I want to have sex with my neighbors wife

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My neihbors wife is so hott i want her her husband is never home she has one kid wonder if anyone out there could give me some tips on how to get her.

So you want to be a mother fu***r? How 'bout I nail your mom.

leave her alone, that's the best tip

leave her alone - she's married.

I'm with the rest of them. I'd forget about her. Only going to lead to trouble.

First of all, she's MARRIED and she has a CHILD! You trying to start an affair with her can hurt both her husband and her child. Instead of chasing a married woman, why not go out to a club or something, find a sexy single gal, and then bang away. Getting involved with a married woman will only cause you both a whole hell of a lot of trouble.

Tip for ya: stop being a muppet and get a girlfriend.....Oh and if she has a kid and a husband whos says she is gonna want you any where near her anyway!!!! or am i missin somat?

im not a church goer so i dont know much about the Bible but doesnt it say "thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife"? i agree with the rest of the guys,"leave stacy's mom alone and go for stacy instead"
no idea where i heard taht one from

So was the original post a put-on or what? If this mom has got it going on and you really want to have her, no matter what, then how would it be different from going after any other woman you'd want to sleep with? Or is this the first?Here in Florida, I'd worry about her husband running out of the house with a shotgun and blasting down my door if I did that. It'd be a lot safer just to fantasize about her.

I want it and im gonna keep tryin to get it so if u have any "good" advice help me out and yall dumbasses leave the post alone

Well want it all you want, you'll probably never get it.

We gave you good advice....but you have such a great "can-do" attitude, I guess we just can't change your mind. Now you gonna ask us how to get little kids to sleep with you?If you need to come here to find an answer to the question you asked, you're doomed. You will fail. And in the process of failing, you may make a total jackass of yourself. But in this case, failure is a good thing.Now, may I direct you to the masturbation forum?

ya ya ya... I want my nieghbour's wife, the single chick down the hall, The Yummy single Mommy across the way.That's why I'm the only guy who can get their cars started in the bad weather and I can change washers and fuses like a professional giggolo.

To my honest answer. I don't even know if she'll even glance at you. So look at yourself in the mirror, then look at her. You'll realize you'll have no chance. So don't even think about it.

In reply to:so if u have any "good" advice help me out and yall dumbasses leave the post alone FFS - you don't get the answer you want and now we are all dumbasses.........oh and you want GOOD advice? fucking grow up!

i hope she does shoot you down, then tell her husband, just so he can bang down your door and beat the shit out of you. you def deserve it for being that kind of a cunt

Last - well said hon

Last, buddy, you've got to stop holding your feelings in. It's really bad for you and I'm getting worried.

LMAO, indeed. sometimes i just get so bottled up....

Good for you ya redneck, So what episode of Ricki Lake will you be on ?