The Next President of the United States of America

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Silly Damien....it's going to be Brett Favre.

Really?!? Brett Favre?!?He is so over the top with his prejudice against dogs.Want proof?Recently Snoopy said in a press conference, "That big lug of a football player has no brains, no ideas, no real agenda. All he is going to do is to scare you out of voting for me. You know...he's gonna say stuff like 'Snoopy eats meals out of a red dish. He flies around on his dog-house. He lives in a dog house! Oh...and did I mention...he's a DOG!"To which Favre replied, "I respect Snoopy, but I really wish he wouldn't bring species into this race. Let's talk about issues."You're gonna vote for that guy?!?

Snoopy, like Paris Hilton, is nothing more than a pretty face. And I saw him take a dump on the White House lawn. That can't be very healthy for the environment.

mebtw, I would give my birth right to take a dump on the whitehouse lawn

My concern with Snoopy is that he was born in late 1950, making him nearly 58 years old and a child of the cold war. I think we need younger, more dynamic leaders in this old world of ours.To hell with the "old boys club"!!

Originally Posted By: DxLISHxISx_43Snoopy, like Paris Hilton, is nothing more than a pretty face. And I saw him take a dump on the White House lawn. That can't be very healthy for the environment. Yes, that's the typical Favre party line: taking a dump is not good for the environment. I have 2 responses to that:1. Fertilizer! Ever heard of it?2. So your suggestion for a healthy environment is to disrupt the digestive process of animals. That will play well in Middle-America!

Originally Posted By: unsupervised

My concern with Snoopy is that he was born in late 1950, making him nearly 58 years old and a child of the cold war. I think we need younger, more dynamic leaders in this old world of ours.
To hell with the "old boys club"!!

Ahh, but Snoopy's approach to foreign policy is to climp aboard the Sopwith Camel and take on the bad guy himself. No armies, no nuclear weapons. Just a dog and his foe, as it should be.

As for his age, have you noticed that he has never had plastic surgery, never used botox, and still is without wrinkle, blemish, arthritis, or any other defect of note. I'd put his knees up against Brett Favre's any day!

yes, he has held up well even though he is old and white. He does however associate with a severly depressed boy, a bad tempered, non english speaking little bird, a dirt bag and a pair of lezbians. Is his personal life ready to be held up to the harsh spotlight of public office?

well, if Lish would be so kind as to join me in the oval office, I can promise that not a single cigar would be wasted!

okay.. totally blonde moment here..

so "Snoopy" that you guys are talking of... isn't the dog from Charlie Brown? now im completely confused. :scream_cat:

Originally Posted By: damienSnoopy. I agree(assuming I am getting you right). Don't like either of these guys, Obama seemed to have promise during the primaries, but after Hillary dropped out he made a few statements that made me lose the support I had for him. In the end, it seems it's always going to be between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich(thank you, South Park).

Originally Posted By: ashley69

okay.. totally blonde moment here..

so "Snoopy" that you guys are talking of... isn't the dog from Charlie Brown? now im completely confused. :scream_cat: I am Jack's sarcastic post(s).

:wink:

im still confused..

Sorry, t'was a Fight Club reference. Couldn't help myself. IOW, yes that was Snoopy they were talking about, they were alll just being very sarcastic.

Snoopy (Charlie Brown's fictional dog) has been a perennial write-in candidate in U.S. presidential elections for may years. He's a proxy for "none of the above". (It has more political significance then just leaving the line blank; it indicates that you're not just unhappy with the candidates, but that you think that the ballot choices are completely absurd.)

lol okay.. at least i was thinking on the right track which is strange for me. LOL

Originally Posted By: unsupervisedyes, he has held up well even though he is old and white. He does however associate with a severly depressed boy, a bad tempered, non english speaking little bird, a dirt bag and a pair of lezbians. Is his personal life ready to be held up to the harsh spotlight of public office? So you are going to fault him for being in touch with the needs of everyday Americans? Thanks for pointing out the fact that he will be the one to advocate for those with mental health issues, non-English speaking residents, and the GLB community. I think that is the kind of life one would be proud to display publicly....as opposed to a man with a long history of violence against African-American men, based on the color they are wearing and the city they identify themselves with.

So.....Not long to goAre we getting a better inkling as to the outcome ?

I think all sources agree that Obama has the better chance of winning. It's how much greater that chance is that is debated upon.I went to an Obama rally today. I want to go to a McCain rally but I seem to have gotten sick and I don't want to miss school for a rally :S

The irony....It's bigger news in Australia than it is in the United States of Americahttp://au.messages.yahoo.com/news/politics/343737/