How to give more than 100%

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Sorry to all of you that are linked to this in other places, but I Loved this one. Thought I would share all around. From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this:What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y ZIs represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%AndK-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+ 14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%But,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

You really don't have anything better to do. Do you?Mr. Nuts

I wish I was sorry that it bothers you that I don't have anything better to do today! But I'm not.But hey, You just gave it 103%!

And what is your major malfunction today, angry and disrespectful young dude?

Originally Posted By: Steve_AAnd what is your major malfunction today, angry and disrespectful young dude? I have no problem with that statement apart from the "today" part.My profile says I’m angry. Expect nothing more than controversial opinions, swearing and abuse. Especially if the post which it is in reply to is made by a cretin. Mr. Nuts

At least you didn't say anything about people having to earn your respect, you ignorant little piece of shit. Do you think the military can make a gentleman out of a sow's ear?

Respect is only worth 86 we can't have any of that around here!

Originally Posted By: Steve_AAt least you didn't say anything about people having to earn your respect, you ignorant little piece of shit. Do you think the military can make a gentleman out of a sow's ear? Oh, dammit. You've got me nailed there Steve. I think you know me so well I'll actually take your comments to heart.Why would I feel I need respect from people on an Internet forum. I am only on here when my genitals have already had their evenings entertainment and I have nothing better to do.Whereas you Steve, with your 16370 posts, yet being here a little under 2 years. Shall we do the maths, and yes it is called maths, what’s that? Together? OK16370 posts657 days (roughly)16370 / 657 = 24.91 So that’s 25 posts a day. Jesus Christ, that’s beyond obsession. Even the mods don't have anything near that figure. Do you not have a job? Do you believe you have friends here on this forum? Honestly, I don't know.Awwww, I do enjoy playing with you Steve. You bite so easily, I always get a cracking fishing trip whenever I bait up.Mr. Nuts

Oooooooh, you're so brilliant, you're my hero. As a manipulator you can't hold a candle to Converse/Purplestain/Bendiction. You're a little shit, but not a very clever little shit.Now go put on a uniform and march in circles.

Steve, after all we've been through how could you say a thing like that!? I cried myself to sleep when I saw it.

You take things way too seriously, and get too wound up over just someone who you don't like on an Internet forum. It usually wouldn't matter, but if your entire social life is on here I suppose it makes a difference.

Go Steve

Mr. Nuts

Could you guys please stop the bickering?And to numbnuts, if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say it at all. Your negative input really wasn't called for in this thread.

Soooooo, anyway....that is funny. There seems to be alot of people at my work that give 118%.

If someone walked up to you and pissed on your shoe, or the shoe of someone you were with, it wouldn't really have a great effect on the universe. But what would you think?
Is the "angry guy" shtick like a free ticket for being a bully? "Don't bother me, I'm the angry guy!"

I figured that there were alot of people who give 118% or at least the 103%!I got some more of the Darwin Awards today...Do the math on some of that..lol

Well I feel a lot better!P-R-O-C-R-A-S-T-I-N-A-T-I-O-N16+18+15+3+18+1+19+20+9+14+1+20+9+15+14= 192%

Originally Posted By: ClassyBlackWoman

Could you guys please stop the bickering?

And to numbnuts, if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say it at all. Your negative input really wasn't called for in this thread.

Yes Miss, won't happen again, and I'll get you my spelling homework for Monday.

Don't worry, I'll listen to some happy music. I believe I have some Ramstein somewhere...

Originally Posted By: Steve_A

If someone walked up to you and pissed on your shoe, or the shoe of someone you were with, it wouldn't really have a great effect on the universe. But what would you think?

Is the "angry guy" shtick like a free ticket for being a bully? "Don't bother me, I'm the angry guy!"

I'm not being a bully, I'm just being brutally honest in a no nonsense attitude.
Its just you piss me off with your "I know everything and should rule the universe" ways.
I don't know everything before you start burning your keyboard out. But I will allow people their own opinions (I know I argue with you a lot but then your a special case) without giving them a verbal kicking just because they don't accept my opinion.

Anyway, we (and by that I mean probably me) are going to get banned if we keep this up. So I suggest we just chill.
I would shake your hand but I can't, not because of the Internet but because I just don't like you. I doubt you will lose any sleep over that though. But if you do though, perhaps you are on here too much.

Mr. Nuts

peps... good one! lol

Good job bobbo ! this means youv put much mroe thought into your potfolio than you had thought you had ! or maybe thats jsut the difference in how much work youll have to put into it now that not shit is done and your nearing the deadline?less than a month to go, 192%... yeah I think its that one.

Quote:I'm not being a bully, I’m just being brutally honest in a no nonsense attitude.Although you're being honest, whats the point in making a remark like that to Pepsi? Its quite hypocritical because it shows that you have nothing better to do than post an unprovoked aggressive comment. Fuck whether you're an angry person, posting something like that makes you look so sad and pathetic, but sure you don't care what other people on the internet think of you anyway. Most people don't care what others think of them online, so again, what was the point in posting your comment?Do people here care that you have an anger problem? Surprisingly, yes we do. Its kinda the whole point of this forum to help people with problems. But remember that we don't care if you try to take your anger out on us by insulting or personally attacking us, we just care that you're wasting space on the forum by doing it.Now you can reply to this with what you believe to be witty and intelligent comments, or you can contribute to this thread in a half decent manner. But since you don't seem at all interested in the original topic, just don't post anything. You can look at it as proof for yourself that you don't care what we think of you.

I would just like to clarify a couple of things. This website is a fantastic creation. People can come to it for anonymous and usually very good help. If anyone ever made a post with something that I could help them I would do so.Why, because I have been in a rut with no one to turn for help and it is shite. So I would gladly part with any "wisdom" which I may posses.This is the community forum where personal and interesting things can be shared. Not where people post serious problems. When I found Pepsi’s post I thought it was shite. I thought it was pointless, not even the remote bit interesting or funny. My opinion none the less, so I shared it.If Pepsi really took that much offence to what I said then I apologise. I'm not giving you that in writing though.This website is so much like life; you get people you like, dislike etc. Life isn't always nice, people aren’t always nice. If you can't handle it on this website when you’re not even facing them... It’s all to do with tolerance when you encounter a real numbnuts.There I’m done, not going to post anything else on this topic.Mr. Nuts