I do the jerking off hand motion when ever someone tells em something stupid, get that excited look onmy face and then stroke the air in front of my pants like a huge 36" cock is standing at attention from my pants.It really REALLY pisses people off, adn makes my ass laugh for a good ten minutes thinking about thier face.The one I like even better is after too many bers the night before farting in elevators as I ste off. thers glass ones in a mall in salt lake that im sure you knwo well roc.. Cross Roads... I fart in them, slide out to the back side and watch people inside nearly die and looking at each other wondering who the rotten bastard that let that go was.It nearly kills me every time, and security gets pissy if you belly flop off thoe escalators into teh fountains in teh basement, i was escorted from teh mall soaking wet and tossed out the doors onto main street and told the police would be called if I returned. bastards, i didnt do anything or steal any money, just a belly flop from maybe 5 feet up the escalator on a dare. sure I was wet and soaking the floor when I got out and walked across the food court but its tile! mop teh fucker up you panseys!besides I won 20 bucks on that dare.
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Best buds and jerking off
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ROTFLMAO!Dude, I could see you doing it too! The look on all their faces would of been pricless... You probably got that "that deer caught in the headlights" look as you were thinking about it... passed on a wicked smile and jumped!That is fucking Hilarious Chance! LOL
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I thuoght it was funny, but the greatest part was fucking mall cops chasing me down soaking wet on my way to the north basement door and being escorted back across the floor, up the escalator and then out he east side onto main. all the while them yelling at me and me laughing telling them to go fuck themselves.Your a fucking mall cop, go fuck yourself, you couldnt be a real cop so you got a job in the fucking mall and it takes 3 of you to tell me to leave, why dont you go pick on some fucking teenagers, you cant even carry a gun. and the best they can do is to tell me if I come back tey will call teh cops?it was a pricelss moment in my life. crossroads is currently closed for remodelling because all the shosp jumped to gateway down the street but once its reopened Ill be back to do it again. your supposed to get wet inteh summer, its not my fault they have the countains inside the mall instead of outside.I suppose since Im now 36 years old nad that was just a couple years back, i will at some point be forced to grow the fuck up, but thats not gonna happen yet.
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Trust me...boys who grow up in strict families where masturbation seems like a dirty word...they masturbate. Only difference is they feel more guilty about it.I don't think you need to push the subject with your buddy. What would be the reason for pushing for a conversation about your masturbation habits. But if it does come up, your honesty might be refreshing for both of you. I know when I was a teenager, if one of my buddies had said something about masturbating that clued me in to the fact he did it, I probably would have felt much more at ease about myself.
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I'm with Damien...I bet your bud masturbates. The only thing if he's from a very religious family is he may feel guilty.If you push it, it may sound gay, and make it worse. Best is to just be open. If it comes up, treat it like it is- no big deal. And keep it casual, even if you bring it up. It's all good. Talking about it can be hard, but once it's open...I went a long time before anyone I knew admited they did it. When I found out, I felta lot better. (Of course, it was a pretty good secret back then too...:)
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I didnt think it up !
I was with some friends, they dared me, I said how much moneys in it? when we got low enough on the excelators that I thought I could do ti with out becoming paralyzed, I swung my feet over the rails and layed out and into the fountain I went. -
if your around the same age hes probally doing it to. if he comes over some time just show im a mag our hot chick. that will open the doors but some people don't want to here. and by the way its a private thing that you do need to talk about with someone like your , i don't know, best friend maybe.
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hes jerking off tooif he says he never has then hes pullin ur dickeverybody that has a dick jerks off[after puberty]if they say they dont, their lying
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me and my friends used to talk about it as a joke. a sort of taboo thing to gross each other out......but then eventually it became tame, so we started talking about it for real to gross each other out even more...but that's become tame now, so it became more detailed...but again, that's tame - so we can have vivid conversations about our bishop bashing with no embarrassment now.Not sure if that's a good thing though!I agree though. Any guy with a dong will tug it. End of story!
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Yea me and my friends discuss that all the time its no prob just guys talking about what makes you feel great lol you should even if he is churchy im sure he does it too