Hey Chance I know that guy he lives in the little redneck town down the river from me. The sad part is you think I'm kidding. His name is Bobby.
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Balls... How Low
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and I bet hes a brady I knew those 70's tv icons where up to no good!actually bobby fuckign brady or maybe its the otehr brother? one of them lives here in Utah, about an hour soth east of me, but Id bet its his cousin!
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Originally Posted By: TeenDude10391
1. Are my balls normal? From what you described, yes, completely normal.
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2. Can I expect for them to hang lower than they already are? Probably not - they should hang lower when they are too warm, so how low they hang depends on the ambient air temperature and your body temperature - the warmer both are, the lower the balls hang. Many guys want low hanging balls - why, I have no idea - who cares? They hang as low as they need to to produce the maximum amount of sperm - they are controlled automatically, so let the scrotum do its job at regulating their temperature by controlling height.
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3. What is the normal size when it comes to your balls?
In humans the average testicle size after puberty measures approximately 2 inches long, 0.8 inch in breadth, and 1.2 inches in diameter (5 x 2 x 3 cm), each testicle. They are oval, so those are the three dimensions if you use a ruler. This is just an average - normal range is 1.50 - 2.75 inches long. For reference, mine measure 2.5 inches long, 1.0 inches in breadth, and 1.1 inches in diameter.
A little factoid: the testicles grow 500% in size from before puberty to after puberty. Pretty amazing when you think about it!
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4. Are your balls supposed to be more round or more oval in shape?
They are supposed to oval.
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5. When you cough do your sack retract... Is it supposed to retract?
Yep, it is supposed to do that - mine does that too.
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Question, did you just start puberty or did your ballz just drop?1. Are my balls normal?Yup, I think so.2. Can I expect for them to hang lower than they already are?Um maybe.3. What is the normal size when it comes to your balls?Average length and width1.4 x 1 inchAverage weight0.875 x 1.75 ounces4. Are your balls supposed to be more round or more oval in shape?Oval5. When you cough do your sack retract... Is it supposed to retract?It can, I am sure it is.Can I get your opinion and tell me what your balls are like?Lol I seriously don't know how to describe them. I consider them normal and hang at a decent length.ha but my best mate however, has extremely low hanging testicles, especially when its hot. He describes it has having a "stretchy sack".
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"Question... or did your ballz just drop?"The testes do not drop at puberty. They generally drop in the last couple months before or right after birth. If not then it's an undescended testicle.
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One of my best friends is dealing with that right now.His son is just under a year old and is scheduled for surgery to have this corrected. If your balls didnt drop with in months of borth its generally caught at thta time with physicals and check ups and corrected.
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Originally Posted By: GrvtykllrIf your balls didnt drop with in months of borth its generally caught at thta time with physicals and check ups and corrected. Don't worry Chance my balls dropped long ago and have been terrorizing this half of the state for many years. Or was that directed at Shinji.
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actually, in thinking threaded view, it was replied to you, but directed at him you gave the first part of the info, I gave a follow up, thats all. I figure if your balls have yet to drop, youd know it.on a side note I know of 2 things Iv said to people when Im trying to get a fight started that have rarely let me down.you? fuck son your balls aint even dropped yet!that will generally get a response if they were thinking about actually fighting. even if they were not really considering it the other one always draws em in.You talk like a man with a paper asshole!I have no idea what it actually means, but it never fails to get someone to take a swing.a buddy who grew up back east told it to me, it was his dads favorite saying at the bar. It worked then, its still working today.
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"You talk like a man with a paper asshole!"I like that. I'm gonna have to lift that one from ya.
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I lifted it from someone else, or rather from his dad.I have no idea what its supposed to mean, but fuck! it incites violence every time I tell some drunk ass thats getting mouthy he talks like a man with a paper asshole.