"So the side effects of over masturbation is. nerve trouble, hair problems, eye floaters, skin problems, memory problems, penis shrinkage followed by lose of erections during sex and last of all, the real bad one is ED, (erectile dysfunction) and this you don't want."
Not sure about most of these things as a result of excessive masturbating. I do agree, though, that you could potentially be setting yourself up for ED down the road, especially if you are rushing through your masturbation sessions for some reason, like to avoid getting caught,
As for the eye problems and hair loss--I always wondered why some guys wer bald, and some wore glasses. Now I know.