CAUGHT!!

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Okay, this was truly horrible, but it actually happened:Last year I often had an errection, and I decided to wank off in the toilettes, not a good thing x.x I was standing there (we have cubicles) and 2 jack asses came, and were like knocking and yelling 'Yo, what ya doin there' (but then in my language) I kept silent and kept on going. Eventually one of the guys jumped over the barrier and looked at me (but I was to busy wanking that I didn't notice) and I heard him yell and I immidiatly stopped, closed my pants, and slowly and cooley walked out, and they were looking VERY weird at me. Ow man, it is such a pain to walk past them in recess Now I make sure that wheer I do it, it is a place that is looked and has walls UP to the ceiling ;-;

one time is was beaten the meat in my bedroom and i feel asleep naked.NEVER LEAVE YOUR DOOR UNLOCKED.i woke up and i had been caught be my younger sister who was 5. she asked me wat was it that was hangin off my body. well i didnt want to explain it to her and she asked my pareants and boy was that an akward talk

ouch, that is unfortunate!

is ur dad ok with this lol

I have been caught a few timesOnce when I was out cycling. I was riding in the country roads around my house when I stopped for a break by this junction near some stables. I sat down a fair way off the road and rested a while. After 5 or so minutes I got a bit horny so I got my ccok out and starting pumping away, watching the road, after a few minutes I turned back to myright and saw one of the stable girls standing by her car watching me, I turned away slowly making out I hadnt noticed her and soon came, shooting into the air and onto the grass.She then causally got into her car and drove off

I HAVE THE MOST HUMILIATING STORY YOU WILL EVER HEAR IN YOUR LIFELast week in math class...It was a great day. I was sitting next to the hottest, sexiest girl i know. I noticed her thong was hanging out and i got hard. I was sitting in the back so i figured maybe i could do it.Maybe i can jack off in school. I slowly unzipped my pants. I started rubbing up and down. As i was almost done My Teacher Called me."stand up and say the answer". I was scared whenever the teacher called on me cuz she was mega hott. so i forgot what i was doing. without putting every thing away i stood up. I Heard OH MY GOD HE ISNT CIRCUMSISED from one side and THAT IS SO SMALL from another. I was completely Humiliated and ran out of the room. I cant walk in the school hall ways without being laughed at

That SUX! I've never been caught, but I have a story about... well, it's close enough.

My grandma who was in CA got sick so my mom was gonna take care of her, however, we lived just south of Chicago at the time. It was just me and my dad for 2 months, and it's like what you see on tv. Breakfast was a jar of peanut butter, lunch a Pete's Pizza Puff, and dinner was every man for himself. Soon, to cover mom's income, dad had to take on more hours at work, neglecting his share of the tasks he did so poorly to begin with. I was in fourth grade at the time, and was/am a hardcore masturbator. Soon, for school one day, I was reduced to wearing nothing but a white t-shirt (the kind you sleep in), and jeans that had the zipper stuck on bottom on the hole wide open. Notice I didn't say underwear, because all was used up. I went off to school on one of my horny days, and managed to stay erect from beginning to end (I was completely oblivious nearly the whole time). I'm angry that nobody told me (i.e. Best friends, strangers, TEACHERS! :angry:). I would've never know except...

I had finally managed to work up the nerve to talk to Taylor who was the HOTTEST girl. 4 outta 5 times I masturbate was over her. Let's face it, I'm well endowed now (13 at 7.3 inches erect, with the nearest around 5-6 inches to challenge me at school), but back then, SUPER hard for me was 1 1/2 inches (no joke, I actually measured). I would've never know except for this...

Me: "Hi Taylor."
Taylor: "Oh my god. Is that thimble stuck on your pants or are you happy to see me?"
Me: "What?" *looks down* *gasps*
Taylor: "Jeez, I'd hate to see it hard."
Me: *stutters*
Taylor: "Oh my god, it IS hard."
Me: *embarassed yet turned on; pre cum starts to slide out*
(I was visiting her at her desk, teacher was out of room, whole class watching by now).
STUDENT: "Holy crap, that's small."
STUDENT: "I have a good 5 inches on you!"
Taylor: *pulls out ruler from desk and actually holds it by my dick and measures* 1 1/2 everybody!"
CLASS: * actually pull out rulers and look to see where 1 1/2 is.* *Some boys measure there's and announce as well, And the second smallest was 3 inches exactly.*
Taylor: *goes to grab to make fun of*
Me: *super horny*

She grabs it and I cum all over her hand and I start getting bullshit about how I'm faster than Justice League's The FLASH! I would've put it away at the beginning and ran, but it was like the movies where the character is petrified with fear and can't move. On the bright side, I told my neighbor, whom I was having an "affair" with, and she gave me my first blowjob since the story made her horny. I was kind of disappointed she was able to fit it all in, however...

In reply to: Last week in math class...It was a great day. I was sitting next to the hottest, sexiest girl i know. I noticed her thong was hanging out and i got hard. I was sitting in the back so i figured maybe i could do it.Maybe i can jack off in school. I slowly unzipped my pants. I started rubbing up and down. As i was almost done My Teacher Called me."stand up and say the answer". I was scared whenever the teacher called on me cuz she was mega hott. so i forgot what i was doing. without putting every thing away i stood up. I Heard OH MY GOD HE ISNT CIRCUMSISED from one side and THAT IS SO SMALL from another. I was completely Humiliated and ran out of the room. I cant walk in the school hall ways without being laughed at ROFL LOL LMFAO ROFL ROFL LOL LOL LMAO LOL LMFAO ROFL!

I don't know, but I'm having a hard time believing your story... But sorry, it's just very very very weird.

A lot of the stories here are hard to believe but nevertheless entertaining to read.

never proply been caught but i ithnk my parents know, they keep askin my why i got white stains in my boxes/pjs and ask what i was doin cos i was so long in the rest room

Okay, fine. I made up the part about cumming in her hand, but the rest is definitely true (trust me, I lived it).

4th grade? Yeah I'm so sure.

Me and my brother are pretty open with each other, so its kind of like a game in a way where I have tryed to catch him and hes tryed to catch me in the act. Its nothing serious, its one of those things where i might have to ask him a question so i try to sneak up on him to see what hes doing.He has caught me late at night and we just laughed. I always catch him, he acts like he wasnt doing it but i know.

I find it hard to believe that you were able to produce cum in the 4th grade.

i was in the living room jerking off wiht my five inch cock (when its super super hard) and i was done and my jizz was all over me (i produce tons of it) all voer my belly adn shit i didnt notice my mom walking in front of the couch into the kirchen i thouhgt she was supposed to be sleeping but no she had to say one last thing to me before she went to bed i dont know if she saw me or not but still i think she did because of the way she said the things she had to say before she went to sleep. i was emfuckingbarrased.

i also do it at school when i was in grade 6

in reply to"One day I was humping my bed, I was in my early teens. My Mom who is deaf, was watching TV in the other room. I usually locked the door when I was masturbating. But for some reason, I just dropped my pants and started to hump the bed. Well, I guess I was so into my masturabtion sesssion, I didn't hear my Mom walking towards my bedroom. She said my name, in her voice. I looked up and immediately got up and turned around and pulled up my pants. I was so embarrased. She asked me what i was doing? I said nothing Mom! She said she could show me the proper way to masturbate by using my hand. At first I didn't want her to show me. She said it's ok, I won't hurt you. So, she came over and unzipped me and pulled down my pants. She told me to lay down on my bed, which I did. She laid next to me and began to stroke my cock ever so softly, of course I got instantly hard again, she then put her mouth over my cock. I couldn't believe what was happening to me. She then went back to jacking me off, then I came all over her hand, and then she licked it all up. She said to me, if you ever want something better than masturbation, I am here for you. Of course, I got to fuck her eventually. It was great! I went into the military, but any time I came home, we screwed. I know this sounds like a fantasy story, but it is true. I love my Mom and she loves me, and we feel that with sex we are really close..."thats sick your mother shuld not be doing that to you.GET SOME HELP!

idk, do you really believe that crap?

Ive never actually been caught, but ive been close once..I was just laying in my bed goin at it..like 6 months ago. I guess I was being a bit too loud kuz my dad opened the door. I just kinda changed position so he couldn't see me. He just kinda laughed and walked off..He didn't Actually catch me..because I moved fast enough, but im pretty sure he knows what I was doing lol. Oh well..My parents haven't really given me the "talk" yet, and I don't think they will, but they always joke around with me about it. Like ill be in the bathroom doin whatever, and he will walk up to the door and be like "Hurry up and stop playin with yourself! I need to go to the bathroom" haha