a man once shot off his testicles. he was driving home one day and a fuse from his car shorted. he happened to have a bullet in his car that fit the socket perfectly. well we all know what happens when gunpowder heats up too much the poor sap got his balls shot off and earned a darwin award for it. check it out in one of the books (forgot which one)
Sad but true
This guy got a medal for getting his nuts blown up?! Well, in my opinion, he deserved one! Anyone who lives after getting his googlies shot off deserves a million dollars.
This time...I won't be just a memory....
Now's the time to fight for your Planet, Cloud!
God gets you proud before he kicks you in the ass.
i thought this topic was about me :|
I damn near blew off my genitals with a firecracker. Me and a friend were driving out in the desert throwing firecrackers out the window and I had a whole bag in my lap. I can't remember who threw it, but it hit the window pillar and bounced right into the pile in my lap. Thank God and everyone else that the fuse burned out before it exploded.
The usual word is "goolies", meaning testicles.