things.At least we're not still getting our chains yanked by the terror alert color changing every time some politically embarrasing thing came up for Bush.If only American's had some idea what goes on in the rest of the world, something beyond celebrities and their babies...if only...

In reply to: If only American's had some idea what goes on in the rest of the world, something beyond celebrities and their babies...if only... Ya mean Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie aren't the most important things in international news? Hmm, I dunno.... sounds like more liberal bullshit to me.

I'd sure tap Angelina Jolie!Said to much!

"war on terror" means about as much as "war on drugs" or possibly even "war on impotence"Here's an idea... compare the Bush administration's justifications for going to war to the deffence statements made by the Nazi generals at the Nuremberg trials.look it up kids, don't make me spell it out for ya.

"War on terror" means as much as "war on punching" or "war on shooting". It's a meaningless, empty slogan that means, when uttered by the P.U.S. (president of the United States), "I will protect you if you let me do anything I want; otherwise a radical Islamist will get you".(Note (not to Mr. U.): the last quoted part is a paraphrase, not an actual quote.)