Where do you hide your porn?

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C:/programs/windows media player/plugins/updates/1/gooooood

i'm lucky to know that my porn is safe. i have a blatantly obvious folder on my computer in my documents called "pizzorn" that has all my porn that isn't being shared on Ares my porn magazine collection just sits in my bathroom in the middle of the magazine pile. quiet as kept.

In reply to: nah i don't keep any either if anything i'd go on websites so never get caught Yeah, thats what i do too.

lol. My dad hides his porn in the same three places. When I was younger I went to my money stash(in a box). So I picked the lock in this cabinet no one ever used. Instead of my money I found stack of porn in there...I was like Huh thats not my money. I popped the unlabeled Vhs tape in the tape thingy then I played it. Oh my the first thing I saw was a movie. I was wondering why my dad would hide this. then All the sudden sex comes on...my first porno MOVIE. I was glued. But I got scared of getting caugt so I stopped.

I recently started on porn like 4-5 years ago! lol. Its in my computer hard drive too! I don't know but no one has ever found it. Or at least no one cares...

websites really mess your computer up with spyware and crap.

DUH!

In reply to:It disturbs me when I hear or read about parents giving their kids porn. Why in the name of all that is sacred would you do that?!? Have you never heard of porn addictions? That's where it starts.Sounds a bit far-fetched. Where's the evidence for this? I'd be more concerned that the boy would start to think of females as sex toys (but I have no supporting data). In most porn, women are in a subservient role.Once a boy hits puberty, he becomes sex-obsessed, and he becomes even worse after having sex with another person, barring first-time disasters. In any case, my father used to keep his porn under the bed. He wasn't real concerned about hiding it. It pissed me off because it disturbed my mom (although she tolerated it). But I used to read it when they weren't home. What a hypocrite.So, in answer to the original poster, hide your porn under your parents' bed. They'll just think it's theirs and pay it no mind.

In reply to: Sounds a bit far-fetched. Where's the evidence for this? Why do you think it is far-fetched to say that porn addictions start with porn?Or do I misunderstand?

Then porn should be banned for everyone, like crack cocaine. I'm not defending giving porn to children, but I'm wondering why an adolescent would be more obsessed with it than anyone else, keeping in mind that anyone with a computer and a bit of curiosity can get tons of it.In any case, before I was an adolescent, porn was a minor curiosity. After I hit purberty, I couldn't think of much other than pornographic thoughts, porn or no porn.

So, should we ban food cause people are addicted to food? or love?Although, seriously, I wouldn't be opposed to a ban on porn. It's hurt to many families. It wouldn't get rid of it, obviously. But there would be much less.

As a parent i chuckled throughout readin that entire thread.........I used to hide stuff in the same places, and I know that my sons will do too, and 'think' I don't know :grin:
I won't have a problem with porn or masterbation, we have always been very open about sex n stuff.......but.......finding porn on the PC does worry me, cos I have seen some pretty disturbing stuff online, and I wouldn't want my sons to see it until they were old enough to understand it!

I don't have any hard copy porn. I once did when I was a kid. I initially I had it in a lock up box, but then my mum knew that I looked at it - she thought it was normal and expected me too. So I stopped hiding it. She knew where it was etc.Nowadays I keep it all on my PC. Being a network security engineer I don't have any worries about people finding it.Can't you take out one of the bottom drawers from a chest of drawers and put them under there?

In reply to:I wouldn't be opposed to a ban on porn.The problem is, how do you define porn? In an important case, Potter Stewart, a Supreme Court justice, said, "I can't define it, but I know it when I see it." (Potter, that was very lame. It's your job to define it; we can't have you arbitrate every sample in the U.S.).One man's art is another man's porn. Plus people like their porn even more than they like their dope, so it wouldn't work.Parent: I found porn in your drawer!Son: Huge Jugs 4 is not porn!Parent: We're going to the Supreme Court!In any case, the best place to hide porn would be in a microchip embedded under your skin. Or have Osama bin Laden hold it; no one seems to be able to find him.

In reply to: The problem is, how do you define porn? Answer #1: That's a whole nuther conversation.Answer#2: I think there are some things that most reasonable people agree would be considered porn. Does'nt take a supreme court to rult that www.hotchickswithbigboobssuckinghugecocks.com is porn.

The problem is that you get to the point of splitting hairs (if they show only one breast, but the nipple is erect, is that porn?). And the gatekeeper may not be a fair minded person with an understanding of art; it may be the Family Research Council (the folks who think SpongeBob is gay).Now this is not to say that things like kiddie porn or bestiality porn should be legal, but that kind of thing is not hard to define.I wouldn't be so anxious to give up civil liberties if I were you. There may be stuff out there that you don't like, but the alternative could be a lot worse.

In reply to: it may be the Family Research Council (the folks who think SpongeBob is gay). In reply to: A misunderstanding that was based on confusing two websites. wearefamilyfoundation.org - Sponge Bob's site, and waf.org, which is a GLBT site and appears to have changed its name since the brou-ha-ha started. In reply to: I wouldn't be so anxious to give up civil liberties if I were you. I'm not anxious to do so. But we're talking about something that caused harm to individuals, families, and society, and has no redeeming qualities (other than personal pleasure).I understand the appeal of porn, and the pleasure. I'm an addict. And I have to admit that the frustration that surrounds that is part of my wishing it didn't exist. Although I still think we would be better off without it.

I got those quote thingys all screwed up and couldn't fix it. Sorry.

In reply to:has no redeeming qualities (other than personal pleasure)Personal pleasure is a really big redeeming quality! I hope skiing and scuba diving, which are dangerous sports that give me great pleasure, aren't banned. Remember, we're talking about the government regulating personal behavior.Coincidentally, when I was in the car tonight, the head of the FRC was on a Christian radio station I was listening to, and, while interviewing Mel Gibson, he said that he didn't think that SpongeBob is gay. That's nice, but I would have felt better if he'd said that the idea of discussing the sexual orientation of an animated sponge is pretty ridiculous.So, to get back on thread, where would SpongeBob hide his (hetero) pornography, where Gary wouldn't find it?

In reply to: Can't you take out one of the bottom drawers from a chest of drawers and put them under there? That is where I keep my porn. No one has found it yet.

under the bed or on the computer.

nah i don't keep any either if anything i'd go on websites so never get caught How do keep anyone from finding porn on the computer?