I totally completely suck ass :-(

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Remember my little problem? (Can get good and hard, but fades the moment we try to have actual sex) Well, it's been slowly coming around... and I've been slowly feeling more at ease and all that.1. Well, the other night I was at my girlfriend's parents' house, and we were going to bed in an off room, and she started jacking me off... I was hard... no prob. As she was working me, we started discussing what the hell we were going to do with the cum. So she told me I could come inside her. I had no condoms, nor did she (so I thought, read 3rd paragraph for more), so I told her I didn't wanna get her pregnant. She told me that she would not get pregnant... but that right there made me worried! What kind of upbringing tells her that she won't get pregnant if a man just busts one smack dab on the target? No wonder her twenty-something sister has two kids and no husband! Anyway, we used an old shirt. 2. Anyway, on the way back from her parents' house we stopped to look at things and we went over to the condoms. We looked for a while, but I could not find the size I needed (since I have a fucking tiny dick ). She kept saying "I'm pretty sure it's just a one-size-fits-all thing, hun," and I had to tell her that it wasn't. That all made me even more uneasy and uncomfortable about the whole thing. She's seen my knob... and she thinks a regular size condom will just fit that? How awful will I feel when it is realized by her that it will not Anyway, the store seriously did not have the right ones. I felt like a fool... at 5'4", everyone in the store can pretty much guess why I walk away unable to find the right condom — too small.3. So, today I was returning some library materials, and I went into her purse to get her card while she was at work so that I could check her account online to make sure I had found and gathered up all of the right books. And... in her purse I found a condom like the ones dispensed in gas station bathrooms. In fact, I've seen the type before. A while ago when I was trying on various sizes to find the right ones, I came across those exact ones. Unfortunately, they are way too fucking huge. So... now I feel really fucking retarded. 'Cause the moment we whip that thing out (pray to God she intends it for me!), it will become realized by her that it is far too big, and that, the obverse being true, I am far too small. And won't I just feel like shit then, too! Sorry to rant... But I feel so depressed and down now. God, she must think I'm pathetic... and she's right to do so... I am. God damnit! LQ

Well what size are you? length/girth?

I've posted this before... but:about 5.75" × 4" (length × girth)So you can see how the whole sex this is a total embarrassment and makes me feel like a complete utter failure.

That's not as small as you think, but I'm sure you were expecting a reaction like that. I can't stress enough the importance of finding the right size for yourself. Condoms that are too large could inevitably slip off and lead to pregnancy, which I'm guessing you want to avoid.If you're having trouble finding them in stores and/or you're struggling to overcome the embarrassment issue, you could be able to order condoms online. You might have better luck finding a fit more suitable for you on reliable websites. Of course, don't order a batch just presuming they fit, test and trial until you do find the right size, because you don't want any accidents happening. The important issue is that you're comfortable with yourself and have a happy well being.EDIT: I hope I'm not being too obvious with my advice and therefore sounding patronizing, but remember it's girth that matters more than length when it comes to condoms, and your girl isn't that small at all.

Right, she not small at all. The few times I've been in her I could hardly feel anything... or else I was too nervous to notice...The real issue is making her understand. I feel like she hates me and thinks I'm a good-for-nothing.

Omg, I just noticed I typed girl, when I meant "your girth isn't small at all"...I have no way of knowing how big or small your girl is LOL...slightly awkward!

I doubt she hates you. She might be a bit oblivious/naive from the world of different condom sizes, but that doesn't mean that she thinks you're good for nothing.

Originally Posted By: yoursmile "your girth isn't small at all" Well, she thinks it is. Anyway, she'll be home soon. Better just be pathetic for another night.

1. She might be on oral contraception or an IUD. But if she doesn't have any contraception she's being very stupid.2. It would be good to find out which places sell slim condoms. You're not tiny, just a bit thinner than average and there's no shame in that. It seems it would be a good idea to bring a few whenever you visit your gf.

_I've posted this before... but:

about 5.75" × 4" (length × girth) _

Yeah I don't usually go through the effort to reread old posts to pick out information... but..

You're a bit on the slimmer side which means **you **need to make the effort to find a slimmer fitting condom. Thay are out there, you just need to find it.

Slim fit condoms online. Order 'em online if you like.Or, here's a link to Lifestyles retailers.

Well little Q im hoping i can help you right now. You see im your exact same height and pretty much your exact same measurements penis wise (my length gets a little longer depending on how horny i am but the girth is about the same). Each time i make love to my girlfriend she has multiple orgasm's. I wont state how many (i dont want people to think im bragging, and i doubt people would believe me anyway), but she does have multiple orgasm's everytime.While yes you and are "slimmer" we are far from to slim to do the job. You just need to find out what she likes and explore and communicate. You can do the job, you are not small, you really have to try to get that thought out of your head if you want to be a good lover. Because i had the same thoughts in my head when i was first having sex and it really affected my performace.As far as condoms, snugger fit will be the best. See i can wear regular condoms and not have them slip (though they can be a little baggy) but snugger fits "fit" better. If you cant find them in the store then you can order them online. I use condomdepot.com and just order boxes of 250 at a time. Goodluck!

"I... order boxes of 250 at a time."Stands up and salutesAnd how many boxes have you gone through... don't answer that.

Enough to not want to have sex anymore, is that a good answer haha? Well at least not to want to have it that often anymore.

Originally Posted By: OldFolks>>>"I... order boxes of 250 at a time." You are such a hot, sexy, horn-dog stud Scotty!!!RAWR!

Thanks for the info on the slims I want to get some of those I have used condoms to make me last long but the feeling of the condom on my dick makes me cum sooner do to the feeling but I also use the in humping my pillow, and I want to try the slims in masturbation, the tightness will add a new dimension to the feeling. Oh and by the way my measurements are 5.5-6.0 long and 5.5 girth which yields 1.75 diam.Your NOT to small and your still a man I have fathered three sons.John

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