Not being rude, but honestly, what's the best way to get into a girls pants without having to date her?
Getting Into a Girls Pants
Go to the laundry mat, find a girl waiting for her laundry to get done, and when she's taking her pants out of the dryer snatch them and run.
go downtown, if you have a $100 i'm sure you'll find some receptive old ladies on the street corners
dude thats seriously shallow to want a "fuck and chuck." good luck...
You *are* so lost, brother. You need to run down to the nearest Victoria's Secret, buy a sexy pair of panties, take them home, put them on, and masturbate into them. I don't think even a hooker would help you out--you've actually got to talk to her about her price if nothing else.
LOL I see a lot of people dont approve of the question and were sarcastic. You asked so I'll tell you what I can.
First off dont try to "wine & dine" her. I've found it easier to get laid by "coincidence" than trying to make it happen. Another words It seems easier to get lucky at a party than it would be to try to take a girl out on a date. Alcohol is your best friend in these type of situations. Get the girl drunk and it will be much easier. Be aggressive & confident. Sometimes girls say no but they dont mean no. I was always the type to respect the girl & when she said no I'd stop. However, I've known on many occasions the guys keep going. She eventually gave in. I dont mean rape her, but you can tell if she really wants you to stop. LOL, if she's sayin no but still grabbin on you & kissin you - it's pretty obvious what the answer is. Another thing is to be at the right place at the right time. Sometimes girls will put out pretty easily after they just get out of a relationship. Rebound ass. This usually is a one-time thing & nothin more is said about it.
I dont even know why I'm tellin you this seein how I dont think a guy should use women like that. If you really wanna get laid w/out the responsibility find you a really good friend & get a "friends with benefits" goin.
But dude, rather you know it or not it's better to get a girlfriend than sleep with random women. I know it makes you look "cool" or "pimp" becuase you're numbers are high. But you'll pay for it in the long run.
So in summary, if you really wanted to be an asshole then it wouldnt be too hard to tell the girl what she wanted to hear & get you some booty. However I suggest you dont worry too much about gettin laid & focus on the girl. When the time finally does come it'll be worth it.
lmao. You all crack me up.
hahaha some guys lol
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did he honestly just say get the girl drunk?! Hello, what if she doesnt remember everything, just remembers saying no and next thing you know, your being charged with rape. Geese, And what will he say next, date rape drug?
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Could always check out the morgue, in many cases there already out of their pants, and she isn't likely to complain
But seriously, i tend to think the get her trashed and can't really make her mind up properly as a bit cheap. In some cases, depeding very much on you, your personality, your looks, your attitude, your confidence, you may be able to just goto clubs or whatever and pick up a fuckbuddy. I've had a fuckbuddy i only spoke to her for about 30mins, i was fucking her no strings for nearly a month, but then she started falling for me so i had to let her go as she broke the code.
But to be honest theres no sure way of getting in on the fisrt night, most women have standards and to be fair relationships are much more worthwhile, sex is great but you can get greater things than sex out of a great relationships.
The guy just wants sex. Maybe he isn't lucky enough to find a woman to be in a relationship with. Honestly you guys might have girlfriends and are lucky enough to participate in sex but him and many others aren't.
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If shes a whore, you're in luck lol..
A friend of mine says "if it has wheels or tits, rent it". I really feel legalised prositution would help the sexual frustration of this nation on a grand scale. There are times I just wanna fuck, but being fat (260, 6'1") and old (41) makes that less likely (we ain't gonna discuss hair loss either). If I could "rent" a professional, who was clean, sane, decent looking and not strung out on crack I don't think I would ever have a girlfriend again!
If you really want to get laid without "dating", why not simply be honest...walk up to a "potential partner" and ask her if she would care to go fuck. This tactic has worked for me a few times, with and without alcohol.
Let me emphasise, this requires a respectful attitude, and is simply about sharing sex.
Being fit and good looking (like I was in my 20's and 30's) will help immensly.
Good luck, and be honest!
i fucked almost all of my gf friends but she aproved so i t was realy a fun week lol
Buy a blow-up doll.
I got a problem wiith the whole get her drunk. If a girl says no you need to stop. It doesn't matter if she's still kissing up on you or rubbing your dick. She says no and thats the end of it. All that needs to happen for it to be rape is for her to say no. And all you guys thinking alcohol is the way are complete pricks. Going out to bars is probably the best way depending where you live and how old you are. But also be careful that if she is drunk, like stutering, throwing up, and unable to walk by herself, you could go to jail for rape. Depends on the law where you live.
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i hate this thread.....so stupid.
Honestly? Buy a hooker. Everyone will be happy.
Big, fat, wet, juicy smiles!
Find a girl that dresses flashy/slutty, flirt with her, ask for her number.
Go out for drinks, tell her after shes been drinking for a while that you aren't sure what you want in a relationship yet and are waiting for the right girl but in the mean time you just want to date around to try to find the right girl.
Flirt a lot after, say the typical line 'your a little a different from a lot of girls I meet. I think it's a good thing"
If she smiles kiss her and that should typically lead to a lot more.
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ya buddy..ill see ya in court
i will go just so I can laugh at you get sentenced.
Ok, here is some dumb but classic advice… ASK!
I learned this in my early 20s. Ask her if she wants to. Also, there is the old “math”… at a bar, if you ask 10, 1 will agree. I wouldn’t want to be that guy, personally but..
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