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Recently, I have been talking to a girl who goes to Purdue, has never met me, but thinks I am so great. It started when I made fun of the Bears in a subtle way and she just started talking. It is now to the point, after 1 damn day, that when i say i am lazy and do not want to do hw, she tries to inspire me. And last night her form of inspiration was,"Jon if you do your homeworl i will let you eat me out." So to see if she was telling the truth I finished regardless, and I asked her if she was gonna pay up, she said not the best time to do that, if you catch my drift. So what is going on b/c she is totally enfatuated b/c I actually have been acting mysterious, and it has gotten very sexual, very fast.

Sounds like flirting. Like she wants to meet you, maybe date you. How do you feel about her? Oh, and you should always do your homework.

i do not know...never met her. I guess I would not mid, but I already have another girl that likes me just as much. I took my buddies advice and I am actin mysteriously. It is working out amazingly well.

Just don't forget that peops can get carried away on the computer. Sounds like she enjoys your company there. She might really be more reserved in real life...or a total freak...Who knows. Kinda like this place...we all bring stuff in that isn't "everyday" talk for us!

YaY! I knew the ladies would flock in!

yeah, and making life so wild. I am gonna have a rendezvous with a girl with a boyfriend tonight (as in Friday night). She really wants to come over and hang out with me. So I am gonna curl up with her on the futon while watching a movie. Then on Sunday I am too meet with Christina and she said she expects me to please her like non other.

In reply to:git er done! Sounds like you're a Larry the Cable Guy fan lolI say go for it Jon, who knows, you might have the time of you life ^_^

Oh I am...I am on date/crazy night #1 tonight...then a party with same girl tommorrow night, then sunday night a very intimate rendezvous with another girl...crazy weekend.

And this happening so soon after you dropped the other girl. Go you! About time you get some booty! If you get the chance, set up a webcam and put some earphones in and we'll give you tips (while we watch and masturbate like the sick perverts that we really are)

hahaha...well i am not to sure about that. Just keep trying and you will get some trust me.

Are you saying that I'm not trying? Well, I'll have you know that I have been trying, very hard!!! Its just that for some reason beyond my comprehension, all the nice girls are taken! Whats with that shit! Now, I know you are the kinda guy that doesn't mind snuggling up with a taken lady (you sly fox you ) but I just don't feel right doing it. Well, maybe if I hate her boyfriend....

Well, come on Walken, how did it go!?!?

Well it could have gone better. All my buddies kept coming in, and distracting us. When we had our silence we moved close and was going to put my hand up her shirt and it was all good, until they came back in. SO it went okay. i cleaned my dorm room, so it is a bit more pleasing for her to come into, after tonights party.

You know, theres a little something called a lock, you should get one.She coming over again tonight? Woo, have your way with her!! Oh, and what does she look like?

She is 5'4" blonde hair to her breasts, the cutest face, nice eyes, large B boobs, nice legs, a flat stomach, and a nice ass

And she goes anywhere near you ... why? Wow, she sounds hot, although I prefer dark haired girls. And maybe a bit shorter, but she seems pretty darn good! What party is this, is it a special occasion or is it just a "ooh, its a weekend, lets celebrate" party? And also, what have you got planned for this girl?

well she may come with to a buddies 21st bday kegger at an aprtment (i have been to his parties and they are kick ass). I have nothing planned, I am winging it. The more I talk to her, the more I think she is looking for a way out f her current relationship, but who knows. I am gonna stay sober if she comes b/c I do not need to have drunk sex with her, not what i want to do. Gotta be sober.

Yes, because rape is so much more legal when your sober.Well, you must tell us (ok, just me) what happens, I have no life of my own right now so I'm living through you people.

hahaha....not rape, but consensual....okay no life, lol.all the girls I know are gunning for me to get some from her...They are just saying to go take it....so funny...well I am just waiting for the party now.

Well then take your friends' advice and go have sex! If you're just waiting around go out and get a few condoms. Hide them in your pocket somewhere, preferably somewhere that she won't find them cause that could turn out bad.If you like there is nothing stopping you. You've waited this long, why should you have to wait any more. Join the world of the living.But remember, no means YES under special circumstances